Subject: WHAT THE WORLD IS MADE UP OF

I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up
$46.64 charge. I gave
her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave
the money back to
her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY
favor. She became
indignant and informed me she was educated and knew what
she was doing, and
returned the money again. I gave her the money back
again...same scenario! I
departed the store with the $46.64. This actually
happened in Austin at
MoPac Boulevard and Parmer Lane.
They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail.

I walked into a Starbucks with a buy-one-get-one-free
coupon for a Grande
Latte. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a
little chalkboard
that said "buy one-get one free." "They're already
buy-one-get-one-free,"
she said, "so I guess they're both free" She handed me
my free Lattes and I
walked out the door.
They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail.

One day I was walking down the beach with some friends
when one of them
shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at
the sky and said,
"Where?"
They Walk Among Us!

While looking at a house, my brother asked the real
estate agent which
direction was north because, he explained, he didn't
want the sun waking him
up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the
north?"
When my brother explained that the sun rises in the
east, and has for
sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh I don't keep
up with that stuff."
They Walk Among Us!!

I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call
center. One day I got a
call from an individual who asked what hours the call
center was open. I
told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day,
7 days a week." He
responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to
end the call
quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."
They Walk Among Us!

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to
cut through a seat
belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.
They Walk Among Us!

My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the
cases were
discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2
cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a
20% discount.
They Walk Among Us!

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area,
so I went to the
lost luggage office and told the woman there that my
bags never showed up.
She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a
trained professional
and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, has your
plane arrived yet?"
They Walk Among Us!

While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man
ordering a small pizza to
go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he
would like it cut
into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time
before responding.
"Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry
enough to eat 6
pieces."
Yep, They Walk Among Us!

They Walk Among Us, AND they reproduce, and WORST OF
ALL...............they
VOTE!