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Hey Guys, The Perfect Gift For The Little Woman?
Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The Tit will cost $499 or $599 depending on cup size. This has been hailed as a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
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posted by
madkow2747
on Dec 21, 2007 at 09:26 PM
Can you program it to play Gloria Steinem speeches?
posted by
beamer321
on Dec 21, 2007 at 09:33 PM
Hey Joty.........has anyone ever told you that you are a nut!!! (just kidding) However, that IS an interesting concept. I wonder if you could get one with Christmas carols?.....Just omit O Come All Ye Faithful.....on the other hand, Silent Night would certainly be appropriate. Ha! Ha!
posted by
scottso
on Dec 22, 2007 at 12:25 AM
I can't say anything but LOL!
posted by
matokanji
on Dec 22, 2007 at 06:49 AM
Would the bigger ones play louder??? lol
posted by
Kails
on Dec 22, 2007 at 07:05 AM
I hear they are coming out with something similar for a man next year.
posted by
GINGER
on Dec 24, 2007 at 01:17 AM
Pirate-men?Some you can turn off-the really good ones just keep going!
posted by
bigdog
on Dec 24, 2007 at 07:46 AM
Hell thats all i need, i cant get my old lady to shut up now as it is. Plus all she would play is angry women songs.uuuhhggg. ps. just kidding baby I love you
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