Gender: female Member Since: September 03, 2007 Last Signed In: May 15, 2008 Profile Views: 491 Blog Views: 8836 Yay! It's ok to be gay and say "I do!" Trip to Walmart We Need To Get Out! Mama, I miss you... For my Sand Canyon neighbors Pass The Salt & Pepper, Please Too Much To Pay For A Spay I'm No Prude, Dude My Four-legged Teenager Looking for the dog whisperer September 07 October 07 November 07 December 07 January 08 February 08 March 08 April 08 May 08 
RSS 2.0    |
|
|
Hey Guys, The Perfect Gift For The Little Woman?
Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The Tit will cost $499 or $599 depending on cup size. This has been hailed as a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
8 comments from 8 users
1
posted by
madkow2747
on Dec 21, 2007 at 09:26 PM
Can you program it to play Gloria Steinem speeches?
posted by
beamer321
on Dec 21, 2007 at 09:33 PM
Hey Joty.........has anyone ever told you that you are a nut!!! (just kidding) However, that IS an interesting concept. I wonder if you could get one with Christmas carols?.....Just omit O Come All Ye Faithful.....on the other hand, Silent Night would certainly be appropriate. Ha! Ha!
posted by
scottso
on Dec 22, 2007 at 12:25 AM
I can't say anything but LOL!
posted by
matokanji
on Dec 22, 2007 at 06:49 AM
Would the bigger ones play louder??? lol
posted by
Kails
on Dec 22, 2007 at 07:05 AM
I hear they are coming out with something similar for a man next year.
posted by
GINGER
on Dec 24, 2007 at 01:17 AM
Pirate-men?Some you can turn off-the really good ones just keep going!
posted by
bigdog
on Dec 24, 2007 at 07:46 AM
Hell thats all i need, i cant get my old lady to shut up now as it is. Plus all she would play is angry women songs.uuuhhggg. ps. just kidding baby I love you posted by
awsmom8
on Dec 25, 2007 at 12:25 AM
Would under wire bras work as antennas? Can head phones be attached?
1
|