I was in the parking lot outside Save Mart this evening.  "Parked" in the middle of the road running smack in front of Save Mart is this van ..... really, just sitting there.  The driver, sitting behind the wheel, is talking to a girl standing just outside the van. 

My husband was driving, we were just dropping off films at Blockbuster, so I jumped out of our car.  As I passed the girls chatting happily away, I said, "this part of the parking lot is actually not for parking."  I further explained, "you can tell because there are no lines separating the parking spots.  See how there are no lines and there are all these cars lined up waiting for you to move?" 

The girl outside the van says to me, "Jesus loves you."

Slow burn ...... trying to leave idiots to themselves ..... trying, trying, trying .....

can't do it.   I reply, "Jesus loves me but not you because, no one can love an idiot.  It simply can't be done."

Now - I have to do something really nice or karma is coming to get me.  I'm working on it.