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The Hair Cut
The Haircut
One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week".
The florist is pleased and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week."
The cop is happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to
open up there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week "
The Republican is very happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank you card and a dozen different books
such as "How to Improve Your Business" and "Becoming More Successful."
Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week."
The Democrat is very happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between left and right.
God Bless America !
NOTE: I did not write this, it has been going around for years. It is a joke, have a laugh and no name calling!
12 comments from 8 users
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posted by
GregL
on May 2, 2007 at 07:59 AM
Nice caveat at the end Red! A good laugh for what seems like a Monday morning today!
posted by
Sparks
on May 2, 2007 at 09:17 AM
I'm a Democrat. Personally I don't understand why the barber's community service involved giving free haircuts to people who could easily afford one. Being a democrat I would have rather seen this criminal's community service consist of picking up trash off the streets. Trash like this ridiculous post for instance. lol This is way too funny, I must send it to friends!!!! Great post Red posted by
anonymous
on May 2, 2007 at 09:28 AM
Rewarding crimminals with flowers and donuts while serving his/her time/community service is typical of republicans.
posted by
countygirl
on May 2, 2007 at 09:45 AM
Anonymous- You just made my day! lol I'm assuming you are a Democrat from your response. I just found it funny that the Republican in this joke gave the barber BOOKS and you obviously didn't even READ the joke(not well anyway). Your comment made the joke that much more enjoyable. Normally I stay out of political related topics, but I couldn't resist. :) posted by
LoriMorales
on May 2, 2007 at 10:36 AM
Red - you think if you are NOT the one to originate something - you just repeat it (going around for years and years???) - that some how you are innocent of providing us with your Republicanism? Nearly all of us are clearly aware your blogs don't produce original thoughts. Just sound bites (i.e. jokes) that insinuate that everything democratic is dumb, corrupt, etc. HaHaHaHaHa What are ten republicans at the bottom of the Potomac? A start. TeeHee ---- just a joke going around for years. Don't get your boxers in a bunch and have a good laugh. The joke only insinuates that all republicans should be dead. HaHaHaHaHa In summary - not all "jokes" are funny. posted by
Sparks
on May 2, 2007 at 12:36 PM
I think it's funny that the Republican in Red's old joke gave the criminal doing community service a thank you note. lmfao posted by
Colitas
on May 2, 2007 at 12:40 PM
Lori..these jokes ARE funny...even yours. It's political humor. NOT personal attacks on people. This post was intended to be light hearted and poking fun at everyone (politically). Now if Red said that you or blogger personally should be at the bottom of the ocean, then that's personal. Wow, even when someone tries to not make it personal someone always does, huh?
posted by
gillfish
on May 2, 2007 at 01:06 PM
Loved the Clinton joke and also anonymous's comment-Too funny! Come on Lori!
posted by
LuvMyKatz
on May 2, 2007 at 02:37 PM
Red---LOL very cute joke Anonymous--is well just a joke anyway Areo---ROTFLMAO posted by
Sparks
on May 2, 2007 at 03:11 PM
Anonymous I can see where you would think the florist and the cop are republicans since this joke implies that the difference between the left and the right is that the left wouldn't leave gifts they would only come back for free haircuts, but as you can see by the replies you are getting that the gift givers (the florist and the cop) who want to pay for their haircuts by giving gifts may very well be democrats. All I have to say is if they are democrats they aren't very intelligent ones and it would make this joke even funnier than it is Hello people...giving gifts to people serving their sentence for a crime isn't exactly a good way to punish crimminals. Heck, now I wonder what the barber did to deserve this "horrible" punishment. Hopefull y it wasn't beating up his wife or mother, maybe he cut someone's ear off. lol
posted by
Sparks
on May 2, 2007 at 03:39 PM
aero that's what Rosie was trying to tell everyone.. lol As I said I think the joke is funny, that's why I keep coming back to this post. lmfao it's all good... I'm having fun!!! posted by
Red
on May 2, 2007 at 04:29 PM
Question: Where does it say the Barber is a criminal? Just because someone does community service does not mean they have committed a crime. Darn, I put in a disclaimer and still get Lori fired up! Mission Accomplished!
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