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Real Name: Jim Galagan Gender: male Member Since: July 17, 2007 Last Signed In: October 02, 2008 Profile Views: 1282 Blog Views: 5558 hot dog lady go's belly-up........ Ditch digging wasn't my worst job Happy B-Day Olivia violence at the skate park mountain bike Does the FCC have any control over the internet. Poppy reserve Did McCain cheat on his wife? Super Tuesday Where is everyone August 07 September 07 October 07 November 07 December 07 January 08 February 08 March 08 April 08 May 08 June 08 July 08 August 08 September 08 October 08 
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funny ?
I just got his and thought it was funny.
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: 40-ish..................................49 Adventurous........................Slept with everyone Athletic................................No breasts Average looking..................Moooo Beautiful..............................Pathologic a l liar Emotionally Secure..............On medication Feminist...............................Fat Free Spirit.............................Junkie Friendship first....................Former Slut New-Age..............................Body hair in the wrong places Old-fashioned.....................No B.J.'s Open-minded.....................Desperate Outgoing..............................Loud and embarrassing Professional...........................Bitch Voluptuous...........................Very fat Large frame...........................Hugely fat Wants soul mate.....................Stalker DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH: Yes.....................................No No......................................Yes Maybe.................................No We need............................... I want I am sorry.............................You'll be sorry We need to talk......................You're in trouble Sure, go ahead........................You better not Do what you want...................You will pay for this later I am not upset........................Of course, I am upset, you moron! You're very attentive tonight............Is sex all you ever think about? DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH: I am hungry...........................I am hungry I am sleepy............................I am sleepy I am tired..............................I am tired Nice dress..............................Nice cleavage! I love you..............................Let's have sex now I am bored.............................Do you want to have sex? May I have this dance?.................I'd like to have sex with you. Can I call you sometime?..............I'd like to have sex with you. Do you want to go to a movie?......I'd like to have sex with you. Can I take you out to dinner?........I'd like to have sex with you. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit..............I'm gay. 4 comments from 4 users
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posted by
madkow2747
on Dec 21, 2007 at 10:49 AM
I love guys :) It's no wonder my friends were always guys. Girls drive me insane.
posted by
Joty
on Dec 21, 2007 at 11:07 AM
Hey! I resemble some of those definitions in the ads! LOL!!!!
posted by
sushisoo
on Dec 21, 2007 at 12:05 PM
Very funny, Big Dog. Except for the defnition of "professional." That's just degrading. It should read: Very expensive, but you're worth the splurge! Ho-Ho-Ho!
posted by
GINGER
on Dec 24, 2007 at 01:26 AM
Love it Bigdog!Madkow-I'm with you-men are just easier to be friends with much of the time!.I hope that I never have to post an add-I won't know how to describe myself now!
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