OMG that is some funny stuff. :)

Dude, that is some funny stuff!  (Okay, I know yer not a dude!)

thats funny CG.......I wish I was there to see that........

I tried listening to it last night and thought something was wrong.....This morning I realized my mute was set on the computer.  Man that's hilarious.  I'm sure tears were running down that mans face he was laughing so hard.  I know mine were.  Thanks for the great laugh this morning.

Friends are like butt cheeks.
Crap might separate them,
But they always come back together.
 

Definitions that should be in the dictionary:

ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle

BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye

CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people

CHICKENS:
The only animal you eat before they are born and after they are dead

COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours

DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out

EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation

HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold storage

INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper

MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better

RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn

SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time

SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off

TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction

TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today

YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed

WRINKLES:
Something other people have - I have character lines