I got these in an email and thought they were cute and wanted to share them.. They were written by kids... Why we love kids

1.) One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of chicken little to her class. She came to the part where chicken little warns the farmer. She read, " and chicken little went up to the farmer and said " The sky is falling!" the teacher then asked the class " And what do you think the farmer said?" One little girl raised her arm and said " I think he said Holly S--it  A talking chicken!!! The teacher was unable to teach for 10 minutes...

2.) When i was 6 months pregnant with my 3rd child, my 3 year old came into the room as i was preparing to get into the shower. She said " Mommy you are getting fat!" I replied " Yes honey remember mommy has a baby growing in her tummy." " I know she replied, "But whats growing in your butt?"