So as not be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, texan jokes, somebody had to come up with this, you know you are from California if:

1.) Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible

2.) You make over $300,000 and still cannot afford a house

3.) You take a bus and you are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English

4.) Your child's 3rd grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower

5.) You can't remember is pot illegal?

6.) A really great parking space can totally move you to tears

7.) Your car isurance cost you as much as your house payment

8.) It's barely sprinkling rain and there is a report on every news station "Storm Watch"

9.) It's barely sprinkling outside so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather related accidents.

10.) The Terminator is your Governor

11.) If you drive illegally they take your driver's license. If you are here illegally they want to give you one.

12.) Both you and your dog have therapists, psychics, personal trainers, and cosmetic surgeons.

13.) You pass an elementry school and all the kids are busy with cell phones or pagers.

I thought those were cute and wanted to share them.....