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Funny Joke
Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what happened. Coroner tells the inspector, " First body, a Frenchman, 72, died of hear failure while with his mistress. Hence the enormous smile." Second body, Irishman, 25, won a 1,000 dollars on the lottery, spent it all on whiskey. Died of alchol poisioning, hence the smile." The inspector asked, " What of the third body?" " Ah," says the coroner," This is the most unusual one. Danny Earl the redneck from Iowa, 30, struck by lightning." " Why is he smiling then?" inquires the inspector. " Thought he was having his picture taken." 2 comments from 2 users
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posted by
eekitsaspider
on Mar 15, 2007 at 10:20 AM
I suck at puncuation and sometimes even spelling.... Has never been my strong point!! And my typing stinks right now because i am doing it left handed instead of right handed and one letter at a time.... posted by
fabmom05
on Mar 15, 2007 at 12:59 PM
HA! Good one, I will have to share that one!
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