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HELP....I need a answer

 I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of  menstrual uncleanness Leviticus 15:19-24.   The problem is,  how do I tell?  I have tried asking, but most women take offense. Can you help me......... Please.

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posted by gube on Friday, May 30, 2008 at 09:00 AM
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posted by tiffanilynn on May 30, 2008 at 11:27 AM

gube, why is it your asking and maybe i can give you a great answer

posted by sushisoo on May 30, 2008 at 11:33 AM

Gube you are clearly a glutton for punishment - and don't forget, gluttony is one of the seven dealy sins.  

Here's a friendly tip to consider on a monthly basis: Never quote scripture to any women who may at any given time within the next 28 days be experiencing symptoms of PMS - unless you wish to be biblically smote.

I suggest you buy a calendar and start watching for the little tell-tale signs...I will pray for you.     

The top 13 definitions for PMS:

1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Must Suffer
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly, Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
13. Potential Murder Suspect



    

 

posted by gube on May 30, 2008 at 11:39 AM

Tiffaniylnn it's because by the time I figure it out.....It's to late.....

sushisoo thanks for the definitions..lol

posted by Job on May 30, 2008 at 12:46 PM

“I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanness.”

That’s no longer true. Here is statement from Matthew Henry Concise Commentary on the Whole Bible, Chapter 15, Laws concerning ceremonial uncleanness.

“We need not be curious in explaining these laws; but have reason to be thankful that we need fear no defilement, except that of sin, nor need ceremonial and burdensome purifications. These laws remind us that God sees all things, even those which escape the notice of men. The great gospel duties of faith and repentance are here signified, and the great gospel privileges of the application of Christ's blood to our souls for our justification, and his grace for our sanctification.”

The bottom line, Jesus Christ fulfilled the law when he died on the cross for all our sins (uncleanness), past, present and future. Even for the sins of a nonbeliever. Therefore you need not to fear being around these women during their menstrual cycle as mentioned in this part of Leviticus.

posted by Joty on May 30, 2008 at 12:56 PM

Ohhhhhhhhhhh....so the laws in Lev are no longer applicable? Hmmm, then that must include the one about homosexuality, right? 

posted by Job on May 30, 2008 at 02:35 PM

Joty,  I answered specifically to the Gube's question, not to the book of Leviticus.

If you really want to know about what the Bible says about your topic, click on this link for a very good article.

http://bible1.crosswalk.com...

 

posted by Joty on May 30, 2008 at 02:53 PM

Joty, "Please comment on the subject of the post itself" is the rule here.

LMAO Job! As always, "do as I say, not as I do". No thanks to your link. I've read the bible many times. We can all intrepret it to mean anything we want...

posted by oohchild on May 30, 2008 at 03:00 PM

gube, they train dogs to sniff out all kinds of things. Adopt a pet, teach him/her to hunt out what you want found, & voila! You've killed two birds with one stone!

;-)

posted by jer72 on May 30, 2008 at 03:11 PM

Job,

Jesus washed away all of our sins but not that of the original sin is what you are saying then. Why else would women still bleed?

posted by Joty on May 30, 2008 at 03:17 PM

LMAO oochild, and I can't stop the mental picture you have now placed in my head. It also makes me think back to my friend's dog who the minute you stepped into the house, his nose was in your crotch.  

posted by Job on May 30, 2008 at 03:24 PM

jer72, women bleeding (menstrual cycle) is not a sin and certainly was not original sin.


posted by oohchild on May 30, 2008 at 03:29 PM

Job, it may not be a sin, but it's sure a pain in the....uh.....you know what.

I for one will be very glad indeed when I don't have to deal with it anymore. I'm almost 48 & looking forward to the day!

Joty, we aims to please!

posted by tiffanilynn on May 30, 2008 at 03:30 PM

 Gube- usually women are up front about it, and when they are just randomly bitchy, they are either having a bad day or auntie flow has come into town.

And if your down with red wings, then theres nothin to worry about! hahahaha... sorry. ewww.

posted by Job on May 30, 2008 at 03:44 PM

Oohchild, I understand what you are saying. When my late wife was receiving chemo for 34 months she didn't have a period. She was happy and so was I. But I'd give just about anything to have her back with her periods.

(I think I'm getting off topic a bit but I find it hard not to respond to these comments. So Joty, I retracted part of my statement. I hope you will forgive me.)

posted by Joty on May 30, 2008 at 03:45 PM

No, it's not a sin...it was our punishment. 

oochild, I (no longer) feel your pain, lol. Can I get an amen to the crone stage of life? LOL!!!!!

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