I am LMAO again!!!!! Countygirl, YOU GO GIRL!!!!!

And what exactly has Countygirl done to get a "YOU GO GIRL" from you awsmom8?  Did she shut me up? NO! Did she embarrass me? NO!  Did she prove that Hitman and I were morons? NO!  The only thing she accomplished was lower herself to our level and get into a urinating contest on the internet!  She responded when she said she wasn't going to!  She became A-Hole # 3!  So go ahead awsmom8....give a big YOU GO GIRL to countygirl for being an A-hole like Vader and Hitman!

Wow I leave to run errands and look what happens, the little girl named vader has been on here spouting his crap. You talk about being some big, smart, stand up guy, and look at you talking crap to a girl. You are a big bad tough guy picking on girls vader. I think it is because you are a girl, a scared nerdy little girl. You must be a closet wife beater, you seem to have some anger towards women, maybe you should get some counceling for that. So are you still scared to meet me in person, I will put and end to all your shit talkin. You are doing a real good job makin yourself look like an idiot without me posting on here. You can tell your college degrees really worked, they help you to look like a total retard on here. So if you are tough enough to talk shit, you should be tough enough to back it up you pussy!!! You must be some kind of cyber dork to get on here and think you are king of the world, talking all your crap on the internet then running and hiding behind your computer. I will be out on the town tonight with my bro's maybe you should come meet up with us and we can teach you some manners!!!!!

Lordy, is right. Obviously Hitman hasn't figured out the joke that this blog turned into at his expense.  He doesn't seem to get it through his steroid induced pumpkin head that CountyGirl and I are just kidding around.  What we were doing is called "Tongue and Cheek." Go ahead Hitman and troll around town with your bros.  Looking for God knows what.  And yes, my college degree paid off because I got paid to sit around today, make some phone calls and mess around with the likes of you.

OK hitman, I'll give in!  I'll be out at the Tunnels tonight!  Meet me out there mano a mano!  BE THERE PUNK!

(Hitman with Austrian Accent) That leetle gurl Vader is cruzen for a bruzen!  Mee and my bros are going to open a can of whoop a** on heem!  Hee is a retard!  Ha ha ha!  I used to play foootball!  I could have beeeen a pro!  I have 5 keeds.  Thank god, I thought my ballz fell oof beecuz of all thee steroids I deed! 

One of my favorite lines in the Simpsons:  (Kent Brockman) So Mr. Wolfcastle, tell us about your new movie, "My Son is a teenage nerd."  (Reiner Wolfcastle) - "It's a moviee where my son goes to college and returns as a nerrrd."  (Kent Brockman) "Sounds pretty funny!" (Reiner Wolfcastle) "It's not a comedy."

GOOD NIGHT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!  IT'S BEEN REAL!  IT'S BEEN FUN!  IT JUST HASN'T BEEN REAL FUN!  KISSES HITMAN HAVE FUN WITH YOUR BROS!

Where are the Tunnels?  I'd pay to see this!!!!!!!

Wow, I too haven't been on here for awhile.  I have to agree with olivia, some things never change..lol.  To many people just looking for a fight, and I am not referring to anyone specific okay before I get jumped on.  Just my observation!!  I would bet money there was nothing to see.

LOL Colitas--just a couple of  punk has beens in a verbal war hiddening behind their computers...kinda like we all do sometimes but not to this extreme!  But it was fun.....sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.

I was sitting there on a cold, snow filled night at the tunnels with a twelve pack of "Natty Light" and my shirt off waiting for my blogging Nemesis Hitman to "settle our issues."  I gazed upon the twinkling lights of Tehachapi from the perch of my pick up truck sipping on the liquid courage ready to conquer my HGH fueled opponent with an appetite for violence.  I was prepared for the fight of my life and envisioned the angry gorilla like hitman to attack at a moments notice!  As the temperature dropped to sub zero temperatures, I began to fidget with restlessness.  The minutes soon turned into hours and my Hitman was nowhere to be found.  With the last sip of alcohol piercing my cold, blue lips I came to the realization that my rival will not be showing and it was time for me to leave....Then suddenly! Like a Black Mamba striking it's victim, a sudden urge HIT ME!  This was a powerful surge of reckless violence.  I haven't been struck like this in 15 years!  My blood pressure rose and my adrenaline started to rise! Stunned the urge HIT ME AGAIN!  Dazed and confused I gathered myself and a voice in my head encouraged me to, "GET UP AND DO SOMETHING!"  Listening to that voice I found the inner strength to stand up, put my shirt back on, and climb back into my truck.  I was hungry....I needed....I needed a 7 layer burrito and a meximelt.  I'm in Tehachapi....I'm drunk, it's cold outside, and Hitman never showed.  I'm off to Taco Bell to satisfy that urge...

I have to say that this particular blog made my day! Not the Jesus stuff-sorry, I mean the Vader vs the regulars stuff.

You're welcome Gillfish.  Oh yeah, Awsom8  what did Thumper's mom say to Bambi????...."Bambi, always remember! UH NO HERE COME'S A BURLY, BARE CHESTED, JUICED UP, CRO -MAGNON! EVERYBODY RUN!"  The animals scatter as the vicious, blood thirsty brute attacked, "ERRRR I AM HITMAN!" Most of the animals of the forest made their way to safety, but poor little thumper was not so lucky!  "ERRR HITMAN EAT BUNNY!"  In the clutches of the evil monster, Thumper makes a last ditched effort to escape and thumps his feet into the vile beings groin!  "ERRRRRRR," said the Foul Beast, but to everyone's surprise the kick to the Groin had no effect!  What the friendly animals didn't know was that prior to his visit to the forest, Hitman did so many cycles of steroids that his genitals were no longer a part of his anatomy!  Thumper, not deterred kicked feverishly again and again at the Monster's groin!  "ERRRRRRR!"  But the Beast felt no pain and sunk his teeth into the young bunnys neck!  Blood squirted everywhere as the Evil Hitman drank the bunny's blood.  Bambi, in shock as he gazed on at his young friends lifeless body learned that there's no being on this planet that is more heinous than the foul, cruel, crotchless beast that is, THE HITMAN!  The end....

Vader, are you into older women cuz I think I love you!

Not too many blogs ago, Countygirl and I were having a heated debate and in jumps hitman thinking he's Dudley Dooright and he had to save Nell (aka CG). We all know Countygirl can hold her own. Anyway, he started in on me exactly like he did you, except I was an old hen. He actually threatened me, then realized it and edited his comment, LOL.

The picture he was using at the time, the man with the big guns, made me realize what his problem is. He suffers from LDS, and I don't mean he's a Morman...