Who's Mildred?    What am I missing here?      Why post something if you are not going to read the replies?   Geez, I need a winecooler with a twist of lime....no make that a shot of jack daniels.  lol

Sparks, it all started here:

http://www.tehachapinews.co...

And I'll take a shot of Jack too!!!

GregL & Sparks, scootchie over, I'm in!

Hey, maybe we should have the next Meet and Greet at the Red Caboose!

Word is... gube will be " guest bartender"

 Is anyone going to Mama Hilly Beans?

LMAO, Greg! 

 Hmmmm.... just a guess, but I think that 'Mildred aka jen" was directing this blog to the Cyclops imposter person...  right, jen?   Just a little suggestion... next time you post a blog, you could be more specific.   You have driven the usual bloggers to drink at the Red Caboose... and that's not going to be a pretty sight~   lol

don't worry rags,  I won't let you dance on the bar... 

Well that go's for me to ! Because I am the real Mildred Colins I will not respond to this impostor. Jen you are an sorry excuse of a blogger. Coming on here and making fun of my lazy eye is childish. You are a mean and abusive old lady. Just because you are a elderly old farT does not give you the right to be mean.

I believe it is only right that you publicly apologize to me for the mean comments you made about slightly larger then the other eye. I also want you to tell these fine fellow bloggers that you are a impostor and that I am the one and only Mildredcolins. 

I am waiting.
Mildred Colins

Are you two related to Mel Brooks?

Mildred Colins1..... give it a rest.  It was fun for the first ten minutes, now you're just ridiculous & boring.

Oh No! It can't be...I'm having one of those horrible "impressionable and innocent toddler raised in an unlicensed 1960s board and care home" flashbacks! Ugghh...feeling clammy, vision swirling...the smell of Ben Gay, stewed prunes and kidney beans is overwhelming...What's that coming down the hall? Oh noooo! She's coming at me with her cane again! Save me Mildred! Please Milly, don't let Jen use the cane again...Come on Mildred, get that walker moving! Whew...I think we lost her, but someone's going to have to go get her out of that closet later. What's that I hear dear? Is that another stack of those newfangled long playing records? Mickey Mouse? No, no, just switch the speed to 33, not 78, that's what's making it sound like Eddie Arnold is sucking helium. But please Milly, no more Jim Nabors, I'll be good I swear. Here, let me rub your bunions. There, that's better. Now tell me who's out of the will this week? Uncle Ronald? But didn't you just make him the executor last month? Oh that's right, he didn't call once after they threatened changed your gall bladder medication last week. And that bout of goutyrheumatismaticonstipationbronchitis was certainly another scare he just didn't take seriously. You're absolutely right, he just doesn't care about an old woman all alone with no one to care for her except this ungrateful staff of human ticks, 23 - Oops, scratch that, now that Flossie's no longer with us, 22 boarders, 42 cats, including the latest litter, and daddy, and mommy and aunt Barbara and Uncle Frank...       

I don't know what you are trying to say here.  If you want to massage peoples bunions and administer prune juice, perhaps you should volunteer at the local senior citizens center.  Surely you could be of some use.  If not, take some valium, have several glasses of wine, and pass out till you can be civil to people.  God, get a life girl.

You're just cranky Jen, because I'm taking Milly's side!

Maybe so, I just don't know why you said those things.  It just seemed mean.  Ha Ha   I just wanted to talk to people.