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another mid week laugh
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle...
From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to WalMart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, bent down, quickly put her hand UP his shorts and tucked everything back into place. When she stood up she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.
The mechanic, however, had to have eleven stitches in his forehead
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posted by
countygirl
on Oct 17, 2007 at 05:59 PM
OK, I'll re post one I deleted yesterday.
There was an ill man in the hospital. He was hooked up to all kinds of things including an oxygen mask. When his pretty young nurse came in to check on him he asked, "Will you check to see if my testicles are black?" The nurse was a little taken back by his request but lifted the covers and proceeded to check for him anyway. "No, everything looks good from here." she said. The man then took off his mask and said, "Thank you for that, but will you check to see if my test results are back!"
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