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Dear Diary

Dear Diary,

Well, thank God today is Friday.  I will get a well deserved rest from my blogging session.  I hate to say it but I should have been fired for all the time i spent on this damn blogging website.  Especially when the medicone mystery was in full swing.  I have a computer at home that rests in the hands of my spoiled rotten 15 year old who barely lets me into his room to use it (not that i want to tread in there anyway).  I tell you what I am confused, baffled, frightened, tired, amused, worried (about olivia..and liars), and relieved this week is over.  To tell you the truth i am sitting in front of my computer with a collander on my head covered in foil.  I have completely lost touch with reality at this point and my keyboard keys no longer have any letters printed on them.  I mean who is who anymore and who flippin cares.  I can only guess that I am probably not the only one who spent hours on the time clock, getting paid and doing nothing but BLOGGING!~!!!!! I mean geezz, I feel like a complete failure.  I may as well step out in front of a bus....just kidding.  It has been very interesting. 

My whole synopsis (get the dictionary olivia) is that I can see who is real on here and who posts to get a rise out of others and who is spiteful and who is lame or dishonest or WHATEVER!!! So as long as we stay true to ourselves and stay positive and REAL all the other sh%t will go away.  I LOVE all the different opinions but some of this is just crap!

Thank you diary for being so understanding once again....and sorry about the mess its hard to maneuver around when you have a foil covered collander on your head and a feces tube protector on..

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posted by jewels on Friday, October 19, 2007 at 04:40 PM
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posted by sushisoo on Oct 19, 2007 at 07:45 PM
jewels and awsmom8 you are both hilarious! I was about to ask where you find a "feces tube protector" butt at the last minute I thought better of it and I decided to pull the plug... (SCHM = sorry can't help myself)
You're right. It's the blog life pullling us all towards the dark side. I used to be so pure of thought. Let's walk toward the light together...
I'm just waiting to which blogger actually turns out to be Darth Vader's son.  May the force be with us all. 
posted by jewels on Oct 19, 2007 at 08:38 PM

awsmom8~~~ you freekin rock! Hey do the dingle balls and tinsel work better then the foil?  I mean i thought foil would keep me the safest...let me know

FYI my Dear Diary posts will be every Friday

posted by jewels on Oct 19, 2007 at 09:10 PM
awsmom8~i promise i wont tell.  and i just discovered that if you plug the headphones from you ipod/walkman into one of the holes in the collander...you can hear what "they" are saying...its a conspiracy...ssshhhhh
posted by Colitas on Oct 20, 2007 at 12:32 AM
Yeah, my house was a complete wreck too...so I decided to clean it from top to bottom.  And what happened...olivia is out there going Colitas where are you?  See, I really am loved..=)  It's just an addictive love. 
posted by awsmom8 on Oct 20, 2007 at 12:38 AM
I feeeeeeeeeel da love!
posted by olivia on Oct 20, 2007 at 05:36 AM
LOL, we are one big ol family of addicted bloggers.  Colitas.....I needed you!!!
posted by countygirl on Oct 21, 2007 at 12:09 PM
Hey, all! Jewels I hope you don't mind that I'm going to use your blog to take a leave of absence for awhile. This however isn't a choice. My computer took a dump ( too much blogging I'm sure.) I am here at my mother's checking in. lol How pathetic is that! Well I hope I survive my time away from here. I've gotten kind of used to being able to jump on here and chat. You never know what you got till it's gone!! Hopefully my computer will get fixed sooner than later! Take care all!
posted by jewels on Jul 24, 2008 at 07:08 PM

man............ALOT HAS CHANGED SINCE THIS BLOG. I found out that some of you are not who you say you are and most of you are a bunch of you...Geez i need a nap

posted by jewels on Sep 30, 2008 at 04:48 PM

hey editor...let me know if you would like to order the collander

posted by GregL on Sep 30, 2008 at 04:59 PM

I wanna see someone model this thing!

posted by editor on Sep 30, 2008 at 05:10 PM

We can market it more effectively with the TehachaPatch! 


posted by riceme on Sep 30, 2008 at 05:38 PM

LOL, jewels... I missed this during its first coming. I am grateful for the second coming. Thank you for dredging it up.

Tehachapi News Blogging Safety Gear items available for purchase:

  • The Colander, which comes completely assembled with tinfoil and bailing wire chin-strap
  • The TehachaPatch, for bloggers who have played with sticks and gotten their eye(s) poked out (Brail Dictionary not included)
  • The Safety Goggles, for bloggers who would like to play with sticks but wish to keep their eyes at home in the sockets they came in

 

posted by awsmom8 on Sep 30, 2008 at 09:47 PM

OMG! Don't forget the Tehachabloggers Feelings Bandage people use to nurse themselves when their egos feelings are hurt!

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