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Dear Diary, Well I missed the big "meet and greet" at mama hilly beans. I had a dream I was there. I drempt that I got together with Sparks and we were working on the 12 Steps. And that I made a date with "Trouble", because he was "my kind of guy". Then this illegal alien came in and announced that he was "gube" and I walked up to him and punched him in the nose because he was a complete misrepresentation. By the way Gube, I have spent many sleepless nights trying to guess who you are and the only thing i can think of is that you are some boyfriend from my past and you are trying to keep that a big secret!! So tell me Gube...who are you and why are you renting space in my head? Now i see there is a Gube's wife, or "ol lady" and I havent even clicked on her little bio for fear that I may find out that she is indeed medicone and she wants to sleep with me as bad as gube does. What the he..double hockey sticks is going on here. Oh yeah and jim...he was there too, with his foil covered collander and his bible with his Hillary Clinton mask and his lesbian lover (because after all he turned out to be a female democrat). So, my dreams all came true and I was there in spirit... I hope gube doesnt haunt my dreams forever...I need to know! 9 comments from 5 users
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posted by
reffup
on Jul 7, 2008 at 06:53 PM
LOL that is funny!!! posted by
olivia
on Jul 7, 2008 at 07:36 PM
Jewels....I miss your entries terribly....You are so freaking hilarious. You had us rolling in the park. It was good to see you. We were hoping to find you and LOW AND BEHOLD...who was the first person we ran into...YOU!!! You have got to stick around here so that we can hear more of your entries. posted by
eekitsaspider
on Jul 7, 2008 at 08:11 PM
Jewels your blog brought a huge smile and laughter to me tonite when I could really use it. I found out some news today that is devestating to my marriage, me, and my kid's. Thankyou very much for that!! posted by
jewels
on Jul 7, 2008 at 08:13 PM
eek...hang in there. There is a plan that we have NO control over whatsoever. Please keep the faith posted by
jewels
on Jul 7, 2008 at 08:15 PM
HEY Olivia...did the cigarette burn out last night or were you able to take the last couple of drags "afterwards" hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha posted by
GregL
on Jul 7, 2008 at 08:46 PM
Great stuff Jewels! Too bad you couldn't make it to the meet and greet, maybe next time! posted by
olivia
on Jul 7, 2008 at 08:57 PM
LOL, Jewels...hey that's a whole other blog. But the answer is NO, it never burns out it's always there for me afterward :) posted by
olivia
on Jul 7, 2008 at 09:00 PM
Eek, I'm sorry you are going through crap. Hang in there girl. Believe me, things really do get better. I'm proof of that. Except for that cigarette thing Jewels brought up. Maybe Bigdog would like to elaborate...I'm sure he's here somewhere. posted by
eekitsaspider
on Jul 8, 2008 at 07:08 AM
I will do my best to hang in there, I am trying to be a strong woman but with this news it just may destroy my marriage. It is something that is not ever going to go away and will always be there to remind us.
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