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The difference between men and women
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a
woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. 'That's nice', she thinks, 'but I want more.' So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework. 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. PLEASE NOTE: To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street. The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex and have big boobs. The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited. 16 comments from 7 users
posted by
mimi
on Jun 19, 2008 at 09:42 PM
LOL, gotta love it! posted by
lauraj
on Jun 19, 2008 at 09:53 PM
LOL...gotta love us second floor wives!!! posted by
GregL
on Jun 19, 2008 at 10:10 PM
Oh man, the second floor is the best! posted by
countygirl
on Jun 19, 2008 at 11:30 PM
LOL! That was a good one! posted by
countygirl
on Jun 19, 2008 at 11:34 PM
This is the only time I get to myself! lol I'm a night owl......what can I say. posted by
countygirl
on Jun 19, 2008 at 11:44 PM
Well I definitely like it more than bran that's for sure! :) posted by
countygirl
on Jun 20, 2008 at 12:04 AM
LOL! Well the clock has struck 12:00 and it is now time for me to get a little beauty sleep! My rugrats will be waking me up sooner than I'd like I'm afraid! :) Take care! posted by
Joty
on Jun 20, 2008 at 09:03 AM
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: After witnessing that, the second man prayed: 'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river' Poof! God gave him a rowboat, strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once. posted by
GregL
on Jun 20, 2008 at 09:14 AM
Joty, you forgot to mention that the woman stopped to yak on the phone for two hours first! KIDDING!!!
Spam code: FGGAB (Appropriate!) posted by
Joty
on Jun 20, 2008 at 09:27 AM
Don't be silly Greg...she had a cell phone...she didn't have to stop! ah hahahahahahaaaa! posted by
GregL
on Jun 20, 2008 at 09:40 AM
Nice!
posted by
Joty
on Jun 22, 2008 at 10:07 AM
My wife and I went to the state fair and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs...smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.' We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him.' We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, 'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR' My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, 'That's once a day!! You could REALLY learn something from this one.' I looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.' My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.
posted by
olivia
on Jun 22, 2008 at 11:52 AM
LOL, that's a good one. For all you old bulls laughing your butts off....the same goes for the old cows. : ) posted by
sushisoo
on Jun 22, 2008 at 12:09 PM
Mmmmooooooo! GregL...the woman wasn't just "yakking!" She was obviously doing research. How do you think she knew where the bridge was? First she tried to download GoogleMaps to her iPhone, but her internet connection failed. So she called her best friend after thoughtfully sending her a photo of her wearing the totally cute hiking boots she got on Ebay, just to comemorate her first hiking experience. Although the friend politely disguised her disdain for footwear with laces and clunky heels, she just happened to recognize the location from another Earthy-type friend's honeymoon pictures (opposites do attract!). So the best friend called up the newlyweds and asked them to send her a trail map of the area which she sent as a JPEG just as the lady hiker's internet connection was clear of migrating sunspots. Simple really. posted by
Joty
on Jun 22, 2008 at 07:46 PM
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