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Are you having an, " I Hate My Job Day"?
When you have an: "I Hate My Job Day" [even if retired, you have those days sometimes] try this:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson
Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins.
Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized.'
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.'
HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE BUTT THAN YOURS
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posted by
RubySliperrz
on Aug 11, 2008 at 08:17 AM
This totally made me laugh out loud; what a great way to start the work day, knowing somebody else has it worse that you. posted by
caninecreek
on Aug 11, 2008 at 10:18 AM
LOL and EEEWWWW. A Cocker Spaniel peed on my shoes on Saturday. Your post gives me a whole new perspective on that. posted by
Sparks
on Aug 11, 2008 at 11:31 AM
I never carry my phone around, truthfully I don't know why I pay the bill every month, I hate the darn thing. So that part is taken care of... Too funny peacetoyou. hmmm, I will buy the rectal thermometer, and keep the literature for future use. However, I will send the thermometer back to Johnson & Johnson with a note telling them that "I don't use things that were stuck in someone's butt during testing". Sanatized my a$$. lol posted by
gube
on Aug 11, 2008 at 11:50 AM
most likely tested on animals...............not humans..........right????? posted by
perdurabo
on Aug 11, 2008 at 01:02 PM
posted by
oohchild
on Aug 11, 2008 at 01:44 PM
Yeah, I thought this would be a perfect story for Snopes to debunk. But (haha), what's worse: thinking this has got to be one of the worst jobs imaginable, or thinking there's plenty of people who would enjoy a job like that? posted by
GregL
on Aug 11, 2008 at 03:16 PM
I'll bet the guy that jumped in notsodesperatehousewife's car would probably dig it. And maybe Trouble too. Where you at T???!!! posted by
storilori
on Aug 11, 2008 at 11:45 PM
I was just wondering if you get a bonus for " multi-testing."
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