You've probably heard the saying that a picture is worth a thousand words. Well, a thousand might be a bit much, but last week I had fun telling the story of the "Vegas looking guy" for Joty and Olivia which somehow ended up with Gube wearing a thong...you can catch up on that saga here: www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/lauraj/28643/sort _A/Offset15

I thought it would be fun to post up some pictures and tell a little story. Don't have any stories to go with your interesting and unusual pics? We can work on the story together if you like! 

Here's one to get things rolling...

A festival is held in a small Sicilian hamlet after it is learned that Uncle Louie now sleeps wit da fishes...Or has possibly gone into witness protection to avoid prosectuion for tax evasion after his late partner, Rocco the Rat, turned him in to the Feds while on a freebasing binge that seriously depleted some product from the family spray on chest hair business.  

The Vengetti Family was disgraced many years ago when young Louie ran away to America with the oldest daughter Paloma. Struggling to make ends meet in the new world, an enterprising young Louie put the equine beauty to work in a Bronx salon waxing men's chest hair while Louie sold gold chains and leisure suits out of his trunk. But alas, Louie was devastated  when his beautiful Paloma developed a rare allergic reaction to the ingredients in the salon's imported wax and died suddenly of anaphalactic shock. Her head swelled up so much they had to have a special coffin made for her eternally long face.  

At Paloma's gravesite, Louie vowed to change his ways. After months of trying to regrow his own chest hair in honor of Paloma's memory, he became despondent and considered returning to his Sicilian village in total disgrace and most likely, assasination. But in an effort to help Louie forget his sorrow, Rocco the Rat mistakenly cooked up the spray on chest hair formula that ultimately "made" them both Family Men, until their untimely deaths...or in Louie's case, possible disappearance with the aid of the Federal government. 

Only the The Godfather of the Vengetti Family knows that no proof of Louie's watery demise has surfaced on either side of the big pond. If Louie should surface, it could mean big trouble for the Vengetti Godfather and His Familia.

Now, let's see what you've got!