Behold the Oracle's wisdom:

Personality type: High Maintenance

You pride yourself on being assertive and direct; everyone else thinks you're bossy and arrogant. You're constantly running your mouth about topics that only you would find interesting. Your capacity for wasting other people's time is limitless. Your friends find you intolerable, that's why they're plotting to kill you.

Also drinks: Water. Bottled, chilled, with four ice cubes, a twist of lemon, in a crystal glass.
Can also be found at: Trendy martini bars

Here's mine:

Behold the Oracle's wisdom:

Personality type: Asshat

You carry around philosophy books you haven't read and wear trendy wire-rimmed glasses even though you have perfect vision. You've probably added an accent to your name or changed the pronunciation to seem sophisticated. You hang out in coffee shops because you don't have a job because you got your degree in French Poetry. People who drink venti iced americano are notorious for spouting off angry, liberal opinions about issues they don't understand.

Also drinks: Any drink with a foreign name
Can also be found at: The other, locally owned coffee shop you claim to like better

I told you it wasn't kind :o)

weebles~that is funny!!! First of all what is an As*hat?  Also you can also be found at what other coffee shop Java Mama's :) :)?

I love it.  Thats like me being at a trendy Martini Bar...3 years sober

From the always popular Wikipedia:

Asshat is a slightly trendier and less severe variation of a**hole, graphically describing someone who has his “head up his own a**” (i.e., not knowing what’s going on): one is wearing one’s a** for a hat. A more modern usage of a**hat describes a person doing something stupid, and can apply to anyone: “The boss is up to a**hattery because he broke the computer even though he knew he was doing the wrong thing.” This meaning was popularized by Something Awful character Jeff K. The word is popular in many online communities, serving as a more palatable version of its antecedent. According to Google’s Usenet statistics, the word only saw a token appearance every day or two starting in July 1999, but following a slow rise in 2002, it entered popular usage in May 2003. As it continued to grow in popularity, a**hat began to be used by online gamers, in first person shooter and massive multiplayer role playing games. It was a commonplace word on servers where vulgar language was not allowed.

And I have been to Java Mama's. The cinnamon rolls are seriously terrific. I buy a batch and take them to work.