This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The second kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex

This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The third kind of sex is called:  Bedroom Sex

This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The fourth kind of sex is called:  Hallway Sex

This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you".

The fifth kind of sex is called:  Courtroom Sex

This is when you cannot stand your wife/Hubby any more. She/He takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

The sixth kind is called:  Religious Sex

Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.

And.......Don't forget the seventh kind of sex:   Social Security Sex

You get a little each month. But not enough to live on!