http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Joty/18775 Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The Tit will cost $499 or $599 depending on cup size. This has been hailed as a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The Tit will cost $499 or $599 depending on cup size. This has been hailed as a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. en-us Can you program it to play Gloria Steinem speeches? http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Joty/18775/#c_174762 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Joty/18775/#c_174762 Can you program it to play Gloria Steinem speeches? Hey Joty.........has anyone ever told you that you are a nut!!!  (just kidding)  However, that IS an interesting concept.  I wonder if you could get one with Christmas carols?.....Just omit O Come All Ye Faithful.....on the other hand, Silent Night would certainly be appropriate. Ha! Ha! http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Joty/18775/#c_174764 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Joty/18775/#c_174764 Hey Joty.........has anyone ever told you that you are a nut!!!  (just kidding)  However, that IS an interesting concept.  I wonder if you could get one with Christmas carols?.....Just omit O Come All Ye Faithful.....on the other hand, Silent Night would certainly be appropriate. Ha! Ha! I can't say anything but LOL!  http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Joty/18775/#c_174783 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Joty/18775/#c_174783 I can't say anything but LOL!  Would the bigger ones play louder??? lol http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Joty/18775/#c_174793 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Joty/18775/#c_174793 Would the bigger ones play louder??? lol I hear they are coming out with something similar for a man next year. http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Joty/18775/#c_174796 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Joty/18775/#c_174796 I hear they are coming out with something similar for a man next year. Pirate-men?Some you can turn off-the really good ones just keep going! http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Joty/18775/#c_175276 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Joty/18775/#c_175276 Pirate-men?Some you can turn off-the really good ones just keep going! Hell thats all i need, i cant get my old lady to shut up now as it is. Plus all she would play is angry women songs.uuuhhggg. ps. just kidding baby I love you http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Joty/18775/#c_175300 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Joty/18775/#c_175300 Hell thats all i need, i cant get my old lady to shut up now as it is. Plus all she would play is angry women songs.uuuhhggg. ps. just kidding baby I love you