http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/LuvMyKatz/6751 I got this email this morning... I thought I would share everyone... It made me think of you Weebles... * Excerpts from the Dog's Diary * &nbsp; 8:00 am - Dog food!!! (My favorite thing!!!!!!) 8:25 am - A car ride!!! (My favorite thing!!!!!!) 8:32 am - A walk in the park!!! (My favorite thing!!!!!!) 8:41 am - Sniffed another dog's butt!!! (My favorite thing!!!!!!) 9:37 am - Got rubbed and petted!!! (My favorite thing!!!!!!) 9:54 am - Nap!!! (My favorite thing!!!!!!) 1:05 pm - Milk bones!!! (My favorite thing!!!!!!) 2:12 pm - Played in the yard!!! (My favorite thing!!!!!!) 3:08 pm - Chased my tail!!! (My favorite thing!!!!!!) 5:00 pm - Dinner!!! (My favorite thing!!!!!!) 7:32 pm - Got to play ball!!! (My favorite thing!!!!!!) 8:00 pm - Watched TV with the people!!! (My favorite thing!!!!!!) 8:57 pm - Rawhide treat!!! (My favorite thing!!!!!!) 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed!!! (My favorite thing!!!!!!) &nbsp; * Excerpts from the Cat's Diary * &nbsp; Day 983 of my captivity... &nbsp; My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of inedible dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the horrid rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In yet another attempt to disgust them, I vomit on the carpet. &nbsp; This evening I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I'd hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a &quot;good little hunter&quot; I am. &nbsp; There was some sort of assembly of my captors and many of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the feast. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of &quot;allergies.&quot; I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage. &nbsp; Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs. &nbsp; I am now convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is often released and seems to be more than willing to return. He is quite obviously stupid. The bird has got to be an informant. I regularly observe him communicate with the guards. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe...for now. &nbsp; More to follow. &nbsp; ~Author Unknown~ I got this email this morning... I thought I would share everyone... It made me think of you Weebles... * Excerpts from the Dog's Diary * &nbsp; 8:00 am - Dog food!!! (My favorite thing!!!!!!) 8:25 am - A car ride!!! (My favorite thing!!!!!!) 8:32 am - A walk in the park!!! (My favorite thing!!!!!!) 8:41 am - Sniffed another dog's butt!!! (My favorite thing!!!!!!) 9:37 am - Got rubbed and petted!!! (My favorite thing!!!!!!) 9:54 am - Nap!!! (My favorite thing!!!!!!) 1:05 pm - Milk bones!!! (My favorite thing!!!!!!) 2:12 pm - Played in the yard!!! (My favorite thing!!!!!!) 3:08 pm - Chased my tail!!! (My favorite thing!!!!!!) 5:00 pm - Dinner!!! (My favorite thing!!!!!!) 7:32 pm - Got to play ball!!! (My favorite thing!!!!!!) 8:00 pm - Watched TV with the people!!! (My favorite thing!!!!!!) 8:57 pm - Rawhide treat!!! (My favorite thing!!!!!!) 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed!!! (My favorite thing!!!!!!) &nbsp; * Excerpts from the Cat's Diary * &nbsp; Day 983 of my captivity... &nbsp; My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of inedible dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the horrid rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In yet another attempt to disgust them, I vomit on the carpet. &nbsp; This evening I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I'd hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a &quot;good little hunter&quot; I am. &nbsp; There was some sort of assembly of my captors and many of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the feast. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of &quot;allergies.&quot; I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage. &nbsp; Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs. &nbsp; I am now convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is often released and seems to be more than willing to return. He is quite obviously stupid. The bird has got to be an informant. I regularly observe him communicate with the guards. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe...for now. &nbsp; More to follow. &nbsp; ~Author Unknown~ en-us <p><font color="#0000ff">That is cute luv...And very true!! lol</font></p> http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/LuvMyKatz/6751/#c_68214 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/LuvMyKatz/6751/#c_68214 <p><font color="#0000ff">That is cute luv...And very true!! lol</font></p> Oh, god. The cat part is hilarious. I bet they really do think of us that way. lol http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/LuvMyKatz/6751/#c_68221 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/LuvMyKatz/6751/#c_68221 Oh, god. The cat part is hilarious. I bet they really do think of us that way. lol A friend and I strongly suspect cats are really space aliens. When I asked the resident cat about this she returned a scowl. http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/LuvMyKatz/6751/#c_68471 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/LuvMyKatz/6751/#c_68471 A friend and I strongly suspect cats are really space aliens. When I asked the resident cat about this she returned a scowl. Love it, just loveit...I love cats! http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/LuvMyKatz/6751/#c_68495 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/LuvMyKatz/6751/#c_68495 Love it, just loveit...I love cats! Oh MY goddness...hmm Now I really do think my 3 cats are out to get me.. LOL :).. but although they may be trying to kill me by being under foot all the time..I still love them dearly. :) http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/LuvMyKatz/6751/#c_68536 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/LuvMyKatz/6751/#c_68536 Oh MY goddness...hmm Now I really do think my 3 cats are out to get me.. LOL :).. but although they may be trying to kill me by being under foot all the time..I still love them dearly. :) thats why i love dogs http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/LuvMyKatz/6751/#c_68551 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/LuvMyKatz/6751/#c_68551 thats why i love dogs <font face="Comic Sans MS" size="3">It makes wonder now what my cat >^..^< is thinking...... As she sits on my sholder at 3:30 in the morning peering down at me as she purrs........... I thought it was because she loved me soooooooooooooooo much ! But now I'm having doubts.</font> http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/LuvMyKatz/6751/#c_68576 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/LuvMyKatz/6751/#c_68576 <font face="Comic Sans MS" size="3">It makes wonder now what my cat >^..^< is thinking...... As she sits on my sholder at 3:30 in the morning peering down at me as she purrs........... I thought it was because she loved me soooooooooooooooo much ! But now I'm having doubts.</font>