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Is there ANYTHING for the teenagers of Tehachapi to Do Oct 31?

I was just wondering if there was anything for the older kids to do, I know the little ones have trick-or-treating, and the adults have some options because a few of the local drinking establishments will have costume party's. But I have a 17yr old and he wants to do something fun but Honestly I don't know what to do for him. I wish the High School could have had a dance or something that was a costume party. I think they are dropping the ball for the teens of this town. I am hoping I am missing something and one of you nice blogger's might have a suggestion.

What's Happening?

Is anyone else here getting tired of these long winded, political/religious, mindless blogs, most of which have been cut and pasted from some news article? I miss our light hearted discussions, I even miss some of the good debates but at least it made for an interesting read. Agree or Disagree..............

DMV

I just have to vent a bit I went to our local Tehachapi DMV today to pick up the License/ID form for my teenage daughter to fill out and the only ones they had were in 'Bleepin' SPANISH!! I mean seriously come on Tehachapi DMV get it together !....Have enough English supplies. We are still the majority of the population at least here in this little town and I want it to stay that way.

Sweet babies?

I got this eamil awhile back and wanted to share

Amazing, it's SUGAR!!!! For Looks & Smiles Only...Not for EATING ,No deductions for income tax allowed :-)

Folks: These might be made of cake frosting but who could take a bite?
You might appreciate these. Truly amazing and they are made of frosting!
THIS WOMAN IS DEFINITELY TALENTED.....

Marzipan Babies
Thought you'd be as fascinated with these as I was.
These are made with marzipan....really unbelievable!
While some of the faces may look "crafted" rather than "real", every detail is amazing, and the rest looks VERY real. Be blessed and enjoy the talent given one person by God.

Definition of Marzipan
Almond paste: a sweet paste made of ground almonds and sugar, often with egg whites or yolks, used as a layer in cakes or molded into ornamental shapes

Diary of Dogs vs. Cats

I got this email this morning... I thought I would share everyone... It made me think of you Weebles...

* Excerpts from the Dog's Diary *

8:00 am - Dog food!!! (My favorite thing!!!!!!)

8:25 am - A car ride!!! (My favorite thing!!!!!!)

8:32 am - A walk in the park!!! (My favorite thing!!!!!!)

8:41 am - Sniffed another dog's butt!!! (My favorite thing!!!!!!)

9:37 am - Got rubbed and petted!!! (My favorite thing!!!!!!)

9:54 am - Nap!!! (My favorite thing!!!!!!)

1:05 pm - Milk bones!!! (My favorite thing!!!!!!)

2:12 pm - Played in the yard!!! (My favorite thing!!!!!!)

3:08 pm - Chased my tail!!! (My favorite thing!!!!!!)

5:00 pm - Dinner!!! (My favorite thing!!!!!!)

7:32 pm - Got to play ball!!! (My favorite thing!!!!!!)

8:00 pm - Watched TV with the people!!! (My favorite thing!!!!!!)

8:57 pm - Rawhide treat!!! (My favorite thing!!!!!!)

11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed!!! (My favorite thing!!!!!!)

* Excerpts from the Cat's Diary *

Day 983 of my captivity...

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of inedible dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the horrid rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In yet another attempt to disgust them, I vomit on the carpet.

This evening I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I'd hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am.

There was some sort of assembly of my captors and many of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the feast. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am now convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is often released and seems to be more than willing to return. He is quite obviously stupid. The bird has got to be an informant. I regularly observe him communicate with the guards. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe...for now.

More to follow.

~Author Unknown~

In Honor of St. Patricks Day

A limerick is an Irish poem I thought we could play a little game so I wrote a Limerick about myself and the blog here. Lets see how many Limericks we can come up. If you need to know how to write a Limerick go to http://www.poetry-online.org/limericks.htm or http://www.limericks.org/pentatette/whatis.htm So Here I go.

There was once a blogger named Kat

Glued to the Tehachapi blog she sat

When the boss wasn’t looking

To the blog shed’ be booking

If she gets caught once again poor Kat