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        <title>Wow...What a Night! - A Byte Of Tehachapi - Sparks&apos;s Blog - Tehachapi News</title>
        <link>http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Sparks/29521</link>
        <description>Holly Hart gave us a very warm welcome at Mama Hilly Beans, and she suggested that maybe we could make a time to meet at Hilly Beans for just us bloggers...which is a wonderful idea.&amp;nbsp; She mentioned how wonderful it was that liberals and conservatives got along so well...and we did.&amp;nbsp; We talk to, laughed and hugged everyone.&amp;nbsp; Holly was a great host....thank you Holly.
Does anyone know if Job made it home last night?&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; He said he was leaving at 8;pm but he was having so much fun he was still there when I left&amp;nbsp;.so I am a bit worried about him.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Eek is very quiet...so I just hugged her every chance I got.&amp;nbsp; Madkow is shy so I had to embarrass her by making her stand up to speak to the crowd...what a cute little boy she has and her hubby is a real nice guy.&amp;nbsp; Reffup loves talking politics and is very nice as well.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Bigdog is as cuddly as a bear...OMG I bet everyone just loves to hug Bigdog... I know I did a couple of times.&amp;nbsp; Olivia spoke at the mic and told a wonderful and heartfelt story of her childhood and got a big round of applause.&amp;nbsp; Oochild may have a sore arm today because I had a tendency to hit her on the arm to get her attention. Awsmom is just the sweetest person, I really enjoyed talking to her. Joty is just an all around nice person and Storilori is so cute...she had a few of the guys turning their heads...she brought a camera, but I don&#039;t think she knows how to upload pictures.. lol&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Greg had to help me turn my bright lights to my new truck off because I didn&#039;t know how...as most already knows from his posts, he is a real sweetheart, it was good to finally get to hug him as well.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Lots of fun and lots of hugs... a good night all around.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;
I had a great time last night it was a blast to meet you all.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Yes, I am who I say I am a hyper, short, curly haired gal that just loved you all..&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Thanks for the great time everyone....We have to do this again sometime
Gube ...you suck... lol&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;
Countygirl, you should have came... you would have loved it, and I would have bought you your first cup of java.&amp;nbsp; (smile)
If you bloggers notice a new blogger here named Randy,&amp;nbsp; we met him at Hilly Beans...he&#039;s a poet and he and I played musical chairs for a while.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Welcome to the TN blog Randy.</description>
        <itunes:summary>Holly Hart gave us a very warm welcome at Mama Hilly Beans, and she suggested that maybe we could make a time to meet at Hilly Beans for just us bloggers...which is a wonderful idea.&amp;nbsp; She mentioned how wonderful it was that liberals and conservatives got along so well...and we did.&amp;nbsp; We talk to, laughed and hugged everyone.&amp;nbsp; Holly was a great host....thank you Holly.
Does anyone know if Job made it home last night?&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; He said he was leaving at 8;pm but he was having so much fun he was still there when I left&amp;nbsp;.so I am a bit worried about him.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Eek is very quiet...so I just hugged her every chance I got.&amp;nbsp; Madkow is shy so I had to embarrass her by making her stand up to speak to the crowd...what a cute little boy she has and her hubby is a real nice guy.&amp;nbsp; Reffup loves talking politics and is very nice as well.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Bigdog is as cuddly as a bear...OMG I bet everyone just loves to hug Bigdog... I know I did a couple of times.&amp;nbsp; Olivia spoke at the mic and told a wonderful and heartfelt story of her childhood and got a big round of applause.&amp;nbsp; Oochild may have a sore arm today because I had a tendency to hit her on the arm to get her attention. Awsmom is just the sweetest person, I really enjoyed talking to her. Joty is just an all around nice person and Storilori is so cute...she had a few of the guys turning their heads...she brought a camera, but I don&#039;t think she knows how to upload pictures.. lol&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Greg had to help me turn my bright lights to my new truck off because I didn&#039;t know how...as most already knows from his posts, he is a real sweetheart, it was good to finally get to hug him as well.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Lots of fun and lots of hugs... a good night all around.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;
I had a great time last night it was a blast to meet you all.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Yes, I am who I say I am a hyper, short, curly haired gal that just loved you all..&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Thanks for the great time everyone....We have to do this again sometime
Gube ...you suck... lol&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;
Countygirl, you should have came... you would have loved it, and I would have bought you your first cup of java.&amp;nbsp; (smile)
If you bloggers notice a new blogger here named Randy,&amp;nbsp; we met him at Hilly Beans...he&#039;s a poet and he and I played musical chairs for a while.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Welcome to the TN blog Randy.</itunes:summary>
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                <title>Jul 3,  2008 at 07:07 AM : There was another...</title>
                <description>&lt;p&gt;There was another blogger at Mama Hilly Beans&amp;nbsp;(I will not mention his name unless he says I can)...&amp;nbsp; Hint:&amp;nbsp; He is a fabulous guitarist and his daughter has a beautiful voice.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
                <link>http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Sparks/29521/#c_268250</link>
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                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;There was another blogger at Mama Hilly Beans&amp;nbsp;(I will not mention his name unless he says I can)...&amp;nbsp; Hint:&amp;nbsp; He is a fabulous guitarist and his daughter has a beautiful voice.&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>     
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                <title>Jul 3,  2008 at 07:07 AM : Sorry Sparks I am...</title>
                <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #0000ff&quot;&gt;Sorry Sparks I am always quiet, But once I get to know someone I sometimes cannot shut up!! Next meet and greet I will talk more I promise!! And Sparks you are a wonderful person, I really enjoyed meeting you finally... And Job you are awesome!! Awsmom,madkow,oohchild,big dog,olivia,lori,joty,refuss (?) I really enjoyed meeting you all and getting to know you...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0000ff&quot;&gt;Lastnite when I went out to smoke I saw this man that I know and he said Hi and went inside. I have been thinking alot about this man and he matches Gube alot.. I know this man has a combined family and one of his son&#039;s is special needs. The only thing that makes me think it is not Gube is that this man works and doesn&#039;t have the time on his hands like Gube. I will see this man this morning and I am going to ask him a few questions... But I bet Gube was there and just didn&#039;t show himself....&lt;/font&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description>
                <link>http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Sparks/29521/#c_268252</link>
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                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #0000ff&quot;&gt;Sorry Sparks I am always quiet, But once I get to know someone I sometimes cannot shut up!! Next meet and greet I will talk more I promise!! And Sparks you are a wonderful person, I really enjoyed meeting you finally... And Job you are awesome!! Awsmom,madkow,oohchild,big dog,olivia,lori,joty,refuss (?) I really enjoyed meeting you all and getting to know you...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#0000ff&quot;&gt;Lastnite when I went out to smoke I saw this man that I know and he said Hi and went inside. I have been thinking alot about this man and he matches Gube alot.. I know this man has a combined family and one of his son&#039;s is special needs. The only thing that makes me think it is not Gube is that this man works and doesn&#039;t have the time on his hands like Gube. I will see this man this morning and I am going to ask him a few questions... But I bet Gube was there and just didn&#039;t show himself....&lt;/font&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>     
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                <title>Jul 3,  2008 at 07:07 AM : I had a&amp;nbsp;...</title>
                <description>&lt;p&gt;I had a&amp;nbsp; greast time. It was nice to meet everyone and put faces to names.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; It was also the first time I had been to Mama HIlly Beans on open mic night.&amp;nbsp; Tehachapi has some very talented individuals.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; I hope they do start a debate night, it will be a fun time.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Mike&lt;/p&gt;</description>
                <link>http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Sparks/29521/#c_268253</link>
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                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;I had a&amp;nbsp; greast time. It was nice to meet everyone and put faces to names.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; It was also the first time I had been to Mama HIlly Beans on open mic night.&amp;nbsp; Tehachapi has some very talented individuals.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; I hope they do start a debate night, it will be a fun time.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Mike&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>     
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                <title>Jul 3,  2008 at 07:07 AM : Was said guitarist...</title>
                <description>&lt;p&gt;Was said guitarist Gube?&amp;nbsp; Inquiring minds want to know.&amp;nbsp; Gube where were you?&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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                <link>http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Sparks/29521/#c_268256</link>
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                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Was said guitarist Gube?&amp;nbsp; Inquiring minds want to know.&amp;nbsp; Gube where were you?&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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                <title>Jul 3,  2008 at 07:07 AM : Riceme..&amp;nbsp;...</title>
                <description>&lt;p&gt;Riceme..&amp;nbsp; Holly the host asked us what all our screennames were...&amp;nbsp; I introduced madkow as madkow and Holly misunderstood and said &amp;quot;Fat Cow, she doesn&#039;t look fat to me?&amp;quot;&amp;nbsp; lol&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Eek, I don&#039;t think Gube was there...we were having so much fun, it would have been hard for anyone not to join in.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; If he was there...he still sucks.. lol&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Reffup... Holly mentioned a bloggers night.&amp;nbsp; We will have to see what Hillary can come up with.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Reffup ...NO the guitarist wasn&#039;t Gube.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Another hint:&amp;nbsp; He blogged here about the local police being to agressive and giving an elderly man with a bad heart a hard time.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
                <link>http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Sparks/29521/#c_268257</link>
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                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Riceme..&amp;nbsp; Holly the host asked us what all our screennames were...&amp;nbsp; I introduced madkow as madkow and Holly misunderstood and said &amp;quot;Fat Cow, she doesn&#039;t look fat to me?&amp;quot;&amp;nbsp; lol&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Eek, I don&#039;t think Gube was there...we were having so much fun, it would have been hard for anyone not to join in.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; If he was there...he still sucks.. lol&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Reffup... Holly mentioned a bloggers night.&amp;nbsp; We will have to see what Hillary can come up with.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Reffup ...NO the guitarist wasn&#039;t Gube.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Another hint:&amp;nbsp; He blogged here about the local police being to agressive and giving an elderly man with a bad heart a hard time.&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>     
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                <title>Jul 3,  2008 at 07:07 AM : Sounds like there was...</title>
                <description>&lt;p&gt;Sounds like there was a lot of fun between the bloggers. I wasn&#039;t able to make it but maybe next time. When I told my wife about it she thought it would have been a great idea for me to go, besides my youngest girl has been wanting to go to Mama Hilly Beans for a while.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
                <link>http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Sparks/29521/#c_268259</link>
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                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Sounds like there was a lot of fun between the bloggers. I wasn&#039;t able to make it but maybe next time. When I told my wife about it she thought it would have been a great idea for me to go, besides my youngest girl has been wanting to go to Mama Hilly Beans for a while.&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>     
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                <title>Jul 3,  2008 at 07:07 AM : Yeah Jeremy, you...</title>
                <description>&lt;p&gt;Yeah Jeremy, you should have gone, it&#039;s a great place for children as well, Plus, I really wanted to meet you...BUT there will be a next time. (smile)&lt;/p&gt;</description>
                <link>http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Sparks/29521/#c_268262</link>
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                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Yeah Jeremy, you should have gone, it&#039;s a great place for children as well, Plus, I really wanted to meet you...BUT there will be a next time. (smile)&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>     
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                <title>Jul 3,  2008 at 07:07 AM : 
I could not imagine...</title>
                <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #0000ff&quot;&gt;I could not imagine that being Gube.... When I picture Gube that is not even close&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #0000ff&quot;&gt;I could not imagine that being Gube.... When I picture Gube that is not even close&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>     
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                <title>Jul 3,  2008 at 07:07 AM : I figured out who the...</title>
                <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #0000ff&quot;&gt;I figured out who the guitarist is..His&amp;nbsp;last post is on page 13...&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #0000ff&quot;&gt;I wish he would of introduced himself to all of us, he seems like a very caring man and I think we all would of enjoyed his company...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
                <link>http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Sparks/29521/#c_268269</link>
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                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #0000ff&quot;&gt;I figured out who the guitarist is..His&amp;nbsp;last post is on page 13...&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #0000ff&quot;&gt;I wish he would of introduced himself to all of us, he seems like a very caring man and I think we all would of enjoyed his company...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>     
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                <title>Jul 3,  2008 at 07:07 AM : Gube can&#039;t miss...</title>
                <description>&lt;p&gt;Gube can&#039;t miss an opportunity for a &amp;quot;stir the pot &amp;quot; comment, he reminds me of Roger Rabbit, w/ 2 bits &amp;amp; a hair cut. That&#039;s it...GUBE&amp;quot;S a TOON!!!!!!&amp;nbsp; I&#039;m sure he&#039;s waiting........ Like Jessica Rabbit said in her best Kathleen Turner voice, &amp;quot; I&#039;m not bad, I was just drawn that way.&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
                <link>http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Sparks/29521/#c_268278</link>
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                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Gube can&#039;t miss an opportunity for a &amp;quot;stir the pot &amp;quot; comment, he reminds me of Roger Rabbit, w/ 2 bits &amp;amp; a hair cut. That&#039;s it...GUBE&amp;quot;S a TOON!!!!!!&amp;nbsp; I&#039;m sure he&#039;s waiting........ Like Jessica Rabbit said in her best Kathleen Turner voice, &amp;quot; I&#039;m not bad, I was just drawn that way.&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>     
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                <title>Jul 3,  2008 at 07:07 AM : I wasn&#039;t going to...</title>
                <description>&lt;p&gt;I wasn&#039;t going to mention this.. lol&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; But since we are talking about the mystery blogger who posted an article about the behavior of our local police...I&#039;m just gonna spit it out.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Last night when I left Hilly Beans I was stopped for speeding.&amp;nbsp; The officer asked me if I had been drinking,&amp;nbsp; I said &amp;quot;No, I just came from Mama Hilly Beans and I had too much caffeine is all.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; He said the speed limit on this road is 55 mph.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;quot;I said &amp;quot; REALLY?!!!!&amp;quot;&amp;nbsp; I thought the speed limit was 65 mph.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; He was extremely nice and noticed that I was simply nervous, not drunk when I gave him a 20 dollar bill instead of my drivers license that he asked for.&amp;nbsp; LMFAO&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; He said &amp;quot;I&#039;m not taking 20&#039;s today&amp;quot;.&amp;nbsp; After looking into my eyes a couple times and informing me of a few&amp;nbsp;local laws&amp;nbsp;he realized that I really wasn&#039;t drunk.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; He, said didn&#039;t you see me.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; I said no, if I had I would have slowed down to 65mph,.which is still speeding on this road.&amp;nbsp; lol&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; I was so stupidly honest, and nervous that he had to laugh and after he did a check on me and my vehicle, he let me go with a warning.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; He said. &amp;quot;Now SLOW DOWN&amp;quot;.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; So, I started my truck and accidentally spun out as I left because the wheels were in the dirt...&amp;nbsp; I know this poor man was shaking his head, telling himself...&amp;nbsp; I hope I don&#039;t ever have to stop that crazy lady again. lol&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I want to thank that officer for being so understanding and kind to me.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; I have never been stopped by the police here before and I didn&#039;t know what to expect after hearing&amp;nbsp;on this blog that they are a bit agressive.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;I feel much better about&amp;nbsp;the police in Tehachapi today. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I learned about our local police and I now know the speed limit on that road.....all in all a good thing.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
                <link>http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Sparks/29521/#c_268287</link>
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                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;I wasn&#039;t going to mention this.. lol&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; But since we are talking about the mystery blogger who posted an article about the behavior of our local police...I&#039;m just gonna spit it out.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Last night when I left Hilly Beans I was stopped for speeding.&amp;nbsp; The officer asked me if I had been drinking,&amp;nbsp; I said &amp;quot;No, I just came from Mama Hilly Beans and I had too much caffeine is all.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; He said the speed limit on this road is 55 mph.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;quot;I said &amp;quot; REALLY?!!!!&amp;quot;&amp;nbsp; I thought the speed limit was 65 mph.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; He was extremely nice and noticed that I was simply nervous, not drunk when I gave him a 20 dollar bill instead of my drivers license that he asked for.&amp;nbsp; LMFAO&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; He said &amp;quot;I&#039;m not taking 20&#039;s today&amp;quot;.&amp;nbsp; After looking into my eyes a couple times and informing me of a few&amp;nbsp;local laws&amp;nbsp;he realized that I really wasn&#039;t drunk.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; He, said didn&#039;t you see me.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; I said no, if I had I would have slowed down to 65mph,.which is still speeding on this road.&amp;nbsp; lol&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; I was so stupidly honest, and nervous that he had to laugh and after he did a check on me and my vehicle, he let me go with a warning.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; He said. &amp;quot;Now SLOW DOWN&amp;quot;.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; So, I started my truck and accidentally spun out as I left because the wheels were in the dirt...&amp;nbsp; I know this poor man was shaking his head, telling himself...&amp;nbsp; I hope I don&#039;t ever have to stop that crazy lady again. lol&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I want to thank that officer for being so understanding and kind to me.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; I have never been stopped by the police here before and I didn&#039;t know what to expect after hearing&amp;nbsp;on this blog that they are a bit agressive.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;I feel much better about&amp;nbsp;the police in Tehachapi today. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I learned about our local police and I now know the speed limit on that road.....all in all a good thing.&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>     
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                <title>Jul 3,  2008 at 08:07 AM : QUIT IT!!! What, serious?</title>
                <description>&lt;p&gt;QUIT IT!!! What, serious?&lt;/p&gt;</description>
                <link>http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Sparks/29521/#c_268294</link>
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                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;QUIT IT!!! What, serious?&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>     
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                <title>Jul 3,  2008 at 08:07 AM : Sparks...the...</title>
                <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: small&quot;&gt;Sparks...the guitarist&amp;nbsp;isn&#039;t the blogger..HE was the &lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;victim &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;blogged about. I thought at first he was the blogger too because his picture was posted on the blog. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: small&quot;&gt;Forgive me, but...you got pulled over? LOL!!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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                <link>http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Sparks/29521/#c_268297</link>
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                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: small&quot;&gt;Sparks...the guitarist&amp;nbsp;isn&#039;t the blogger..HE was the &lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;victim &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;blogged about. I thought at first he was the blogger too because his picture was posted on the blog. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: small&quot;&gt;Forgive me, but...you got pulled over? LOL!!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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                <title>Jul 3,  2008 at 08:07 AM : Joty...oh, well...</title>
                <description>&lt;p&gt;Joty...oh, well Hillary the owner said her husband posted that blog and I thought the guitarist was her husband.&amp;nbsp; Geez...&amp;nbsp; OK well than I don&#039;t know nothing... lol&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;and Joty forgive me....but you suck... lol&lt;/p&gt;</description>
                <link>http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Sparks/29521/#c_268303</link>
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                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Joty...oh, well Hillary the owner said her husband posted that blog and I thought the guitarist was her husband.&amp;nbsp; Geez...&amp;nbsp; OK well than I don&#039;t know nothing... lol&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;and Joty forgive me....but you suck... lol&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>     
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                <title>Jul 3,  2008 at 08:07 AM : Sparks, good thing the...</title>
                <description>&lt;p&gt;Sparks, good thing the cop didn&#039;t realize what &amp;quot;group&amp;quot; you just came from.&amp;nbsp; You would still probably be in jail...=)&amp;nbsp; With all the post about cops on here and all.&amp;nbsp; I have a funny cop story (actually a few, but here&#039;s just one).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I was about 9 months prego with my first son and going back down the hill to Bakes.&amp;nbsp; I peed right before I got in the car.&amp;nbsp; I&#039;m driving along and here comes the urge.&amp;nbsp; I had already passed any off ramps (because I would had pulled over on the side of the road and did my thing if needed...no shame when I am prego).&amp;nbsp; Anyhow, I can&#039;t remember the exit now but it&#039;s the first one right when you get into Bakes (I think Weedpactch), there is a gas station and taco bell to the left and a Chevron, a restaurant, and I think a burger joint on the right.&amp;nbsp; This is heading north on 58.&amp;nbsp; Well about 5 miles until the exit it was excruciating.&amp;nbsp; So I started to speed like a mad women.&amp;nbsp; I got off, stopped, and when I was about to make a left turn to go the the gas station I looked in my rear view mirror and saw lights coming off the ramp behind me.&amp;nbsp; I kept going, pulled in, the cop was pulling in the parking lot.&amp;nbsp; I got out doing the pee pee dance, made eye contact with the cop, pointed to my belly, and showed that I was putting my keys, and my license on the top of my car and ran in the restroom.&amp;nbsp; When I got out I was tearing up apologizing to him.&amp;nbsp; He let me go because I think he thought I was going to go into labor right there.&amp;nbsp; But he warned me not to do it again and said I&#039;ll try.&amp;nbsp; Now, I know that was stupid, in the cops mind I could have had drugs or anything on me and flushed them.&amp;nbsp; He was cool.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Funny stuff Sparks about spinning your tires when you left, did you expect to get pulled over again...lol.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
                <link>http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Sparks/29521/#c_268331</link>
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                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Sparks, good thing the cop didn&#039;t realize what &amp;quot;group&amp;quot; you just came from.&amp;nbsp; You would still probably be in jail...=)&amp;nbsp; With all the post about cops on here and all.&amp;nbsp; I have a funny cop story (actually a few, but here&#039;s just one).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I was about 9 months prego with my first son and going back down the hill to Bakes.&amp;nbsp; I peed right before I got in the car.&amp;nbsp; I&#039;m driving along and here comes the urge.&amp;nbsp; I had already passed any off ramps (because I would had pulled over on the side of the road and did my thing if needed...no shame when I am prego).&amp;nbsp; Anyhow, I can&#039;t remember the exit now but it&#039;s the first one right when you get into Bakes (I think Weedpactch), there is a gas station and taco bell to the left and a Chevron, a restaurant, and I think a burger joint on the right.&amp;nbsp; This is heading north on 58.&amp;nbsp; Well about 5 miles until the exit it was excruciating.&amp;nbsp; So I started to speed like a mad women.&amp;nbsp; I got off, stopped, and when I was about to make a left turn to go the the gas station I looked in my rear view mirror and saw lights coming off the ramp behind me.&amp;nbsp; I kept going, pulled in, the cop was pulling in the parking lot.&amp;nbsp; I got out doing the pee pee dance, made eye contact with the cop, pointed to my belly, and showed that I was putting my keys, and my license on the top of my car and ran in the restroom.&amp;nbsp; When I got out I was tearing up apologizing to him.&amp;nbsp; He let me go because I think he thought I was going to go into labor right there.&amp;nbsp; But he warned me not to do it again and said I&#039;ll try.&amp;nbsp; Now, I know that was stupid, in the cops mind I could have had drugs or anything on me and flushed them.&amp;nbsp; He was cool.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Funny stuff Sparks about spinning your tires when you left, did you expect to get pulled over again...lol.&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>     
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                <title>Jul 3,  2008 at 09:07 AM : Colitas......</title>
                <description>&lt;p&gt;Colitas... lol&amp;nbsp; too&amp;nbsp;funny.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Yeah, for a second, I thought...dang, he&#039;s gonna stop me again... lol&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
                <link>http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Sparks/29521/#c_268344</link>
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                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Colitas... lol&amp;nbsp; too&amp;nbsp;funny.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Yeah, for a second, I thought...dang, he&#039;s gonna stop me again... lol&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>     
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                <title>Jul 3,  2008 at 09:07 AM : Wow, I thought he did...</title>
                <description>&lt;p&gt;Wow, I thought he did know where you were coming from, good thing. Where were you going so fast, which road? The guitar guy was the MAD victim, member? You member. Big Dog went over &amp;amp; talked to him, it&#039;s all good.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
                <link>http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Sparks/29521/#c_268359</link>
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                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Wow, I thought he did know where you were coming from, good thing. Where were you going so fast, which road? The guitar guy was the MAD victim, member? You member. Big Dog went over &amp;amp; talked to him, it&#039;s all good.&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>     
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                <title>Jul 3,  2008 at 09:07 AM : Lori the road that...</title>
                <description>&lt;p&gt;Lori the road that goes by Leigh&#039;s Cement... the road to Sand Canyon&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; I guess I was going around 65 mph, that is how fast I always take that road. I was so nervous I forgot to ask the officer how fast I was going.&amp;nbsp; Well for now on I will be going 55 mph. lol&lt;/p&gt;</description>
                <link>http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Sparks/29521/#c_268364</link>
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                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Lori the road that goes by Leigh&#039;s Cement... the road to Sand Canyon&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; I guess I was going around 65 mph, that is how fast I always take that road. I was so nervous I forgot to ask the officer how fast I was going.&amp;nbsp; Well for now on I will be going 55 mph. lol&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>     
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                <title>Jul 3,  2008 at 10:07 AM : Sparks you probably...</title>
                <description>&lt;p&gt;Sparks you probably got pulled over by Kern County Sheriffs Dept.&amp;nbsp; They are not afraid to do a traffic stop by themselves whereas it takes several Tehachapi officers to do the same thing.&amp;nbsp; I guess they feel there is safety in numbers.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It was nice to meet Job.&amp;nbsp; Tehachapi does not hold the best of memories for him and it was great to meet him in person.&amp;nbsp; And no, we liberals did not rip his limbs off one by one!&amp;nbsp; We all got along well and it was a good time.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
                <link>http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Sparks/29521/#c_268409</link>
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                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Sparks you probably got pulled over by Kern County Sheriffs Dept.&amp;nbsp; They are not afraid to do a traffic stop by themselves whereas it takes several Tehachapi officers to do the same thing.&amp;nbsp; I guess they feel there is safety in numbers.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It was nice to meet Job.&amp;nbsp; Tehachapi does not hold the best of memories for him and it was great to meet him in person.&amp;nbsp; And no, we liberals did not rip his limbs off one by one!&amp;nbsp; We all got along well and it was a good time.&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>     
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                <title>Jul 3,  2008 at 10:07 AM : Next meet and greet...</title>
                <description>&lt;p&gt;Next meet and greet sparks you better get Joty to be your designated driver..............LIGHT WEIGHT!&lt;/p&gt;</description>
                <link>http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Sparks/29521/#c_268415</link>
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                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Next meet and greet sparks you better get Joty to be your designated driver..............LIGHT WEIGHT!&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>     
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                <title>Jul 3,  2008 at 10:07 AM : Geez, you all talk too...</title>
                <description>&lt;p&gt;Geez, you all talk too much before 10 in the morning...  [groggy!]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So when&#039;s the next meeting??  I really like the idea of meeting a night where we can&#039;t interrupt, so we can talk more!&lt;/p&gt;</description>
                <link>http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Sparks/29521/#c_268425</link>
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                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Geez, you all talk too much before 10 in the morning...  [groggy!]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So when&#039;s the next meeting??  I really like the idea of meeting a night where we can&#039;t interrupt, so we can talk more!&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>     
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                <title>Jul 3,  2008 at 01:07 PM : Gube....&amp;nbsp;...</title>
                <description>&lt;p&gt;Gube....&amp;nbsp; kiss my grits.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; I&#039;m telling you I was so nervious when he pulled me over...&amp;nbsp; I thought I was drunk too for a second.&amp;nbsp; lol&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Madkow.... we&amp;nbsp;are going to see if Hillary at Mama Hilly Beans can get us a time that we can have the place to ourselves... if not how about Kelcy&#039;s... they have a meeting room?&lt;/p&gt;</description>
                <link>http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Sparks/29521/#c_268553</link>
                <guid>http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Sparks/29521/#c_268553</guid>
                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Gube....&amp;nbsp; kiss my grits.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; I&#039;m telling you I was so nervious when he pulled me over...&amp;nbsp; I thought I was drunk too for a second.&amp;nbsp; lol&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Madkow.... we&amp;nbsp;are going to see if Hillary at Mama Hilly Beans can get us a time that we can have the place to ourselves... if not how about Kelcy&#039;s... they have a meeting room?&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>     
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                <title>Jul 3,  2008 at 01:07 PM : Primo&#039;s has a...</title>
                <description>&lt;p&gt;Primo&#039;s has a cool room in the basement, it might be to small.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
                <link>http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Sparks/29521/#c_268555</link>
                <guid>http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Sparks/29521/#c_268555</guid>
                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Primo&#039;s has a cool room in the basement, it might be to small.&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>     
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                <title>Jul 3,  2008 at 01:07 PM : man!!! I missed it!</title>
                <description>&lt;p&gt;man!!! I missed it!&lt;/p&gt;</description>
                <link>http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Sparks/29521/#c_268560</link>
                <guid>http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Sparks/29521/#c_268560</guid>
                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;man!!! I missed it!&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>     
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                <title>Jul 3,  2008 at 02:07 PM : There was a...</title>
                <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: small&quot;&gt;There was a blogger&amp;nbsp;called Gube&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: small&quot;&gt; Who turns out it seems&amp;nbsp;to be a rube&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: small&quot;&gt; He said &amp;quot;let&#039;s all meet &#039;n&#039; greet, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: small&quot;&gt;wouldn&#039;t that be sweet?&amp;quot; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: small&quot;&gt;He didn&#039;t show himself...the Boob!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: small&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
                <link>http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Sparks/29521/#c_268595</link>
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                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: small&quot;&gt;There was a blogger&amp;nbsp;called Gube&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: small&quot;&gt; Who turns out it seems&amp;nbsp;to be a rube&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: small&quot;&gt; He said &amp;quot;let&#039;s all meet &#039;n&#039; greet, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: small&quot;&gt;wouldn&#039;t that be sweet?&amp;quot; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: small&quot;&gt;He didn&#039;t show himself...the Boob!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: small&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>     
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                <title>Jul 3,  2008 at 02:07 PM : heh...heh...heh..heh.....</title>
                <description>&lt;p&gt;heh...heh...heh..heh....heh&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Joty said &amp;quot;boob&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
                <link>http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Sparks/29521/#c_268604</link>
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                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;heh...heh...heh..heh....heh&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Joty said &amp;quot;boob&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>     
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                <title>Jul 3,  2008 at 02:07 PM : Depending on how many...</title>
                <description>&lt;p&gt;Depending on how many people show up....there is a room at City Slickers to.......Sparks, you wouldn&#039;t have to pour your liquor into your coffee!! :)~&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Actually maybe all of us and booze would be a bad idea! lol&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I think you have to rent out the room at Primo&#039;s, but I may be wrong.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
                <link>http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Sparks/29521/#c_268621</link>
                <guid>http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Sparks/29521/#c_268621</guid>
                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Depending on how many people show up....there is a room at City Slickers to.......Sparks, you wouldn&#039;t have to pour your liquor into your coffee!! :)~&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Actually maybe all of us and booze would be a bad idea! lol&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I think you have to rent out the room at Primo&#039;s, but I may be wrong.&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>     
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                <title>Jul 3,  2008 at 02:07 PM : countygirl, I would...</title>
                <description>&lt;p&gt;countygirl, I would &lt;i&gt;love&lt;/i&gt; to see you &amp;amp; Sparks next to each other - what a picture that would be!&lt;/p&gt;</description>
                <link>http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Sparks/29521/#c_268628</link>
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                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;countygirl, I would &lt;i&gt;love&lt;/i&gt; to see you &amp;amp; Sparks next to each other - what a picture that would be!&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>     
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                <title>Jul 3,  2008 at 02:07 PM : I know! lol...</title>
                <description>&lt;p&gt;I know! lol &amp;nbsp;It would be like David and Goliath! I consider myself more like a Jolly Green Giant type though! :) I talk A LOT, but my mouth tends to run faster than my brain, so I have MANY dumb blond moments. My whole family is very .........um, animated I guess you could say. Peacetoyou knows my little brother well..........just ask her! lol&amp;nbsp;I do much better getting my point across or trying to express myself in writing.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
                <link>http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Sparks/29521/#c_268634</link>
                <guid>http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Sparks/29521/#c_268634</guid>
                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;I know! lol &amp;nbsp;It would be like David and Goliath! I consider myself more like a Jolly Green Giant type though! :) I talk A LOT, but my mouth tends to run faster than my brain, so I have MANY dumb blond moments. My whole family is very .........um, animated I guess you could say. Peacetoyou knows my little brother well..........just ask her! lol&amp;nbsp;I do much better getting my point across or trying to express myself in writing.&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>     
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                <title>Jul 3,  2008 at 03:07 PM : how about everyone...</title>
                <description>&lt;p&gt;how about everyone meeting for&amp;nbsp; a potluck picnic....everyone brings thier own meat and drinks and everyone makes a side dish.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;</description>
                <link>http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Sparks/29521/#c_268635</link>
                <guid>http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Sparks/29521/#c_268635</guid>
                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;how about everyone meeting for&amp;nbsp; a potluck picnic....everyone brings thier own meat and drinks and everyone makes a side dish.&lt;/p&gt;
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                <title>Jul 3,  2008 at 03:07 PM : By the way Sparks,...</title>
                <description>&lt;p&gt;By the way Sparks, that was so sweet that you were concerned if I got home safely. I thought about writing a quick blog but I was just too tired at midnight. I&#039;m not used to driving&amp;nbsp;7.5&amp;nbsp;hours in one day like I used to,&amp;nbsp;especially in a 4X4 off road truck. I miss having an Avalon.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
                <link>http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Sparks/29521/#c_268655</link>
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                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;By the way Sparks, that was so sweet that you were concerned if I got home safely. I thought about writing a quick blog but I was just too tired at midnight. I&#039;m not used to driving&amp;nbsp;7.5&amp;nbsp;hours in one day like I used to,&amp;nbsp;especially in a 4X4 off road truck. I miss having an Avalon.&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>     
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                <title>Jul 3,  2008 at 04:07 PM : Countygirl..&amp;nbsp;...</title>
                <description>&lt;p&gt;Countygirl..&amp;nbsp; LMAO&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Liquor in my coffee...&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Whew,...&amp;nbsp; I think if I did have liquor in my coffee I wouldn&#039;t have been so nervous as to hand the cop a 20 dollar bill instead of my ID card.&amp;nbsp; lolololol&amp;nbsp; I&#039;m still laughing at myself over that one.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh, Countygirl and I would be just fine.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; My neck might hurt from looking up all night, but I would get over that.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; I want to see Oochild and PD sit together... lolololol&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;City Slickers sounds like a good idea.&amp;nbsp; I have yet to go there.&amp;nbsp; I can contact Elaine Palance, maybe she can pull some strings.&amp;nbsp; (sticking my tongue out) lol&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;reffup...you are too damn cute...&amp;nbsp; it&#039;s an idea, but I like climate controlled areas...&amp;nbsp; lol&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Kidding, maybe we can do that for the Annual meet so that everyone can bring their spouses and kids and whatever.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
                <link>http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Sparks/29521/#c_268690</link>
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                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Countygirl..&amp;nbsp; LMAO&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Liquor in my coffee...&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Whew,...&amp;nbsp; I think if I did have liquor in my coffee I wouldn&#039;t have been so nervous as to hand the cop a 20 dollar bill instead of my ID card.&amp;nbsp; lolololol&amp;nbsp; I&#039;m still laughing at myself over that one.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh, Countygirl and I would be just fine.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; My neck might hurt from looking up all night, but I would get over that.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; I want to see Oochild and PD sit together... lolololol&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;City Slickers sounds like a good idea.&amp;nbsp; I have yet to go there.&amp;nbsp; I can contact Elaine Palance, maybe she can pull some strings.&amp;nbsp; (sticking my tongue out) lol&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;reffup...you are too damn cute...&amp;nbsp; it&#039;s an idea, but I like climate controlled areas...&amp;nbsp; lol&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Kidding, maybe we can do that for the Annual meet so that everyone can bring their spouses and kids and whatever.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>     
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                <title>Jul 3,  2008 at 04:07 PM : Wait!! The twenty was...</title>
                <description>&lt;p&gt;Wait!! The twenty was an accident? I thought you did that on purpose!! LMAO! Figured you were just trying to pay him off!&lt;/p&gt;</description>
                <link>http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Sparks/29521/#c_268702</link>
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                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Wait!! The twenty was an accident? I thought you did that on purpose!! LMAO! Figured you were just trying to pay him off!&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>     
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                <title>Jul 3,  2008 at 04:07 PM : ruffup I think a pot...</title>
                <description>&lt;p&gt;ruffup I think a pot luck is a great idea.....can&#039;t wait till the next meet and greet.........It was great seeing you all last night at mama&#039;s..........&lt;/p&gt;</description>
                <link>http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Sparks/29521/#c_268716</link>
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                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;ruffup I think a pot luck is a great idea.....can&#039;t wait till the next meet and greet.........It was great seeing you all last night at mama&#039;s..........&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>     
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                <title>Jul 3,  2008 at 04:07 PM : Well apparently,...</title>
                <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: larger; &quot;&gt;Well apparently, you&#039;ll see &lt;i&gt;US&lt;/i&gt; around, but we won&#039;t see &lt;i&gt;YOU&lt;/i&gt; around! &amp;nbsp;LOL! &amp;nbsp;Shoulda introduced yo bad self Gube!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: larger; &quot;&gt;Well apparently, you&#039;ll see &lt;i&gt;US&lt;/i&gt; around, but we won&#039;t see &lt;i&gt;YOU&lt;/i&gt; around! &amp;nbsp;LOL! &amp;nbsp;Shoulda introduced yo bad self Gube!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>     
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                <title>Jul 3,  2008 at 05:07 PM : Well, being among the...</title>
                <description>&lt;p&gt;Well, being among the Hillybeans semi-regular &lt;i&gt;ultra-liberal &lt;/i&gt;Poets who had their minds in the gutter last night (truth be told, I was probably THE poet flustering Hostess Holly the mostest last night - but SHE said she was going to nail people!!! not me!!!!). But, alas, &lt;span style=&quot;color: #0000ff&quot;&gt;eekitsaspider &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;I am not your beloved Gube. I am but your humble chauffeur...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But, good bloggers, WELCOME!!! My god it was so freaking cool (that doesn&#039;t violate any kind of blogger code does it?) to see the place packed last night. Hillary and Cameron had a vision for Mama Hillybeans and that was to make the coffee shop a safe haven for young&amp;nbsp;progressive people of Tehachapi to be able to come and express their talents, opinions and minds with other like minded people. It is fashioned after the old coffee houses of San Francisco.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What Hilllybeans has grown into is so much more. There is Open Mic, Acoustic Jam, Poetry Nights, Concerts, et cetera. There is no other place like it in Tehachapi. There was other place before for people to gather and share. Young and old gather. Democrats and Republicans. Liberals and Conservatives. Priests and Poets. Teachers and students. We try to make it a safe place and only occasionally does evil infiltrate.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sparks, I enjoyed your energy as what I perceived as &lt;i&gt;Ad Hoc&lt;/i&gt; leader of your group.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The man you saw last night, Burt,&amp;nbsp;with his daughter singing is a staple of our Hillybeans. We thought we might have lost him recently. That was the first time I have seen him since his surgery. When I think of Burt and think of Hilary and Cameron and Anthony and Mike and all the people at Hillybeans, I think of the word &lt;i&gt;Community&lt;/i&gt;. I think of what a community like Tehachapi should be. What Tehachapi &lt;i&gt;used&lt;/i&gt; to be.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I want to thank the lady who shared her daughter&#039;s essay last night from the Bloggers. I hope more of you &amp;quot;come out&amp;quot; and share more. Expose yourself. Shed your anonymity. Bare your soul. It is a safe haven for you too, at Hillys. There is always a warm cup of coffee, a warm heart. And if needed, a warm hug.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;... and, I like spiders.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
                <link>http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Sparks/29521/#c_268753</link>
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                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Well, being among the Hillybeans semi-regular &lt;i&gt;ultra-liberal &lt;/i&gt;Poets who had their minds in the gutter last night (truth be told, I was probably THE poet flustering Hostess Holly the mostest last night - but SHE said she was going to nail people!!! not me!!!!). But, alas, &lt;span style=&quot;color: #0000ff&quot;&gt;eekitsaspider &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;I am not your beloved Gube. I am but your humble chauffeur...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But, good bloggers, WELCOME!!! My god it was so freaking cool (that doesn&#039;t violate any kind of blogger code does it?) to see the place packed last night. Hillary and Cameron had a vision for Mama Hillybeans and that was to make the coffee shop a safe haven for young&amp;nbsp;progressive people of Tehachapi to be able to come and express their talents, opinions and minds with other like minded people. It is fashioned after the old coffee houses of San Francisco.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What Hilllybeans has grown into is so much more. There is Open Mic, Acoustic Jam, Poetry Nights, Concerts, et cetera. There is no other place like it in Tehachapi. There was other place before for people to gather and share. Young and old gather. Democrats and Republicans. Liberals and Conservatives. Priests and Poets. Teachers and students. We try to make it a safe place and only occasionally does evil infiltrate.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sparks, I enjoyed your energy as what I perceived as &lt;i&gt;Ad Hoc&lt;/i&gt; leader of your group.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The man you saw last night, Burt,&amp;nbsp;with his daughter singing is a staple of our Hillybeans. We thought we might have lost him recently. That was the first time I have seen him since his surgery. When I think of Burt and think of Hilary and Cameron and Anthony and Mike and all the people at Hillybeans, I think of the word &lt;i&gt;Community&lt;/i&gt;. I think of what a community like Tehachapi should be. What Tehachapi &lt;i&gt;used&lt;/i&gt; to be.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I want to thank the lady who shared her daughter&#039;s essay last night from the Bloggers. I hope more of you &amp;quot;come out&amp;quot; and share more. Expose yourself. Shed your anonymity. Bare your soul. It is a safe haven for you too, at Hillys. There is always a warm cup of coffee, a warm heart. And if needed, a warm hug.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;... and, I like spiders.&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>     
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                <title>Jul 3,  2008 at 05:07 PM : RomanticPoet, you had...</title>
                <description>&lt;p&gt;RomanticPoet, you had me at &amp;quot;ultra-liberal&amp;quot; but you lost me&amp;nbsp;with the spider comment. Eeewwww! I&amp;nbsp;don&#039;t like spiders and snakes...LOL!&amp;nbsp;Anyone who remembers that will&amp;nbsp;know just how OLD&amp;nbsp;I am.&amp;nbsp;In fact,&amp;nbsp;you guys have to&amp;nbsp;stop making me ROFL because one of these days I might not get up and I don&#039;t have my Life Alert yet. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Anyhoo, I am so bummed that I&amp;nbsp;missed the party,&amp;nbsp;it sounds like it was a blast. If I need to ask&amp;nbsp;for extra meds and a chauffer, I swear I&#039;ll make the next gig. And poetry...Be still my heart!&amp;nbsp;I knew Mama Hilly&#039;s was a&amp;nbsp;special place, but I&#039;ve never&amp;nbsp;been there at night. In fact, I rarely get out at night anymore, but all that&#039;s gotta change. Mama, Sushi needs a new pair of shoooooooes for poetry night...I mean Open Mic Night.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;;&amp;nbsp; )&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;PS: So&amp;nbsp;I take it Gube didn&#039;t&amp;nbsp;show up in his infamous thong - Big (Little?) Teaser!&amp;nbsp;Did Bigdog and Olivia rap? Joty, we should&amp;nbsp;definitely&amp;nbsp;break into the&amp;nbsp;limerick biz!&amp;nbsp;(Tee hee, &amp;quot;boob&amp;quot;&amp;nbsp;rhymes with Gube...ROFL..oops Sitting in a safe and&amp;nbsp;upright position LMFAO!)&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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                <link>http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Sparks/29521/#c_268764</link>
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                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;RomanticPoet, you had me at &amp;quot;ultra-liberal&amp;quot; but you lost me&amp;nbsp;with the spider comment. Eeewwww! I&amp;nbsp;don&#039;t like spiders and snakes...LOL!&amp;nbsp;Anyone who remembers that will&amp;nbsp;know just how OLD&amp;nbsp;I am.&amp;nbsp;In fact,&amp;nbsp;you guys have to&amp;nbsp;stop making me ROFL because one of these days I might not get up and I don&#039;t have my Life Alert yet. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Anyhoo, I am so bummed that I&amp;nbsp;missed the party,&amp;nbsp;it sounds like it was a blast. If I need to ask&amp;nbsp;for extra meds and a chauffer, I swear I&#039;ll make the next gig. And poetry...Be still my heart!&amp;nbsp;I knew Mama Hilly&#039;s was a&amp;nbsp;special place, but I&#039;ve never&amp;nbsp;been there at night. In fact, I rarely get out at night anymore, but all that&#039;s gotta change. Mama, Sushi needs a new pair of shoooooooes for poetry night...I mean Open Mic Night.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;;&amp;nbsp; )&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;PS: So&amp;nbsp;I take it Gube didn&#039;t&amp;nbsp;show up in his infamous thong - Big (Little?) Teaser!&amp;nbsp;Did Bigdog and Olivia rap? Joty, we should&amp;nbsp;definitely&amp;nbsp;break into the&amp;nbsp;limerick biz!&amp;nbsp;(Tee hee, &amp;quot;boob&amp;quot;&amp;nbsp;rhymes with Gube...ROFL..oops Sitting in a safe and&amp;nbsp;upright position LMFAO!)&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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                <title>Jul 3,  2008 at 06:07 PM : Oh, I made the Spider...</title>
                <description>&lt;p&gt;Oh, I made the Spider comment because I am trying to convince &lt;span style=&quot;color: #ff0000&quot;&gt;eekitsaspider &lt;/span&gt;to go up to the mic&amp;nbsp;and read but I was trying to do it descreetly since I &lt;i&gt;revealed &lt;/i&gt;my secret identity as a poet and Hillybeans regular to her lol!!!&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Seems, tho, &lt;span style=&quot;color: #ff00ff&quot;&gt;sushisoo &lt;/span&gt;that a man named Jim Stafford made much ado about not liking spiders and snakes back when I was a youngster... of course whilst he was making a mint pining away about such matter, I was filling my pockets with all manners of creepy crawling critters during what would have been the end of the Nixon era...&lt;/p&gt;</description>
                <link>http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Sparks/29521/#c_268771</link>
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                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Oh, I made the Spider comment because I am trying to convince &lt;span style=&quot;color: #ff0000&quot;&gt;eekitsaspider &lt;/span&gt;to go up to the mic&amp;nbsp;and read but I was trying to do it descreetly since I &lt;i&gt;revealed &lt;/i&gt;my secret identity as a poet and Hillybeans regular to her lol!!!&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Seems, tho, &lt;span style=&quot;color: #ff00ff&quot;&gt;sushisoo &lt;/span&gt;that a man named Jim Stafford made much ado about not liking spiders and snakes back when I was a youngster... of course whilst he was making a mint pining away about such matter, I was filling my pockets with all manners of creepy crawling critters during what would have been the end of the Nixon era...&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>     
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                <title>Jul 3,  2008 at 06:07 PM : Gotcha! Sorry...</title>
                <description>&lt;p&gt;Gotcha! Sorry Eek!&amp;nbsp;(but I think she must share my aversion, hence the EEK!) And you got the Jim Stafford reference! Ha! What was his other big song? Wasn&#039;t he&amp;nbsp;a two hit wonder? &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
                <link>http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Sparks/29521/#c_268776</link>
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                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Gotcha! Sorry Eek!&amp;nbsp;(but I think she must share my aversion, hence the EEK!) And you got the Jim Stafford reference! Ha! What was his other big song? Wasn&#039;t he&amp;nbsp;a two hit wonder? &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>     
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                <title>Jul 3,  2008 at 06:07 PM : BTW - the young man...</title>
                <description>&lt;p&gt;BTW - the young man who paid tribute to George Carlin last night is one of the beaming Thesbians (&lt;u&gt;no, &lt;/u&gt;that doesn&#039;t mean he likes girls) who starred in Tehachapi Community Theater&#039;s performance of &lt;b&gt;Sweeney Todd&lt;/b&gt;. If you missed it, you missed a great over the top&amp;nbsp;performance of this young man as Pirelli. Just another example of the telent in this community.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
                <link>http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Sparks/29521/#c_268779</link>
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                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;BTW - the young man who paid tribute to George Carlin last night is one of the beaming Thesbians (&lt;u&gt;no, &lt;/u&gt;that doesn&#039;t mean he likes girls) who starred in Tehachapi Community Theater&#039;s performance of &lt;b&gt;Sweeney Todd&lt;/b&gt;. If you missed it, you missed a great over the top&amp;nbsp;performance of this young man as Pirelli. Just another example of the telent in this community.&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>     
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                <title>Jul 3,  2008 at 06:07 PM : Jim Stafford? Noooooo,...</title>
                <description>&lt;p&gt;Jim Stafford? Noooooo, my god, he was putting songs out throughout my childhood. &lt;i&gt;My Girl Bill, &lt;/i&gt;one of my favorites, &lt;i&gt;Wildwood Weed&lt;/i&gt; (about, gasp, POT) &lt;i&gt;The Fight &lt;/i&gt;(that was covered by Kenny Rogers) . Seems like he was putting out songs for as long as, well, for as long as I was putting out... lol&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I used to get him and Ray Stevens mixed up - sort of the same genre of songs. I was just a kid then. Thanx for the the flashback&lt;/p&gt;</description>
                <link>http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Sparks/29521/#c_268780</link>
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                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Jim Stafford? Noooooo, my god, he was putting songs out throughout my childhood. &lt;i&gt;My Girl Bill, &lt;/i&gt;one of my favorites, &lt;i&gt;Wildwood Weed&lt;/i&gt; (about, gasp, POT) &lt;i&gt;The Fight &lt;/i&gt;(that was covered by Kenny Rogers) . Seems like he was putting out songs for as long as, well, for as long as I was putting out... lol&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I used to get him and Ray Stevens mixed up - sort of the same genre of songs. I was just a kid then. Thanx for the the flashback&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>     
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                <title>Jul 3,  2008 at 06:07 PM : Ray Stevens!...</title>
                <description>&lt;p&gt;Ray Stevens! That&#039;s right! Hey, I bet you remember Doctor Demento? Talk about flashbacks!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Ray Stevens! That&#039;s right! Hey, I bet you remember Doctor Demento? Talk about flashbacks!&lt;/p&gt;
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                <title>Jul 3,  2008 at 06:07 PM : May I suggest our...</title>
                <description>&lt;p&gt;May I suggest our annual meeting be in June, July, or August?&amp;nbsp; Me thinks any other time would be very cold. JMHO&lt;/p&gt;
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                <link>http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Sparks/29521/#c_268782</link>
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                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;May I suggest our annual meeting be in June, July, or August?&amp;nbsp; Me thinks any other time would be very cold. JMHO&lt;/p&gt;
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                <title>Jul 3,  2008 at 06:07 PM : I was more of a Garage...</title>
                <description>&lt;p&gt;I was more of a Garage Band Thrash Metal sort... still am. You can catch me in the mornings blaring the likes of Likin Park, Iron Maiden, Seether, Metallica headbanging, facemelting metal. Sort of the midnight mind meld... But, I do remember my friends listening to Dr. Demento...&lt;/p&gt;</description>
                <link>http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Sparks/29521/#c_268786</link>
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                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;I was more of a Garage Band Thrash Metal sort... still am. You can catch me in the mornings blaring the likes of Likin Park, Iron Maiden, Seether, Metallica headbanging, facemelting metal. Sort of the midnight mind meld... But, I do remember my friends listening to Dr. Demento...&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>     
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                <title>Jul 3,  2008 at 06:07 PM : Romantic poet I know...</title>
                <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #0000ff&quot;&gt;Romantic poet I know exactly who you are hehe And you are not my chauffer you chauffer someone else...lol&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #0000ff&quot;&gt;And Gosh Yes I am freaked out at spiders, don&#039;t like a single one of them!! The only good spider is a dead spider!! EWWWW&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #0000ff&quot;&gt;And Romantic poet if I could ever get something to read MAYBE just MAYBE I would??&amp;nbsp;But I am not good at writing things like poems I cannot rythme nothin...lol&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #0000ff&quot;&gt;Me and the two littler ones had a good time at the gathering, Mike was happy we got to come...&lt;/span&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
                <link>http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Sparks/29521/#c_268791</link>
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                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #0000ff&quot;&gt;Romantic poet I know exactly who you are hehe And you are not my chauffer you chauffer someone else...lol&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #0000ff&quot;&gt;And Gosh Yes I am freaked out at spiders, don&#039;t like a single one of them!! The only good spider is a dead spider!! EWWWW&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #0000ff&quot;&gt;And Romantic poet if I could ever get something to read MAYBE just MAYBE I would??&amp;nbsp;But I am not good at writing things like poems I cannot rythme nothin...lol&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #0000ff&quot;&gt;Me and the two littler ones had a good time at the gathering, Mike was happy we got to come...&lt;/span&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>     
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                <title>Jul 3,  2008 at 07:07 PM : Well I can&#039;t...</title>
                <description>&lt;p&gt;Well I can&#039;t stand spiders either. This morning I was awake in bed with my eyes closed lying on my back. For some weird reason I opened my eyes&amp;nbsp;and suddenly saw this big spider coming down from the ceiling right over me. In an instant I was wide awake! &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Well I can&#039;t stand spiders either. This morning I was awake in bed with my eyes closed lying on my back. For some weird reason I opened my eyes&amp;nbsp;and suddenly saw this big spider coming down from the ceiling right over me. In an instant I was wide awake! &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>     
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                <title>Jul 3,  2008 at 07:07 PM : EWWW poor Job...I...</title>
                <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #0000ff&quot;&gt;EWWW poor Job...I think I would of screamed and&amp;nbsp;ran&amp;nbsp;to find me a shoe!!!&lt;/span&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #0000ff&quot;&gt;Can&#039;t stand snakes either!! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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                <guid>http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Sparks/29521/#c_268796</guid>
                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #0000ff&quot;&gt;EWWW poor Job...I think I would of screamed and&amp;nbsp;ran&amp;nbsp;to find me a shoe!!!&lt;/span&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #0000ff&quot;&gt;Can&#039;t stand snakes either!! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>     
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                <title>Jul 3,  2008 at 07:07 PM : Well, my dear eek,...</title>
                <description>&lt;p&gt;Well, my dear eek, take note of my &lt;i&gt;nom de plum - &lt;/i&gt;Romantic Poet.&amp;nbsp; The Romantics did not give in to such conventions as rhyme and metre. They were freer and more daring. Take this example from Walt Whitman&#039;s &lt;i&gt;Leaves of Grass:&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #008080&quot;&gt;I sing the body Electric&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #008080&quot;&gt;The armies of those I love engirth me, and I engirth them;&lt;/span&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #008080&quot;&gt;They will not let me off till I go with them, respond to them,&lt;/span&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #008080&quot;&gt;And discorrupt them, and charge them full with the charge of the Soul.&lt;/span&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #008080&quot;&gt;Was it doubted that those who corrupt their own bodies conceal themselves?&lt;/span&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #008080&quot;&gt;And if those who defile the living are as bad as they who defile the dead?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #008080&quot;&gt;And if the body does not do as much as the soul?&lt;/span&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #008080&quot;&gt;And if the body were not the soul, what is the soul?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So, again, eek, do not fret so over such mundain things as rhyme. Free your mind and soul and body. If you have nothing original to read, read a favorite poem by another author. I will be happy to guide you.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I too enjoyed the day. A chance to be myself.&lt;/p&gt;
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                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Well, my dear eek, take note of my &lt;i&gt;nom de plum - &lt;/i&gt;Romantic Poet.&amp;nbsp; The Romantics did not give in to such conventions as rhyme and metre. They were freer and more daring. Take this example from Walt Whitman&#039;s &lt;i&gt;Leaves of Grass:&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #008080&quot;&gt;I sing the body Electric&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #008080&quot;&gt;The armies of those I love engirth me, and I engirth them;&lt;/span&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #008080&quot;&gt;They will not let me off till I go with them, respond to them,&lt;/span&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #008080&quot;&gt;And discorrupt them, and charge them full with the charge of the Soul.&lt;/span&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #008080&quot;&gt;Was it doubted that those who corrupt their own bodies conceal themselves?&lt;/span&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #008080&quot;&gt;And if those who defile the living are as bad as they who defile the dead?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #008080&quot;&gt;And if the body does not do as much as the soul?&lt;/span&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #008080&quot;&gt;And if the body were not the soul, what is the soul?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So, again, eek, do not fret so over such mundain things as rhyme. Free your mind and soul and body. If you have nothing original to read, read a favorite poem by another author. I will be happy to guide you.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I too enjoyed the day. A chance to be myself.&lt;/p&gt;
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                <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: small&quot;&gt;Hey Sushi - didn&#039;t Jim Stafford do a song called &lt;i&gt;I Ain&#039;t Sharin&#039; Sharon&lt;/i&gt;?&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description>
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                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: small&quot;&gt;Hey Sushi - didn&#039;t Jim Stafford do a song called &lt;i&gt;I Ain&#039;t Sharin&#039; Sharon&lt;/i&gt;?&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>     
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                <title>Jul 3,  2008 at 07:07 PM : Eeeewww is...</title>
                <description>&lt;p&gt;Eeeewww is right!&amp;nbsp;In my younger days I nearly assfixyated (spelling?), ummm...choked&amp;nbsp;myself to death trying to hairspray to death a very large &amp;quot;attack spider&amp;quot;&amp;nbsp;into submission (spidercide) inside a very small, nearly windowless&amp;nbsp;garage apt.&amp;nbsp;My&amp;nbsp;biggest problem was that later I couldn&#039;t bring myself to dispose of the crumpley-legged, twised,&amp;nbsp;hideous&amp;nbsp;body after the fog had finally lifted.&amp;nbsp;That&#039;s what Tupperware and landlords are for! Now I&#039;m brave enough to wham &#039;em&amp;nbsp;real good&amp;nbsp;with a big shoe if I absolutely have to. My kids think I&#039;m a hero. But the dead bodies still creep me out. Most times&amp;nbsp;I use the central vacuum to suck &#039;em up. I&#039;m glad&amp;nbsp;it&#039;s a really big cannister and my husband empties it because of my cough,cough &amp;quot;terrible allergies.&amp;quot;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Earlier this week I had to shoot at a&amp;nbsp;fairly good size rattler&amp;nbsp;that was repeatedly striking at my dog. I am soooo not a gun person, but I thought he&amp;nbsp;had been bitten and I have small kids to worry about. But&amp;nbsp;the&amp;nbsp;big dumb hound&amp;nbsp;was having a blast playing tag with the rascally rattler.&amp;nbsp;I turned the hose on&amp;nbsp;the dog&amp;nbsp;to get him to leave it alone, and he had a big glob of white milky stuff dripping down under his eye. But he was just fine, no bite,&amp;nbsp;and very revved up.&amp;nbsp;(Doh! Lets play, let&#039;s play some more!)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Eleven rounds and I still missed the evil, slithering, reptilian&amp;nbsp;creature,&amp;nbsp;and by the time I stopped shaking and my ears stopped ringing, I didn&#039;t see where&amp;nbsp;the blasted thing&amp;nbsp;went.&amp;nbsp;Later, I saw a King Snake that&amp;nbsp;looked suspiciously&amp;nbsp;fat, so I think he at least had a nice meal, even though it made me queasy to comtemplate that whole &amp;quot;circle of life&amp;quot; kinda thing.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;Then my doofy dog ended up injuring the King&amp;nbsp;in a rugged game of &amp;quot;shake toss the snakey&amp;quot; before I turned the hose on him again.&amp;nbsp;Makes me thankful to be at the top of the food chain. &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Eeeewww is right!&amp;nbsp;In my younger days I nearly assfixyated (spelling?), ummm...choked&amp;nbsp;myself to death trying to hairspray to death a very large &amp;quot;attack spider&amp;quot;&amp;nbsp;into submission (spidercide) inside a very small, nearly windowless&amp;nbsp;garage apt.&amp;nbsp;My&amp;nbsp;biggest problem was that later I couldn&#039;t bring myself to dispose of the crumpley-legged, twised,&amp;nbsp;hideous&amp;nbsp;body after the fog had finally lifted.&amp;nbsp;That&#039;s what Tupperware and landlords are for! Now I&#039;m brave enough to wham &#039;em&amp;nbsp;real good&amp;nbsp;with a big shoe if I absolutely have to. My kids think I&#039;m a hero. But the dead bodies still creep me out. Most times&amp;nbsp;I use the central vacuum to suck &#039;em up. I&#039;m glad&amp;nbsp;it&#039;s a really big cannister and my husband empties it because of my cough,cough &amp;quot;terrible allergies.&amp;quot;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Earlier this week I had to shoot at a&amp;nbsp;fairly good size rattler&amp;nbsp;that was repeatedly striking at my dog. I am soooo not a gun person, but I thought he&amp;nbsp;had been bitten and I have small kids to worry about. But&amp;nbsp;the&amp;nbsp;big dumb hound&amp;nbsp;was having a blast playing tag with the rascally rattler.&amp;nbsp;I turned the hose on&amp;nbsp;the dog&amp;nbsp;to get him to leave it alone, and he had a big glob of white milky stuff dripping down under his eye. But he was just fine, no bite,&amp;nbsp;and very revved up.&amp;nbsp;(Doh! Lets play, let&#039;s play some more!)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Eleven rounds and I still missed the evil, slithering, reptilian&amp;nbsp;creature,&amp;nbsp;and by the time I stopped shaking and my ears stopped ringing, I didn&#039;t see where&amp;nbsp;the blasted thing&amp;nbsp;went.&amp;nbsp;Later, I saw a King Snake that&amp;nbsp;looked suspiciously&amp;nbsp;fat, so I think he at least had a nice meal, even though it made me queasy to comtemplate that whole &amp;quot;circle of life&amp;quot; kinda thing.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;Then my doofy dog ended up injuring the King&amp;nbsp;in a rugged game of &amp;quot;shake toss the snakey&amp;quot; before I turned the hose on him again.&amp;nbsp;Makes me thankful to be at the top of the food chain. &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>     
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                <title>Jul 3,  2008 at 08:07 PM : Thanks Romanticpoet, I...</title>
                <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #0000ff&quot;&gt;Thanks Romanticpoet, I get what you are saying.. I will work on something over the weekend and&amp;nbsp;show it to&amp;nbsp;you on Monday but only if I finish it... I will&amp;nbsp;give it my best shot, promise..&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #0000ff&quot;&gt;Glad to see you on here it is alot of fun and&amp;nbsp;we are all like family,&amp;nbsp;welcome to the blogger gang...&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #0000ff&quot;&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
                <link>http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Sparks/29521/#c_268815</link>
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                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #0000ff&quot;&gt;Thanks Romanticpoet, I get what you are saying.. I will work on something over the weekend and&amp;nbsp;show it to&amp;nbsp;you on Monday but only if I finish it... I will&amp;nbsp;give it my best shot, promise..&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #0000ff&quot;&gt;Glad to see you on here it is alot of fun and&amp;nbsp;we are all like family,&amp;nbsp;welcome to the blogger gang...&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #0000ff&quot;&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>     
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                <title>Jul 3,  2008 at 08:07 PM : I can&#039;t believe...</title>
                <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: small&quot;&gt;I can&#039;t believe all you murderers! lol...I kill nothing, well that&#039;s not quite true, I had to cornmeal an ant hill that was in the dog run, my Chi is allergic to ant venom. $150.00 later that&#039;s what I found out. These are those &lt;u&gt;&lt;b&gt;huge&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt; &lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #ff0000&quot;&gt;red&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt; ones, I felt bad, but I love my doggie more. I carry spiders&amp;nbsp;outside, I just leave the snakes alone, they usually go on their way. If it&#039;s a BIG one, I call our resident snake guy and he comes and takes them away. Oh, and I swat the occasional pain-in-th-arse fly.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
                <link>http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Sparks/29521/#c_268816</link>
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                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: small&quot;&gt;I can&#039;t believe all you murderers! lol...I kill nothing, well that&#039;s not quite true, I had to cornmeal an ant hill that was in the dog run, my Chi is allergic to ant venom. $150.00 later that&#039;s what I found out. These are those &lt;u&gt;&lt;b&gt;huge&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt; &lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #ff0000&quot;&gt;red&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt; ones, I felt bad, but I love my doggie more. I carry spiders&amp;nbsp;outside, I just leave the snakes alone, they usually go on their way. If it&#039;s a BIG one, I call our resident snake guy and he comes and takes them away. Oh, and I swat the occasional pain-in-th-arse fly.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>     
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                <title>Jul 3,  2008 at 08:07 PM : Wow Sparks,you really...</title>
                <description>&lt;p&gt;Wow Sparks,you really gave him the 20, U so Crazy, no wonder I didn&#039;t understand. If we have a pic nic gube will be the monkey in the tree. Oh, Joty,I love ding dongs, i even have an old shirt that says it,not too appropriate to where , though. The bag pipe band is marching in front of my house. Yeah, I love Tehachapi!!!&lt;/p&gt;</description>
                <link>http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Sparks/29521/#c_268821</link>
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                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Wow Sparks,you really gave him the 20, U so Crazy, no wonder I didn&#039;t understand. If we have a pic nic gube will be the monkey in the tree. Oh, Joty,I love ding dongs, i even have an old shirt that says it,not too appropriate to where , though. The bag pipe band is marching in front of my house. Yeah, I love Tehachapi!!!&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>     
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                <title>Jul 3,  2008 at 08:07 PM : If it makes you feel...</title>
                <description>&lt;p&gt;If it makes you feel any better Joty, I always feel really bad about smashing the&amp;nbsp;revolting little 8-legged critters.&amp;nbsp;When I was little, my mom&#039;s&amp;nbsp;#2 husband (3rd time&#039;s a charm) used to torment me by scratching&amp;nbsp;outside my bedroom window&amp;nbsp;after making me&amp;nbsp;watch&amp;nbsp;the Fright Night movies with&amp;nbsp;giant spider and ants&amp;nbsp;destroying the world.&amp;nbsp;There&#039;s just not a big enough can of BugwhoopA$$&amp;nbsp;marked today,&amp;nbsp;IMO.&amp;nbsp;As for feeling bad about killing&amp;nbsp;snakes...not so much. Like I said, I&#039;ve got little ones to worry about and the evil slithery ones always&amp;nbsp;seem to show up&amp;nbsp;right&amp;nbsp;in our&amp;nbsp;highest traffic areas, just after I&#039;ve spent hours squatting in that particular area planting my pretty flowers.&amp;nbsp;It&#039;s survival of the&amp;nbsp;biggest baby. Or at least the species with&amp;nbsp;opposable thumbs and access to the appropriate weaponry. Other&amp;nbsp;than that, I&#039;m basically a &amp;quot;live and&amp;nbsp;let live&amp;quot; kinda gal. So if&amp;nbsp;someone&#039;s into&amp;nbsp;&amp;quot;Sharin&#039; Sharon&amp;quot; - or&amp;nbsp;NOT - whatever&amp;nbsp;floats your boat is OK by&amp;nbsp;me, but I might decide to stay ashore, or maybe just watch from the nekkid beach...( Still LMAO...Tee hee...Gube rhymes with Boob! &amp;nbsp;; )&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;If it makes you feel any better Joty, I always feel really bad about smashing the&amp;nbsp;revolting little 8-legged critters.&amp;nbsp;When I was little, my mom&#039;s&amp;nbsp;#2 husband (3rd time&#039;s a charm) used to torment me by scratching&amp;nbsp;outside my bedroom window&amp;nbsp;after making me&amp;nbsp;watch&amp;nbsp;the Fright Night movies with&amp;nbsp;giant spider and ants&amp;nbsp;destroying the world.&amp;nbsp;There&#039;s just not a big enough can of BugwhoopA$$&amp;nbsp;marked today,&amp;nbsp;IMO.&amp;nbsp;As for feeling bad about killing&amp;nbsp;snakes...not so much. Like I said, I&#039;ve got little ones to worry about and the evil slithery ones always&amp;nbsp;seem to show up&amp;nbsp;right&amp;nbsp;in our&amp;nbsp;highest traffic areas, just after I&#039;ve spent hours squatting in that particular area planting my pretty flowers.&amp;nbsp;It&#039;s survival of the&amp;nbsp;biggest baby. Or at least the species with&amp;nbsp;opposable thumbs and access to the appropriate weaponry. Other&amp;nbsp;than that, I&#039;m basically a &amp;quot;live and&amp;nbsp;let live&amp;quot; kinda gal. So if&amp;nbsp;someone&#039;s into&amp;nbsp;&amp;quot;Sharin&#039; Sharon&amp;quot; - or&amp;nbsp;NOT - whatever&amp;nbsp;floats your boat is OK by&amp;nbsp;me, but I might decide to stay ashore, or maybe just watch from the nekkid beach...( Still LMAO...Tee hee...Gube rhymes with Boob! &amp;nbsp;; )&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>     
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                <title>Jul 4,  2008 at 06:07 AM : OK eek, I will hold...</title>
                <description>&lt;p&gt;OK eek, I will hold you 2 it. Hope you guys have a great 4th. As for me and mine, Pancakes in the morning, a walk around the lake, hot air balloons, then fireworks in Bakersfield later this evening,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The 4th of July is one of my favorite commemorative days. I get all Patriotic inside. I am not the cold rock your used to seeing - lol&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Don&#039;t forget to join us Hippies at Hillybeans next Wednesday for Open Mic night - starts at 7:00 - I will be there - I may even read if I can get the mic from Holly!!! ROTFLMFAO!!! We like to get there a little early, congregate,&amp;nbsp;eat to support Hillary and thank her and Cameron for the venue. And kick back and enjoy the music and poetry.&lt;/p&gt;
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                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;OK eek, I will hold you 2 it. Hope you guys have a great 4th. As for me and mine, Pancakes in the morning, a walk around the lake, hot air balloons, then fireworks in Bakersfield later this evening,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The 4th of July is one of my favorite commemorative days. I get all Patriotic inside. I am not the cold rock your used to seeing - lol&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Don&#039;t forget to join us Hippies at Hillybeans next Wednesday for Open Mic night - starts at 7:00 - I will be there - I may even read if I can get the mic from Holly!!! ROTFLMFAO!!! We like to get there a little early, congregate,&amp;nbsp;eat to support Hillary and thank her and Cameron for the venue. And kick back and enjoy the music and poetry.&lt;/p&gt;
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                <title>Jul 4,  2008 at 06:07 AM : OMG Sushi, Doctor...</title>
                <description>&lt;p&gt;OMG Sushi, Doctor Demento.....wow what a flashback!!!  I remember hiding under the blankets with my brother listening to him on one of those little hand radios.  We were suppose to be asleep.  There were a couple of times my mom or dad would come up and always knew something was up ( we were pretend we were sleeping).  I always thought they had some magically way of knowing we were up to something.  I laugh now because there is no way my bro and I would sleep in the same bed unless we were up to something.  Oh how kids think their parents are so dumb..lol.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
                <link>http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Sparks/29521/#c_268940</link>
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                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;OMG Sushi, Doctor Demento.....wow what a flashback!!!  I remember hiding under the blankets with my brother listening to him on one of those little hand radios.  We were suppose to be asleep.  There were a couple of times my mom or dad would come up and always knew something was up ( we were pretend we were sleeping).  I always thought they had some magically way of knowing we were up to something.  I laugh now because there is no way my bro and I would sleep in the same bed unless we were up to something.  Oh how kids think their parents are so dumb..lol.&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>     
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                <title>Jul 4,  2008 at 06:07 AM : Countygirl,  Well,...</title>
                <description>&lt;p&gt;Countygirl,  Well, yeah I gave the cop a twenty by accident...   If I wanted to bribe him, I think I would have had to give him a lot more than a 20 dollar bill.  Not to mention bribing a police officer is illegal and I never do ANYTHING illegal on purpose. lol&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I didn&#039;t mean to speed either, I always go 65 on that road, I didn&#039;t know the speed limit, figured it to be around 60 mph.   I had way too much sugar and caffiene at Hilly&#039;s, and I was nervous.  It was just me being STUPID...&#039; kind of like the twinkie defense.  lol  &lt;/p&gt;</description>
                <link>http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Sparks/29521/#c_268943</link>
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                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Countygirl,  Well, yeah I gave the cop a twenty by accident...   If I wanted to bribe him, I think I would have had to give him a lot more than a 20 dollar bill.  Not to mention bribing a police officer is illegal and I never do ANYTHING illegal on purpose. lol&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I didn&#039;t mean to speed either, I always go 65 on that road, I didn&#039;t know the speed limit, figured it to be around 60 mph.   I had way too much sugar and caffiene at Hilly&#039;s, and I was nervous.  It was just me being STUPID...&#039; kind of like the twinkie defense.  lol  &lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>     
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                <title>Jul 4,  2008 at 09:07 AM : I tried to use the...</title>
                <description>&lt;p&gt;I tried to use the &lt;span style=&quot;color: #993300&quot;&gt;&lt;i&gt;Brownie Defense&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;i&gt; &lt;/i&gt;the other night. Unfortunately, the brownies were made by a &amp;quot;special&amp;quot; recipe so I ended up hanging myself. Good to make friends with the police in this town LOL!!! I hate sharing.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Too much caffeine? I don&#039;t even know what that means!!!&lt;/p&gt;</description>
                <link>http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Sparks/29521/#c_268983</link>
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                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;I tried to use the &lt;span style=&quot;color: #993300&quot;&gt;&lt;i&gt;Brownie Defense&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;i&gt; &lt;/i&gt;the other night. Unfortunately, the brownies were made by a &amp;quot;special&amp;quot; recipe so I ended up hanging myself. Good to make friends with the police in this town LOL!!! I hate sharing.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Too much caffeine? I don&#039;t even know what that means!!!&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>     
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                <title>Jul 4,  2008 at 12:07 PM : RomanticPoet&amp;nbsp;...</title>
                <description>&lt;p&gt;RomanticPoet&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Did we meet at Hilly Beans?&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;I know who Randy is. &amp;nbsp;Who is the guy that is leaving for El Paso, he is adorable.&amp;nbsp; I bet you are all going to miss him.&amp;nbsp; Yep, Holly loves to hang onto the mic, it&#039;s nice to know she loves her job.. lol&amp;nbsp; I stopped at Hilly&#039;s this morning to buy one of those Earth clay dyed t-shirts&amp;nbsp;and grab a cup of coffee.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; I just love that place.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
                <link>http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Sparks/29521/#c_269069</link>
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                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;RomanticPoet&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Did we meet at Hilly Beans?&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;I know who Randy is. &amp;nbsp;Who is the guy that is leaving for El Paso, he is adorable.&amp;nbsp; I bet you are all going to miss him.&amp;nbsp; Yep, Holly loves to hang onto the mic, it&#039;s nice to know she loves her job.. lol&amp;nbsp; I stopped at Hilly&#039;s this morning to buy one of those Earth clay dyed t-shirts&amp;nbsp;and grab a cup of coffee.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; I just love that place.&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>     
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                <title>Jul 4,  2008 at 02:07 PM : That was Donald. He...</title>
                <description>&lt;p&gt;That was Donald. He has been a Doctor here in Tehachapi for some time. He has taken a career move and is headed to El Paso on the 12th. We didn&#039;t meet at Hillybeans the other night. I was sorta jammed in behind the &amp;quot;Donald&amp;quot; table by the &amp;quot;Erotic Poet&amp;quot; table - I was the guy in the Iron Maiden shirt. I will be there this Wednesday tho - cya there? The shirts at Hilly&#039;s are great!&lt;/p&gt;</description>
                <link>http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Sparks/29521/#c_269103</link>
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                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;That was Donald. He has been a Doctor here in Tehachapi for some time. He has taken a career move and is headed to El Paso on the 12th. We didn&#039;t meet at Hillybeans the other night. I was sorta jammed in behind the &amp;quot;Donald&amp;quot; table by the &amp;quot;Erotic Poet&amp;quot; table - I was the guy in the Iron Maiden shirt. I will be there this Wednesday tho - cya there? The shirts at Hilly&#039;s are great!&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>     
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                <title>Jul 4,  2008 at 02:07 PM : Sparks, I know who...</title>
                <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #0000ff&quot;&gt;Sparks, I know who Romantic Poet is, he is a really nice guy and he works at a job that most people probally could not handle. He is a wonderful person in my opinion, but note it&#039;s my opinion....lol &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #0000ff&quot;&gt;I mentioned to him why I was there on Weds. and that we were all bloggers and I guess he thought he would join the family&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description>
                <link>http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Sparks/29521/#c_269112</link>
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                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #0000ff&quot;&gt;Sparks, I know who Romantic Poet is, he is a really nice guy and he works at a job that most people probally could not handle. He is a wonderful person in my opinion, but note it&#039;s my opinion....lol &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #0000ff&quot;&gt;I mentioned to him why I was there on Weds. and that we were all bloggers and I guess he thought he would join the family&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>     
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                <title>Jul 4,  2008 at 10:07 PM : Well, I did it...</title>
                <description>&lt;p&gt;Well, I did it again.&amp;nbsp; Went to Mama HillyBeans at 7:30, ate dinner and read the paper till the fireworks started.&amp;nbsp; Gosh, 3 nights in a row I went out!&amp;nbsp; Mama&#039;s seems like an OK place to go--I&#039;m not much of a drinker and bars are not for me, esp by myself.&amp;nbsp; Think I&#039;ll go on Weds if I can get off work.&amp;nbsp; The kids will be shocked when they get home!&lt;/p&gt;
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                <link>http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Sparks/29521/#c_269258</link>
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                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Well, I did it again.&amp;nbsp; Went to Mama HillyBeans at 7:30, ate dinner and read the paper till the fireworks started.&amp;nbsp; Gosh, 3 nights in a row I went out!&amp;nbsp; Mama&#039;s seems like an OK place to go--I&#039;m not much of a drinker and bars are not for me, esp by myself.&amp;nbsp; Think I&#039;ll go on Weds if I can get off work.&amp;nbsp; The kids will be shocked when they get home!&lt;/p&gt;
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                <title>Jul 5,  2008 at 11:07 AM : Romantic... Yep, I...</title>
                <description>&lt;p&gt;Romantic... Yep, I will be there this Wednesday...  don&#039;t be shy, come up and introduce yourself.    Erotic Poet table?   You will have to send me some of your poetry so that I can read it.    I think Awsmom said she was going to be at Hilly&#039;s on Wednesday as well..   Hilly&#039;s grew on me quick, I go there during the day to play on my puter now and again.  I in visioned Wednesdays as loud karaoke night,  It was as pleasant surprise to find it was open mic night for poets and musicians...very cool. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description>
                <link>http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Sparks/29521/#c_269371</link>
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                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Romantic... Yep, I will be there this Wednesday...  don&#039;t be shy, come up and introduce yourself.    Erotic Poet table?   You will have to send me some of your poetry so that I can read it.    I think Awsmom said she was going to be at Hilly&#039;s on Wednesday as well..   Hilly&#039;s grew on me quick, I go there during the day to play on my puter now and again.  I in visioned Wednesdays as loud karaoke night,  It was as pleasant surprise to find it was open mic night for poets and musicians...very cool. &lt;/p&gt;
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                <title>Jul 5,  2008 at 01:07 PM : Me shy? That&#039;s...</title>
                <description>&lt;p&gt;Me shy? That&#039;s rich... LOL I like to view Open Mic Night as sort of a Performance Piece so I try to be respectful and not talk. I was more &amp;quot;boxed in&amp;quot; last Wednesday. I may bring a few pieces in to read. A lot of my stuff of late has taken on an angry tone sort of a &amp;quot;One step closer to&amp;nbsp;the edge&amp;quot; tone. I dont want to come across as angry to the masses. I have a lot of stuff, tho.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Thanx for the kind words, eek. You yourself have taken on quite a load.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
                <link>http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Sparks/29521/#c_269420</link>
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                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Me shy? That&#039;s rich... LOL I like to view Open Mic Night as sort of a Performance Piece so I try to be respectful and not talk. I was more &amp;quot;boxed in&amp;quot; last Wednesday. I may bring a few pieces in to read. A lot of my stuff of late has taken on an angry tone sort of a &amp;quot;One step closer to&amp;nbsp;the edge&amp;quot; tone. I dont want to come across as angry to the masses. I have a lot of stuff, tho.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Thanx for the kind words, eek. You yourself have taken on quite a load.&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>     
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                <title>Jul 5,  2008 at 02:07 PM : Ya think Romantic...</title>
                <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #0000ff&quot;&gt;Ya think Romantic poet? LOL just kidding...&amp;nbsp;I don&#039;t know how I do it, and at one point I thought I had to it by myself and that scared the living daylites out of me, because I don&#039;t think I could of done this all alone. But I have changed myself with what happened and I have changed alot with what I do with the kid&#039;s and I no longer feel that I cannot do it myself, I know I can... I have had alot to deal with the past 10 months, more than most people have to deal with in a lifetime but I am STRONG and getting through it all one day at a time.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
                <link>http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Sparks/29521/#c_269437</link>
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                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #0000ff&quot;&gt;Ya think Romantic poet? LOL just kidding...&amp;nbsp;I don&#039;t know how I do it, and at one point I thought I had to it by myself and that scared the living daylites out of me, because I don&#039;t think I could of done this all alone. But I have changed myself with what happened and I have changed alot with what I do with the kid&#039;s and I no longer feel that I cannot do it myself, I know I can... I have had alot to deal with the past 10 months, more than most people have to deal with in a lifetime but I am STRONG and getting through it all one day at a time.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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                <title>Jul 6,  2008 at 06:07 AM : Remember that you...</title>
                <description>&lt;p&gt;Remember that you don&#039;t have to get through it alone. You have friends and there are some great support groups through NAMI even here in town. We will talk more.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;RP.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
                <link>http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Sparks/29521/#c_269628</link>
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                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Remember that you don&#039;t have to get through it alone. You have friends and there are some great support groups through NAMI even here in town. We will talk more.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;RP.&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>     
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                <title>Jul 7,  2008 at 05:07 PM : Oh man, sounds like I...</title>
                <description>&lt;p&gt;Oh man, sounds like I missed a good time while I was out of town.  I&#039;d love to make the next one, especially if it&#039;s at Mama Hillybeans.  It&#039;s one of the few place I can bring my rambuctious toddler without getting sneered at, and having moved here from SF, it feels like &quot;home.&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
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                <link>http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Sparks/29521/#c_270183</link>
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                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Oh man, sounds like I missed a good time while I was out of town.  I&#039;d love to make the next one, especially if it&#039;s at Mama Hillybeans.  It&#039;s one of the few place I can bring my rambuctious toddler without getting sneered at, and having moved here from SF, it feels like &quot;home.&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
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                <title>Jul 7,  2008 at 09:07 PM : Why wait for a special...</title>
                <description>&lt;p&gt;Why wait for a special night? Mama Hillybeans hosts Open Mic Night every Wednesday night at 7:00 PM.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;RP&lt;/p&gt;</description>
                <link>http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Sparks/29521/#c_270277</link>
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                <itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Why wait for a special night? Mama Hillybeans hosts Open Mic Night every Wednesday night at 7:00 PM.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;RP&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary>     
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