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Dear Tech Support....

Im At a Wendys using thier WiFi

a friend sent me this thought you might enjoy

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as;
- Romance 9.5 and
- Personal Attention 6.5,
And then installed undesirable programs such as
- NBA 5.0,
- NFL 3.0 and
- Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate.

************ ********* ********* **

DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind,
· Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
· Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command:
ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download
Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the
Guilt 3.0 updates.
· NOTE: If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, over use of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Warning:
- Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
- Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
- In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend:
- Cooking 3.0 and
- Hot Lingerie 7.7
Good Luck!
Tech Support

Wal-Mart????

So i bought the newest DesertNews newspaper (it covers Mojave, cal city, boron, Rosamond) and there was an interesting editorial in there. It was about the possibility of a walmart coming to Cal-City or Mojave, they said that there were rumors of electing certain city officials would deter the operation and prevent Walmart from building in the area. So they continued to say that all officials want walmart to come and would relieve the commute to Bakersfield or Lancaster for all the people in those areas.

BUT at the end of the article it said that the officials were more willing to accept WalMart then those people up in Tehachapi.

So does that mean that there are people up here in Tehachapi that don't want it to come?? If he said this then there mustve been some kinda preconceived notion that there is an anti walmart stance in the City Officials. Now i know that there is research to be done before a big box company is built, but the walmart rumor has been around for a long time and i thing Home Depot went up faster with less rumor time :P

I don't know i could be crazy.

BUT i just read in the Ridgecrest Paper that Walmart just submitted for a SuperCenter in Tehachapi

http://www.ridgecrestca.com/news/business/x1780972736/Hopes-fade-for-2009-Wal-Mart-Supercenter-opening

Going on a short road trip!!!!

Im leaving on saturday morning, and im gonna drive for the distance of 1 tank of gas, which is roughly 450-500 miles. I love driving to new places and seeing the strange, popular and familiar. And since its supose to be gloomy weather this weekend why not escape.

Anyone have an idea where to go, im up for anything and im gonna spend the night there and take in the local faire. Packed with my camera and laptop, sooo north east south west????

Something to make you laugh or go WTF!!!!

Hi-5: The Hottest Muppets

As young men we were constantly bombarded by images of beautiful, fictional women on TV and in movies. But what about the hand-operated ones? Muppets: a taboo subject to be sure. What if it was socially acceptable to take a felt-covered female in loving embrace? These would be the top 5 choices.

The Mahna Mahna Girls

While lacking the physical beauty of other female Muppets, the Mahna Mahna Girls have something special about them.

Maybe it’s their singing or their perfectly choreographed moves. Possibly even their slutty eye make-up, but there is definitely a certain feature about these otherworldly creatures that attracts beyond the implications of rationality. The answer is probably right in front of me, but I can’t quite figure out what is so sexy about these ladies.

Red Fraggle

Red Fraggle is the jailbait of the bunch. Like the “Hit Me Baby, One More Time” Britney Spears of the Muppet world, Red likes to flaunt her stuff in a short skirt and pigtails.

Most likely a meth addict and raver, this Fraggle will try anything once -- as long as it keeps the party going.

Janice

This chick rocks, literally. The lead guitarist for the Muppet band “Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem”, Janice is all about the rock star lifestyle.

Most likely under the influence of many psychotropic drugs and probably reeking of patchouli oil, she is still all about Free Love. Getting some backstage action with Janice is as easy as sharing a needle with Animal.

Camilla the Chicken

Either Gonzo the Great knows something we don’t about this party fowl or he’s just a chicken f*cker. Camilla the Chicken is an enigma wrapped in a riddle, shrouded by mysterious sex appeal. Whatever she has beneath those feathers will probably always remain a secret, because it’s a known fact that she is simply a cock tease.

Miss Piggy

It’s been thought that Miss Piggy is only about the green, usually compared to the white chick that only dates black guys. But the truth is, Piggy is a star fucker and a gold digger.

She will loan out those pork tenderloins for anyone with the green-backs. With that in mind, it is conceivable that for the right amount of money, you too can have yourself a night in hog heaven.

thanks to http://www.doubleviking.com/hi-5-the-hottest-muppets-9618-p.html

HAHA i laughed when i saw this........

Designed by artist Francesca Lanzavecchia, NightMates are "soft anthropomorphic pillows and warming lamps" that are supposed to keep you company (and comfy) at night. They come in different sizes, depending on how much anthropomorphic love you need, but you might wanna stick with the smaller ones that are more like Glo-Worms—the full sized ones are more than a little creepy, like something that slithered off the cover of one of my roommate's NSFW manga collection to do wrong things to you while you sleep.

McSame??? more like McChange

Mccains motto was change, he did not mention Bush, he mentioned Lady bush more than him.

Noteable Quotes

"That's how I will govern as president," he said. "I will reach out my hand to anyone to help me get this country moving again. I have that record and the scars to prove it. Sen. Obama does not."

"I found just the right partner to help me shake up Washington, D.C.," he said, adding that he "can't wait" to introduce her to Washington. "And let me offer an advance warning to the old big spending, do nothing, me first, country second Washington crowd," McCain said. "Change is coming."

My fellow Americans, when I'm president, we're going to embark on the most ambitious national project in decades. We are going to stop sending $700 billion a year to countries that don't like us very much. We will attack the problem on every front. We will produce more energy at home. We will drill new wells offshore, and we'll drill them now. We will build more nuclear power plants. We will develop clean coal technology. We will increase the use of wind, tide, solar and natural gas. We will encourage the development and use of flex-fuel, hybrid and electric automobiles.

pros and cons????

Palin is a tough cookie

Defending her record as a “chief executive” in Alaska, she teased Obama for describing himself as a “community organizer” before joining the Illinois senate and warned, “The American presidency is not supposed to be a journey of personal discovery.”

“I had the privilege of living most of my life in a small town,” she said. “Before I became governor of the great state of Alaska, I was mayor of my hometown. And since our opponents in this presidential election seem to look down on that experience, let me explain to them what the job involves. I guess, I guess a small-town mayor is sort of like a community organizer, except that you have actual responsibilities.”

Some of her Quotes

"The fact that drilling won't solve every problem is no excuse to do nothing at all,"

"While I was at it, I got rid of a few things in the governor's office that I didn't believe our citizens
should have to pay for.
That luxury jet was over the top. I put it on eBay.
I also drive myself to work.
And I thought we could muddle through without the governor's personal chef - although I've got to
admit that sometimes my kids sure miss her. I came to office promising to control spending - by
request if possible and by veto if necessary."

Great speech and a classic move by her youngest daughter to put her brothers hair down by spit :)

Hockey Moms Unite :P

cmon pros and cons you know you wanna say them......

Family Guy for Alien rights

hehehe i saw this and thought i should show this to Gube hehehehe

http://www.hulu.com/watch/2711/family-guy-padre-de-familia#x-0,vepisode,1

Peter starts an anti-immigration group after being caught up in the pro-American sentiment at a Veterans Day parade, but later learns that he was born in Mexico.

Even Pop culture is falling to saving the immigrants

Soo state workers are working minimum wage today?

my mom got a memo saying that they will be working at minimum wage starting aug 1st but if the budget is signed then on payday at the end of the month is reverted back to the regular wages.

OMG goto the Wine and Cheese Cellar

This place is amazing, we talk about it now goooooo

THE CELLAR SUMMER HOURS

TUE, WED, THU 12pm - 8pm

FRI, SAT 12pm - 10pm

SUN 12pm - 6pm

Closed Mondays

No one under 21 admitted

661.822.6300

http://www.wineandcheesecellar.com