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Fun Stuff and Pickle Soup - Yasobich's Blog - Tehachapi News http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Yasobich Just the random things in life Just the random things in life en-us HAHA i laughed when i saw this........ http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Yasobich/33100 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Yasobich/33100 <p><img src="http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/images/gizmodo/2008/09/lightmate.jpg" alt="" /></p> <p>Designed by artist Francesca Lanzavecchia, NightMates are "soft anthropomorphic pillows and warming lamps" that are supposed to keep you company (and comfy) at night. They come in different sizes, depending on how much anthropomorphic love you need, but you might wanna stick with the smaller ones that are more like Glo-Worms—the full sized ones are more than a little creepy, like something that slithered off the cover of one of my roommate's NSFW manga collection to do wrong things to you while you sleep.</p> McSame??? more like McChange http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Yasobich/33070 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Yasobich/33070 <p><img src="http://bridalbird.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/mccain.jpg" style="width: 282px; height: 356px;" alt="" /></p> <p>Mccains motto was change, he did not mention Bush, he mentioned Lady bush more than him. </p> <p><strong><u>Noteable Quotes</u></strong></p> <p>"That's how I will govern as president," he said. "I will reach out my hand to anyone to help me get this country moving again. I have that record and the scars to prove it. Sen. Obama does not."</p> <p>"I found just the right partner to help me shake up Washington, D.C.," he said, adding that he "can't wait" to introduce her to Washington. "And let me offer an advance warning to the old big spending, do nothing, me first, country second Washington crowd," McCain said. "Change is coming."</p> <p>My fellow Americans, when I'm president, we're going to embark on the most ambitious national project in decades. We are going to stop sending $700 billion a year to countries that don't like us very much. We will attack the problem on every front. We will produce more energy at home. We will drill new wells offshore, and we'll drill them now. We will build more nuclear power plants. We will develop clean coal technology. We will increase the use of wind, tide, solar and natural gas. We will encourage the development and use of flex-fuel, hybrid and electric automobiles.</p> <p> </p> <p>pros and cons????</p> Palin is a tough cookie http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Yasobich/33001 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Yasobich/33001 <p><img src="http://features.csmonitor.com/politics/wp-content/assets/19/221/picture1.jpg" alt="" /></p> <p>Defending her record as a “chief executive” in Alaska, she teased Obama for describing himself as a “community organizer” before joining the Illinois senate and warned, “The American presidency is not supposed to be a journey of personal discovery.”</p> <p>“I had the privilege of living most of my life in a small town,” she said. “Before I became governor of the great state of Alaska, I was mayor of my hometown. And since our opponents in this presidential election seem to look down on that experience, let me explain to them what the job involves. I guess, I guess a small-town mayor is sort of like a community organizer, except that you have actual responsibilities.”</p> <p><strong><u>Some of her Quotes</u></strong></p> <p><span style="color: rgb(128, 0, 0);">"The fact that drilling won't solve every problem is no excuse to do nothing at all,"</span></p> <p><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 128);">"While I was at it, I got rid of a few things in the governor's office that I didn't believe our citizens<br /> should have to pay for.<br /> That luxury jet was over the top. I put it on eBay.<br /> I also drive myself to work.<br /> And I thought we could muddle through without the governor's personal chef - although I've got to<br /> admit that sometimes my kids sure miss her. I came to office promising to control spending - by<br /> request if possible and by veto if necessary."</span></p> <p> </p> <p>Great speech and a classic move by her youngest daughter to put her brothers hair down by spit :)</p> <p>Hockey Moms Unite :P</p> <p> </p> <p>cmon pros and cons you know you wanna say them......</p> Family Guy for Alien rights http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Yasobich/31857 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Yasobich/31857 <p>hehehe i saw this and thought i should show this to Gube hehehehe</p> <p>http://www.hulu.com/watch/2711/family-guy-padre-de-familia#x-0,vepisode,1</p> <p><em>Peter starts an anti-immigration group after being caught up in the pro-American sentiment at a Veterans Day parade, but later learns that he was born in Mexico.</em></p> <p>Even Pop culture is falling to saving the immigrants</p> Soo state workers are working minimum wage today? http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Yasobich/31159 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Yasobich/31159 <p>my mom got a memo saying that they will be working at minimum wage starting aug 1st but if the budget is signed then on payday at the end of the month is reverted back to the regular wages.</p> OMG goto the Wine and Cheese Cellar http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Yasobich/31023 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Yasobich/31023 <p>This place is amazing, we talk about it now goooooo</p> <p class="HOURS"><span style="color: rgb(128, 0, 0);">THE CELLAR <span class="HOURSred">SUMMER</span> HOURS</span></p> <p class="HOURS"><span style="color: rgb(128, 0, 0);">TUE, WED, THU  12pm - 8pm</span></p> <p class="HOURS"><span style="color: rgb(128, 0, 0);">FRI, SAT  12pm - 10pm</span></p> <p class="HOURS"><span style="color: rgb(128, 0, 0);">SUN  12pm - 6pm</span></p> <p class="HOURSsmall"><span style="color: rgb(128, 0, 0);">Closed Mondays</span></p> <p class="HOURSsmall"><span style="color: rgb(128, 0, 0);">No one under 21 admitted</span></p> <p class="HOURS"><span style="color: rgb(128, 0, 0);">661.822.6300</span></p> <p class="HOURS"> </p> <p class="HOURS"><span style="color: rgb(128, 0, 0);">http://www.wineandcheesecellar.com</span></p>

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winestuff.jpg Yasobich Watch Dr Horribles Sing-Along-Blog http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Yasobich/31018 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Yasobich/31018 <p>this has to be the most entertaining piece of film that i have seen in a long time,  Joss whedon of buffy creator fame came up with this film while the writers were on strike and was released on the internet only this past week in 3 parts, here is a trailer for it but the full film is 45 mins long and quite good.</p> <p>Nothing like a super-hero musical </p> <p>heres a link for the full film</p> <p><span style="color: rgb(128, 0, 0);">http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=39532032</span></p> <p> </p> <p>heres the home page</p> <p><span style="color: rgb(128, 0, 0);">http://drhorrible.com/</span></p> <p> </p> <p>watch it now before they release it to dvd and or theaters, its becoming a cult hit already thru the internet</p> Im not a religious person, but reading this scares me http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Yasobich/30569 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Yasobich/30569 <p>i found this on some sort of pro religious site and i wonder to myself if this kinda stuff is pushed upon youths to sway how god has his hand in EVERYTHING.</p> <p> </p> <p><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 128);"> A group of people were standing at the Pearly Gates® and together <br /> asked St. Peter why the Lord sought to bring them to heaven so early. Surely <br /> there piousness and commitments to faith would have garnered them a few more precious moments on Earth. <br /> <br /> St. Peter hesitated for a moment and then felt His presence. <br /> The Lord said to St. Peter, let me explain this one. <br /> <br /> The Lord Turned to the crowd and said softly: <br /> <br /> Remember how I taught you that ALL THINGS come from <br /> me, that there is nothing in heaven or on Earth that does not come from <br /> my hand ? <br /> <br /> You asked for relief from suffering and disease and affliction. <br /> I sent intelligence to chosen men of science to explore and discover the <br /> wonders of umbilical cord cells to save all of humanity. <br /> Instead, you all were led astray by misguided words of those who did not <br /> understand my love for you. <br /> You willingly followed a path of failure, to no fruitful end. <br /> <br /> You prayed for peace on Earth. I wanted this too. So I bestowed upon those <br /> in the right position more knowledge to use the Earth’s resources to benefit <br /> all of humankind. You willingly used this knowledge to build machines of war and <br /> destruction instead of machines of peace equity and fairness. Instead of <br /> tractors to farm, tanks to destroy. <br /> <br /> When energy and fresh water were in peril I granted the gift of desalination and <br /> renewable energy. You denied them to all in the name of prosperity for a few. <br /> <br /> And the greatest tragedy is that all the gifts I gave you to save yourselves <br /> were only promoted and shared if the promise of Profit presented itself, <br /> Not one single endeavor was ever shared with your brothers and sisters on planet <br /> Earth unless material gain was granted those responsible in equal or greater measure. <br /> And you willingly promoted those same persons to rule over you. <br /> <br /> You asked for help repeatedly, and each time I answered your call only <br /> to hear you say – NO, we will wait for the Lord to save us !!!. <br /> <br /> I tried to.</span></p> <table> <tbody> <tr>     </tr> </tbody> </table> My friend is an Escort, true story. http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Yasobich/30162 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Yasobich/30162 <a href="http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l290/yasobich3/51Z0V7SBMNL_SL500_AA240_-1.jpg"><img src="http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l290/yasobich3/51Z0V7SBMNL_SL500_AA240_-1.jpg" alt="" /></a> <p> </p> <p>Ive been playing World of Warcraft for a couple years now and in my adventures of online virtual social interaction i met this very interesting person. we were in the same guild and she was very open to her opinions and loved to play the game . this was about a year ago, as our friendship grew we started to indulge in personal information such as who and where we live and what our life stories consists of. We soon began a close friendship of sorts but only thru this virtual land. One day i asked her what she did for a living outside warcraft and she proceeded to tell me something that i was shocked to hear. She began to tell me she was a manager at victoria secrets, but this was her second job. In my head many thoughts ran thru, among those was picturing that most employees that work at that establishment are the stuck up college girls that are model like. Again this is a stereotype perceived by most. Then she told me her main occupation, she was a professional escort. HUH??? WHAT???? NAW????  i didnt believe her at first but then we started to talk about it, yes the thought ran through my mind as to WOW what if i could...... but the curiousity of that profession made me ask qustions. First of all i had to ask for proof and on her professional website she posted a pic with my name written across her back. whoa.... so maybe this is true. As time went on she told me many stories of the clients she was with and the adventures she had. not to mention the 21st birthday party they threw for her. She roughly makes around $500 an hour and only works 2 to 3 days a week. but what mostly intriged me the most is i asked her how do you handle the pressure of real life looking down on this work?  She hides it well, she lives with her boyfriend  and dries a really nice car. Most of the time she is online slaying dragons and such with her boyfriend or off buying other accounts in exchange for services. She loves what she is doing and uses the money to build shelters for animals and attend college. In my travels accross the usa this pass 6 months, i met her in person. She is very pretty and incredibly smart, but i always ask myself is morals and values even an issue when it comes to making money this way if your happy doing it? She even offered to buy me a laptop so i can play warcraft with her while i travel. Even to this day we are close friends and she opens up to me about her close calls with the police and the many people she has been with, but most of all she enjoys playing online games and donates alot of her money to animal shelters. And i know some of you might be thinking did you sleep with her? OF course i did, someone with that much expirence must know a great deal on how to please people.<br /> <br /> That being said <br /> <br /> goodnight<br /> <br /> sigh......</p> The US Constitution Coloring Book with a twist http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Yasobich/17305 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/Yasobich/17305 <p>Though short, the US constitution lacks the boy wizards, albino monks and household tips most Americans chose to read about. Until now. <a href="http://www.myspace.com/usconstitutionerotic">Donny Miller</a>, author of <em>The US Constitution Erotic Coloring Book</em> puts it this way:</p> <blockquote> <p> This book celebrates The US Constitution.<br /> Why I made this book. Not many people, I’ve found, are very familiar with the U.S. Constitution. Which is to say many people are not entirely conscious of their rights. I began asking people if they had read the Constitution. Many had not in years, if at all. The number of people who owned it – far less. I believe the Constitution is something every U.S. citizen or anyone interested in better understanding the government of the United States should own and be well versed in, after all, the words of the Constitution and the principles written therein make up the very foundation by which the United States was built upon. But how to get people to take interest in and read these rights? Aside from provocative imagery and once you’ve digested the primal aspect of the images, the focus then becomes the Constitution… – Donny</p> </blockquote> <p>I want this come ChristmaQuanzaChanuku.</p> <p><br /> </p>

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