http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787 I took this picture a couple of weeks ago. I was wondering is this husband abuse. ALL I was doing was being obnoxious and messing with Olivia when she smacked me My question is ....is it OK for a wife to&nbsp;smack her husband just because he's&nbsp;acting like a child ?&nbsp; I took this picture a couple of weeks ago. I was wondering is this husband abuse. ALL I was doing was being obnoxious and messing with Olivia when she smacked me My question is ....is it OK for a wife to&nbsp;smack her husband just because he's&nbsp;acting like a child ?&nbsp; en-us YES IT IS OK! http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_158652 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_158652 YES IT IS OK! <p><em>Ha!!!! Thank you Jewels.  You know how obnoxious he is!!!!  I "barely" backhanded him in the cheek and the ring HE bought me scratched his face.  He couldn't wait to grab the camera and take a freaking picture.  OBNOXIOUS!!!  </em></p> <p><em>Yeah.....and I'll do it again!</em></p> http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_158667 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_158667 <p><em>Ha!!!! Thank you Jewels.  You know how obnoxious he is!!!!  I "barely" backhanded him in the cheek and the ring HE bought me scratched his face.  He couldn't wait to grab the camera and take a freaking picture.  OBNOXIOUS!!!  </em></p> <p><em>Yeah.....and I'll do it again!</em></p> <font size="4">Bigdog, yer screwed buddy!&nbsp; Hang in there bro!</font> http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_158705 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_158705 <font size="4">Bigdog, yer screwed buddy!&nbsp; Hang in there bro!</font> <p>You totally asked for it! lol ;)</p> http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_158708 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_158708 <p>You totally asked for it! lol ;)</p> The only safe answer to this question is... Hell yes!  Anyone in any sort of relationship learns this early.  And, to my darling wife if you are reading this, please don't hurt me. :) http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_158725 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_158725 The only safe answer to this question is... Hell yes!  Anyone in any sort of relationship learns this early.  And, to my darling wife if you are reading this, please don't hurt me. :) <p><em>Ok....It's 5 am, gotta get ready for work.&nbsp; I do the little mouse thing to get the computer screen on and guess what happens?&nbsp; The &quot;Alleged&quot; abuse that Bigdog suffered due to my quick response at being tormented, is now our computer wallpaper.&nbsp; Thank you for all the support peeps.&nbsp; </em></p> <p><em>Here I am, 5' 3&quot;, 115 lbs&nbsp; </em><strong>; )&nbsp; </strong><em>He's 6' tall 300+ (with a little problem being ADD) He's been off work for EVER now with his surgeries.&nbsp; So this is what I'm thinking.....he sits at home ALL day, while I'm at work thinking up ways to torment me.&nbsp; I came home the other day.&nbsp; Worked a 12 hour shift at the front desk, (by myself for 7 hours) I come home to this song that he &quot;can hardly&quot; wait for me to listen to.&nbsp; David Allen Coe (Cole) whatever, I'm telling BigDog, I don't want to hear this guy.&nbsp; I'm tired and the guy has obnoxious songs.&nbsp; So...does he listen to me??? Hell no...he pushes&nbsp;play and I have to endure this song about &quot;Linda Lovelace&quot;&nbsp; And everytime my son comes in the room, he has to turn it off.&nbsp; When my son leaves, he turns it back on.&nbsp;&nbsp;So...I asked him, why would you want your wife to hear this&nbsp;kind of sh*t.&nbsp; This is a song you should listen to with&nbsp;your friends.&nbsp; Then he proceeds with some old Black Sabbath.&nbsp; I don't&nbsp;mind Black Sabbath, I love Ozzy, but not after a 12 hour shift.&nbsp; I'm wanting to relax.&nbsp; I come home to relax.&nbsp; So I grab up my purse, he asks where I'm going, I tell him back to work.</em></p> <p><em>He calls&nbsp;me&nbsp;pretty much daily,&nbsp;at 3:30, ever so gently, asking what time I get off work.&nbsp; The answer is always the same 5:00. Then... the real reason for him calling pops out of his mouth.....What's for Dinner?</em>&nbsp; WHAT THE HELL????&nbsp; </p> <p>You guys saw the picture.&nbsp; Don't you think a big ol black eye would look good on him?</p> http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_158728 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_158728 <p><em>Ok....It's 5 am, gotta get ready for work.&nbsp; I do the little mouse thing to get the computer screen on and guess what happens?&nbsp; The &quot;Alleged&quot; abuse that Bigdog suffered due to my quick response at being tormented, is now our computer wallpaper.&nbsp; Thank you for all the support peeps.&nbsp; </em></p> <p><em>Here I am, 5' 3&quot;, 115 lbs&nbsp; </em><strong>; )&nbsp; </strong><em>He's 6' tall 300+ (with a little problem being ADD) He's been off work for EVER now with his surgeries.&nbsp; So this is what I'm thinking.....he sits at home ALL day, while I'm at work thinking up ways to torment me.&nbsp; I came home the other day.&nbsp; Worked a 12 hour shift at the front desk, (by myself for 7 hours) I come home to this song that he &quot;can hardly&quot; wait for me to listen to.&nbsp; David Allen Coe (Cole) whatever, I'm telling BigDog, I don't want to hear this guy.&nbsp; I'm tired and the guy has obnoxious songs.&nbsp; So...does he listen to me??? Hell no...he pushes&nbsp;play and I have to endure this song about &quot;Linda Lovelace&quot;&nbsp; And everytime my son comes in the room, he has to turn it off.&nbsp; When my son leaves, he turns it back on.&nbsp;&nbsp;So...I asked him, why would you want your wife to hear this&nbsp;kind of sh*t.&nbsp; This is a song you should listen to with&nbsp;your friends.&nbsp; Then he proceeds with some old Black Sabbath.&nbsp; I don't&nbsp;mind Black Sabbath, I love Ozzy, but not after a 12 hour shift.&nbsp; I'm wanting to relax.&nbsp; I come home to relax.&nbsp; So I grab up my purse, he asks where I'm going, I tell him back to work.</em></p> <p><em>He calls&nbsp;me&nbsp;pretty much daily,&nbsp;at 3:30, ever so gently, asking what time I get off work.&nbsp; The answer is always the same 5:00. Then... the real reason for him calling pops out of his mouth.....What's for Dinner?</em>&nbsp; WHAT THE HELL????&nbsp; </p> <p>You guys saw the picture.&nbsp; Don't you think a big ol black eye would look good on him?</p> That's what I felt like doing to my husband yesterday ;)&nbsp; http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_158786 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_158786 That's what I felt like doing to my husband yesterday ;)&nbsp; <strong><font size="3">Man i should have known that all you broads would think that i had that coming. But Greg and Scott man i thought that at least the guys would be on my side. Its obvious&nbsp;you both are married and scared&nbsp;to death&nbsp;of your wives by your comments. Man up !</font></strong> http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_158793 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_158793 <strong><font size="3">Man i should have known that all you broads would think that i had that coming. But Greg and Scott man i thought that at least the guys would be on my side. Its obvious&nbsp;you both are married and scared&nbsp;to death&nbsp;of your wives by your comments. Man up !</font></strong> <p><font face="Verdana">Yes, I would say that's a perfectly legitimate reason for smacking you, but only if she relishes childish behavior.</font></p> http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_158796 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_158796 <p><font face="Verdana">Yes, I would say that's a perfectly legitimate reason for smacking you, but only if she relishes childish behavior.</font></p> <p>Hmmm, guess I'm different. It never crosses my mind to hit my husband. Not even when things got really bad a couple of years ago...</p> <p>I think I internalize my anger rather than lashing out. It's probably worse for me in the long run, but I just could never hit someone else.</p> <p>bigdog, I understand why you wanted olivia's attention after a long day without her. But she does have a right to unwind a bit after getting home. Live &amp; learn, huh?</p> http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_158801 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_158801 <p>Hmmm, guess I'm different. It never crosses my mind to hit my husband. Not even when things got really bad a couple of years ago...</p> <p>I think I internalize my anger rather than lashing out. It's probably worse for me in the long run, but I just could never hit someone else.</p> <p>bigdog, I understand why you wanted olivia's attention after a long day without her. But she does have a right to unwind a bit after getting home. Live &amp; learn, huh?</p> <p>Sorry,bigdog,but I've gotta go with Olivia on this 'cause of the whole &quot;sisterhood&quot; thing and you being,by your own definition&quot;obnoxious and messing with her&quot;.Now,if she had come home to dinner being made and she had a chance to relax first,(neck or foot rub?)she might have not given you the negative attention!&nbsp; </p> <p>&nbsp;</p> http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_158903 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_158903 <p>Sorry,bigdog,but I've gotta go with Olivia on this 'cause of the whole &quot;sisterhood&quot; thing and you being,by your own definition&quot;obnoxious and messing with her&quot;.Now,if she had come home to dinner being made and she had a chance to relax first,(neck or foot rub?)she might have not given you the negative attention!&nbsp; </p> <p>&nbsp;</p> I have to agree with oohchild on this, it seems very strange to me, kind of like a jerry springer show, to hit your husband then brag about it, and get support for it from people here,&nbsp; very interesting group of people here on this blog http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_158904 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_158904 I have to agree with oohchild on this, it seems very strange to me, kind of like a jerry springer show, to hit your husband then brag about it, and get support for it from people here,&nbsp; very interesting group of people here on this blog <p>I agree with Starbucks1 on this one. Very strange indeed.</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_158940 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_158940 <p>I agree with Starbucks1 on this one. Very strange indeed.</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p><font size="3">oohchild, starbucks1 and smokey - where's your sense of humor? We are an interesting group of bloggers, and we can tell when a subject is serious or in jest.</font></p> <p><font size="3">Olivia - you GO girl!</font></p> http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_158964 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_158964 <p><font size="3">oohchild, starbucks1 and smokey - where's your sense of humor? We are an interesting group of bloggers, and we can tell when a subject is serious or in jest.</font></p> <p><font size="3">Olivia - you GO girl!</font></p> <p><em>OMG, you guys can turn anything into a freaking argument.&nbsp; It's a JOKE!!!!.&nbsp; This is what actually happened, you know what never mind.&nbsp; I hit him.....He made me so mad, that I couldn't help but strike the SOB.&nbsp; If you look closely, there is a small scratch on his nose.&nbsp; I did that too.&nbsp; I grabbed him with my fingernails and took a snip of skin of his nose just to see his eyes water!!!&nbsp; And when he really, really makes me mad, I throw him around the house.&nbsp; I hate it when he doesn't have my meals prepared at 5 pm everyday, and the way the lumps in the mashed potatoes boy.....that really gets me going.&nbsp; And after I call him a democratic liberal communist. He cries like a baby in a corner, so I kick him just to shut him up.&nbsp; And then, I put on my collandar with foil and get on the internet to see if he has posted any evidence of the cruel tactics he endures every evening.</em></p> <p><em>Believe me when I tell you, I KNOW what abuse is.&nbsp; And you people with no sense of humor and self righteous indignation really, really bore the hell out of me.&nbsp; So.....What do you think about that.&nbsp; I'm normally a nice person.&nbsp; But there are some of you who will argue with a freaking tree if the wind blows just right.&nbsp; Thank you for allowing me to comment.</em></p> http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_159016 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_159016 <p><em>OMG, you guys can turn anything into a freaking argument.&nbsp; It's a JOKE!!!!.&nbsp; This is what actually happened, you know what never mind.&nbsp; I hit him.....He made me so mad, that I couldn't help but strike the SOB.&nbsp; If you look closely, there is a small scratch on his nose.&nbsp; I did that too.&nbsp; I grabbed him with my fingernails and took a snip of skin of his nose just to see his eyes water!!!&nbsp; And when he really, really makes me mad, I throw him around the house.&nbsp; I hate it when he doesn't have my meals prepared at 5 pm everyday, and the way the lumps in the mashed potatoes boy.....that really gets me going.&nbsp; And after I call him a democratic liberal communist. He cries like a baby in a corner, so I kick him just to shut him up.&nbsp; And then, I put on my collandar with foil and get on the internet to see if he has posted any evidence of the cruel tactics he endures every evening.</em></p> <p><em>Believe me when I tell you, I KNOW what abuse is.&nbsp; And you people with no sense of humor and self righteous indignation really, really bore the hell out of me.&nbsp; So.....What do you think about that.&nbsp; I'm normally a nice person.&nbsp; But there are some of you who will argue with a freaking tree if the wind blows just right.&nbsp; Thank you for allowing me to comment.</em></p> <p>I couldn't agree more Joty....</p> <p>Hey you guys who's to say he doesn't LIKE it! lol</p> http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_159031 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_159031 <p>I couldn't agree more Joty....</p> <p>Hey you guys who's to say he doesn't LIKE it! lol</p> <p><em>Thanks to you all who can see a sense of humor in things.&nbsp; Don't any of you kind of horse play with each other.&nbsp; I'm sorry for those of you who don't it can be kind of fun.&nbsp; Next time we horse play, I might ought to remember to clip my nails and remove my rings.&nbsp; </em></p> http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_159033 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_159033 <p><em>Thanks to you all who can see a sense of humor in things.&nbsp; Don't any of you kind of horse play with each other.&nbsp; I'm sorry for those of you who don't it can be kind of fun.&nbsp; Next time we horse play, I might ought to remember to clip my nails and remove my rings.&nbsp; </em></p> Absolutely not!! We NEVER touch each other. That is so gross. I honestly have no idea how I have three kids. Now there is a miracle oohchild can look into!!! LMAO!!! http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_159040 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_159040 Absolutely not!! We NEVER touch each other. That is so gross. I honestly have no idea how I have three kids. Now there is a miracle oohchild can look into!!! LMAO!!! <p>Jeez, I'm waiting for all the links to start up.&nbsp; Maybe I should google &quot;dangers of horseplay&quot;, or .... statistics of bigdog abuse.&nbsp; Sometimes people can just be plain silly in their thought process.&nbsp; CountyGirl, hopefully you know what horse play causes now, you could be like us, end up with 6 kids.&nbsp; </p> http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_159045 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_159045 <p>Jeez, I'm waiting for all the links to start up.&nbsp; Maybe I should google &quot;dangers of horseplay&quot;, or .... statistics of bigdog abuse.&nbsp; Sometimes people can just be plain silly in their thought process.&nbsp; CountyGirl, hopefully you know what horse play causes now, you could be like us, end up with 6 kids.&nbsp; </p> Oh, if my husband could have his way we'd have 6 or 7.&nbsp; I swear he wants to kill me. lol&nbsp;&nbsp; Funny, I'm the one that came from a HUGE family and yet he's the one that wants all the kids. http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_159049 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_159049 Oh, if my husband could have his way we'd have 6 or 7.&nbsp; I swear he wants to kill me. lol&nbsp;&nbsp; Funny, I'm the one that came from a HUGE family and yet he's the one that wants all the kids. ok, lets see, your wife works all day, your the I want it now husband&nbsp; lol....&nbsp; and she smacks ya around.&nbsp; Wait, I gotta get a visual lmao...my husband bought me a ring that is also used as a weapon, only sometimes it scratches him on...well, lets just say sometimes I take my ring off&nbsp;&nbsp; ...&nbsp;&nbsp; You go girl...and hubby, learn to duck or something&nbsp; .... and anyone who doesn't see the humor in this, maybe you should look at this couple, they seem to be happy and can take a joke or two, maybe even a punch or two&nbsp; ... http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_159062 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_159062 ok, lets see, your wife works all day, your the I want it now husband&nbsp; lol....&nbsp; and she smacks ya around.&nbsp; Wait, I gotta get a visual lmao...my husband bought me a ring that is also used as a weapon, only sometimes it scratches him on...well, lets just say sometimes I take my ring off&nbsp;&nbsp; ...&nbsp;&nbsp; You go girl...and hubby, learn to duck or something&nbsp; .... and anyone who doesn't see the humor in this, maybe you should look at this couple, they seem to be happy and can take a joke or two, maybe even a punch or two&nbsp; ... Olivia-I think countygirls right about him liking it.In fact,maybe you should tie him up a bit before you smack him around,if nothing else,it would keep him away from his camera!Don't forget to tap him again from all of us that he refered to as broads! http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_159082 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_159082 Olivia-I think countygirls right about him liking it.In fact,maybe you should tie him up a bit before you smack him around,if nothing else,it would keep him away from his camera!Don't forget to tap him again from all of us that he refered to as broads! <p>I don't mind being a broad... it's the old lady term that I detest! :)</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_159085 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_159085 <p>I don't mind being a broad... it's the old lady term that I detest! :)</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>Dear Diary,</p> <p>Today I was called a broad by an unemployed big dog.  Usually i would consider the source and keep it moving.  But I take such offense to this due to the fact that his lovely wife has been driven to domestic abuse while wearing a foil covered collander.  The communist liberal DOG has really crossed the line.  I dare that SOB to call me a broad to my face.  He thinks olivia kicked his ass? Oh  he aint seen nothin yet.  Olivia, you need me to come up there and take care of your light work?  I got your back...  </p> http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_159089 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_159089 <p>Dear Diary,</p> <p>Today I was called a broad by an unemployed big dog.  Usually i would consider the source and keep it moving.  But I take such offense to this due to the fact that his lovely wife has been driven to domestic abuse while wearing a foil covered collander.  The communist liberal DOG has really crossed the line.  I dare that SOB to call me a broad to my face.  He thinks olivia kicked his ass? Oh  he aint seen nothin yet.  Olivia, you need me to come up there and take care of your light work?  I got your back...  </p> <p><strong><font size="3">ha ha ha yes I do like it when Olivia smacks me.And for all you broads that don't ''hit''your husbands&nbsp;you should try it some time, he might enjoy it. Olivia and I have a physical hands on&nbsp;relationship that&nbsp;we both enjoy. My goal when i start to pester Olivia is&nbsp;to get a reaction out of her. I'm just a big over gowned&nbsp;kid that loves his wife. She is my best friend&nbsp;and my buddy. And i am lucky to have her. And when i took that picture i tried&nbsp;my best to look abused.&nbsp;&nbsp;</font></strong></p> <p><strong><font size="3">Oh ya Jewels is a broad....ha ha&nbsp;we love you Julie</font></strong></p> http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_159113 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_159113 <p><strong><font size="3">ha ha ha yes I do like it when Olivia smacks me.And for all you broads that don't ''hit''your husbands&nbsp;you should try it some time, he might enjoy it. Olivia and I have a physical hands on&nbsp;relationship that&nbsp;we both enjoy. My goal when i start to pester Olivia is&nbsp;to get a reaction out of her. I'm just a big over gowned&nbsp;kid that loves his wife. She is my best friend&nbsp;and my buddy. And i am lucky to have her. And when i took that picture i tried&nbsp;my best to look abused.&nbsp;&nbsp;</font></strong></p> <p><strong><font size="3">Oh ya Jewels is a broad....ha ha&nbsp;we love you Julie</font></strong></p> I don't have to whack my hubby-- I just tickle him relentlessly!&nbsp; <em>That's</em> a lot of fun ;)&nbsp; And sometimes the occasional elbow in the rib is good too, when he's embarrassing me... <br /> <br /> I don't worry about a foil covered collander on Olivia's head.&nbsp; Now if she started wrapping her entire body in plastic wrap with vasoline underneath, I'd worry...<br /> <br /> And I call chicks &quot;broads&quot; too- especially when they can't drive!&nbsp; Dumb broads... http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_159118 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_159118 I don't have to whack my hubby-- I just tickle him relentlessly!&nbsp; <em>That's</em> a lot of fun ;)&nbsp; And sometimes the occasional elbow in the rib is good too, when he's embarrassing me... <br /> <br /> I don't worry about a foil covered collander on Olivia's head.&nbsp; Now if she started wrapping her entire body in plastic wrap with vasoline underneath, I'd worry...<br /> <br /> And I call chicks &quot;broads&quot; too- especially when they can't drive!&nbsp; Dumb broads... <p><em>OK, I've got Jewels ready to kick some butt.&nbsp; To Countygirl, he does call me his old lady, so I'm sure I've got you on my side as well.&nbsp; Madkow, you believe in the &quot;elbow&quot; thing.&nbsp; That has always been a pretty good &quot;weapon&quot; of choice for me as well.&nbsp; Ginger, yes, next time, there will be no camera.&nbsp; </em></p> <p><em>I'm now waiting on Adult Protective Services to come knocking on my door because someone has turned the picture into them and they have called the Administrator to find out my true identity.&nbsp; Hopefully, I am wearing my collandar when they come.&nbsp; Then they can take me away to somewhere peaceful, and fill me full of some kind of relaxing antipsychotic drugs. Of course they will have to put me in a straight jacket when Bigdog comes to visit.&nbsp; And when I come home after being cured, I'm sure the people from Jerry Springer will be waiting for me so that we can entertain the country with our shenanigans.&nbsp; Darn, wish I had a &quot;link&quot; for the Jerry Springer show!!!&nbsp; Oh well, don't feel like googling right now.</em></p> <p><em>For those of you whose husbands think of you as their &quot;buddy&quot;, &quot;old lady&quot; or &quot;broad&quot;,&nbsp;I have just a few really good tactics.&nbsp; The elbow....it works really well if you just place it strategically in the soft spot of their sternum and apply pressure.&nbsp; Or if you get pulled into their lap and really don't feel like being there....just find your butt bone and drill it into the upper thigh and again apply pressure.&nbsp; It works!!&nbsp; Knuckles work well.&nbsp; If you hit them with one knuckle in the head, you have to do this repeatedly in the same spot for it to get the desired result.&nbsp; (bigdog really enjoys that one)&nbsp; He usually laughs and tells me &quot;enough with the knuckle&quot;.&nbsp; Jewels knows bigdog.&nbsp; He is an overgrown, adolescent.&nbsp; There is just something about him, I don't care where we go, women enjoy giving this guy a hard time.&nbsp; His little eyes will light up and he enjoys every moment of it.&nbsp; I work with this lady who is very professional, but when bigdog comes into the office, her eyes light up and she will call him &quot;dumb as$&quot;.&nbsp; Throughout the entire building, bigdog gets the &quot;abuse&quot; he so adamently enjoys.</em></p> <p><em>Bigdog and I totally enjoy one another. (of course there are moments).&nbsp; I'm 8 years older than he is and sometimes, I'm feeling my age and don't want to be bothered.&nbsp; Does he take that into consideration. NO!!!&nbsp;&nbsp; The good thing about him is most times when I'm in my mood, he can always make me smile and laugh.&nbsp; I'll have to tell him, just because I'm laughing doesn't mean I'm enjoying this. After 8 years of torture and torment, I love this guy.&nbsp; </em></p> <p><em>When I'm <font size="1">PMS ing </font><font size="2">I'll have to go back over this and read it.&nbsp; Stuff like this keeps me out of divorce court at that time of the month.&nbsp; And I'm sure....at that time of the month, Bigdog will readily go pull this up and torment me with it.</font></em></p> http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_159138 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_159138 <p><em>OK, I've got Jewels ready to kick some butt.&nbsp; To Countygirl, he does call me his old lady, so I'm sure I've got you on my side as well.&nbsp; Madkow, you believe in the &quot;elbow&quot; thing.&nbsp; That has always been a pretty good &quot;weapon&quot; of choice for me as well.&nbsp; Ginger, yes, next time, there will be no camera.&nbsp; </em></p> <p><em>I'm now waiting on Adult Protective Services to come knocking on my door because someone has turned the picture into them and they have called the Administrator to find out my true identity.&nbsp; Hopefully, I am wearing my collandar when they come.&nbsp; Then they can take me away to somewhere peaceful, and fill me full of some kind of relaxing antipsychotic drugs. Of course they will have to put me in a straight jacket when Bigdog comes to visit.&nbsp; And when I come home after being cured, I'm sure the people from Jerry Springer will be waiting for me so that we can entertain the country with our shenanigans.&nbsp; Darn, wish I had a &quot;link&quot; for the Jerry Springer show!!!&nbsp; Oh well, don't feel like googling right now.</em></p> <p><em>For those of you whose husbands think of you as their &quot;buddy&quot;, &quot;old lady&quot; or &quot;broad&quot;,&nbsp;I have just a few really good tactics.&nbsp; The elbow....it works really well if you just place it strategically in the soft spot of their sternum and apply pressure.&nbsp; Or if you get pulled into their lap and really don't feel like being there....just find your butt bone and drill it into the upper thigh and again apply pressure.&nbsp; It works!!&nbsp; Knuckles work well.&nbsp; If you hit them with one knuckle in the head, you have to do this repeatedly in the same spot for it to get the desired result.&nbsp; (bigdog really enjoys that one)&nbsp; He usually laughs and tells me &quot;enough with the knuckle&quot;.&nbsp; Jewels knows bigdog.&nbsp; He is an overgrown, adolescent.&nbsp; There is just something about him, I don't care where we go, women enjoy giving this guy a hard time.&nbsp; His little eyes will light up and he enjoys every moment of it.&nbsp; I work with this lady who is very professional, but when bigdog comes into the office, her eyes light up and she will call him &quot;dumb as$&quot;.&nbsp; Throughout the entire building, bigdog gets the &quot;abuse&quot; he so adamently enjoys.</em></p> <p><em>Bigdog and I totally enjoy one another. (of course there are moments).&nbsp; I'm 8 years older than he is and sometimes, I'm feeling my age and don't want to be bothered.&nbsp; Does he take that into consideration. NO!!!&nbsp;&nbsp; The good thing about him is most times when I'm in my mood, he can always make me smile and laugh.&nbsp; I'll have to tell him, just because I'm laughing doesn't mean I'm enjoying this. After 8 years of torture and torment, I love this guy.&nbsp; </em></p> <p><em>When I'm <font size="1">PMS ing </font><font size="2">I'll have to go back over this and read it.&nbsp; Stuff like this keeps me out of divorce court at that time of the month.&nbsp; And I'm sure....at that time of the month, Bigdog will readily go pull this up and torment me with it.</font></em></p> Hey Olivia guess what?&nbsp; My husband is 8 years younger than me too....surprise, surprise!&nbsp; BTW, I can't believe anyone thought you two were serious.&nbsp; If they were new comers I might be able to understand that but seeing you guys going back and forth frequently in humor it amazes me that someone thought he was for real.&nbsp; Be careful Jewels you'll get sucked in because your cheating with him with Olivia's approval...lol. http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_159167 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_159167 Hey Olivia guess what?&nbsp; My husband is 8 years younger than me too....surprise, surprise!&nbsp; BTW, I can't believe anyone thought you two were serious.&nbsp; If they were new comers I might be able to understand that but seeing you guys going back and forth frequently in humor it amazes me that someone thought he was for real.&nbsp; Be careful Jewels you'll get sucked in because your cheating with him with Olivia's approval...lol. <p>There are consensual affairs going on between people on this blog!&nbsp; I don't know what is wrong with you that you would think that kind of lifestyle is OK!&nbsp; Twisted, just twisted! </p> <p>&nbsp; ;) haha!</p> http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_159184 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_159184 <p>There are consensual affairs going on between people on this blog!&nbsp; I don't know what is wrong with you that you would think that kind of lifestyle is OK!&nbsp; Twisted, just twisted! </p> <p>&nbsp; ;) haha!</p> <p>Olivia, I was on your side before the old lady comments were revealed! Now I'm REALLY on your side.&nbsp;My hubby uses that term and I HATE it!&nbsp;If you ever need someone a bit more his size let me know......I'm six foot with a nice jab, but that pales in comparison to my high kick.&nbsp; Then again you look like you're doing just fine on your own! lol</p> http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_159186 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_159186 <p>Olivia, I was on your side before the old lady comments were revealed! Now I'm REALLY on your side.&nbsp;My hubby uses that term and I HATE it!&nbsp;If you ever need someone a bit more his size let me know......I'm six foot with a nice jab, but that pales in comparison to my high kick.&nbsp; Then again you look like you're doing just fine on your own! lol</p> <p><strong><font size="3">Countygirl if your old man calls you his old lady them your old man is OK in my book. Olivia knows that when i call her a broad or my old lady or little woman or battle ax or ball and chain or buzz kill or wet blanket or my ''your raining on my parade'' or my mule or you crazy old b-tch or my favorite which is ''u need to bleed'' that what I'm really saying is I LOVE YOU ! Just like when Olivia calls me a f---ing a--hole I know what she is really trying to say and that is I LOVE YOU BABY!</font></strong></p> http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_159191 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_159191 <p><strong><font size="3">Countygirl if your old man calls you his old lady them your old man is OK in my book. Olivia knows that when i call her a broad or my old lady or little woman or battle ax or ball and chain or buzz kill or wet blanket or my ''your raining on my parade'' or my mule or you crazy old b-tch or my favorite which is ''u need to bleed'' that what I'm really saying is I LOVE YOU ! Just like when Olivia calls me a f---ing a--hole I know what she is really trying to say and that is I LOVE YOU BABY!</font></strong></p> Suddenly I feel extremely loved! lol http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_159196 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_159196 Suddenly I feel extremely loved! lol &quot;Jerry, Jerry, Jerry...&quot; http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_159213 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_159213 &quot;Jerry, Jerry, Jerry...&quot; <p><strong><font size="3">So Smokey are you calling me and Olivia white trash ?&nbsp;</font></strong></p> <p><strong><font size="3">Or Jerry's kids ?</font></strong></p> http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_159237 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_159237 <p><strong><font size="3">So Smokey are you calling me and Olivia white trash ?&nbsp;</font></strong></p> <p><strong><font size="3">Or Jerry's kids ?</font></strong></p> <em>Hey BigDog....I take offense.&nbsp; Maybe Jerry's kids.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But us?....never white trash.&nbsp; Just loud and obnoxious.</em> http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_159382 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_159382 <em>Hey BigDog....I take offense.&nbsp; Maybe Jerry's kids.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But us?....never white trash.&nbsp; Just loud and obnoxious.</em> <p>I'm sorry ... as the daughter of the &quot;jerry springer&quot; family ... I have to post this. Not only did Olivia hit bigdog (she's just&nbsp;a mean,&nbsp;abusive &quot;broad&quot;) &nbsp;... she then had the audacity to post this picture on our favorite makeover site (So ... I'm doing one better and posting it here!) But it's okay ...&nbsp;Bigdog likes the attention .. hence the &quot;abuse&quot; picture ...</p> <p>blah blah big dog. I love you dad!!!!!</p> <p>hahahaha</p> <p>P.S. We <em>are</em> white trash. ;)</p> <p><img alt="" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a134/stillimcold/Family/temp_1191201758542-1.jpg" /></p> http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_159385 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_159385 <p>I'm sorry ... as the daughter of the &quot;jerry springer&quot; family ... I have to post this. Not only did Olivia hit bigdog (she's just&nbsp;a mean,&nbsp;abusive &quot;broad&quot;) &nbsp;... she then had the audacity to post this picture on our favorite makeover site (So ... I'm doing one better and posting it here!) But it's okay ...&nbsp;Bigdog likes the attention .. hence the &quot;abuse&quot; picture ...</p> <p>blah blah big dog. I love you dad!!!!!</p> <p>hahahaha</p> <p>P.S. We <em>are</em> white trash. ;)</p> <p><img alt="" src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a134/stillimcold/Family/temp_1191201758542-1.jpg" /></p> <em>LMAO, oh crap, my daughter just came over and told me to check out the blog.&nbsp; Bigdog isn't home yet.&nbsp; I can't wait to see his face.&nbsp; Unfortunately when I gave him his make over, I couldn't get rid of the hair on his face.&nbsp; Oh man, this is freaking hilarious.</em> http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_159390 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_159390 <em>LMAO, oh crap, my daughter just came over and told me to check out the blog.&nbsp; Bigdog isn't home yet.&nbsp; I can't wait to see his face.&nbsp; Unfortunately when I gave him his make over, I couldn't get rid of the hair on his face.&nbsp; Oh man, this is freaking hilarious.</em> That's <em>beautiful</em>!!&nbsp; ROFLMAO!! http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_159393 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_159393 That's <em>beautiful</em>!!&nbsp; ROFLMAO!! For you girls who sometimes yearn to be able to play dress up again..... I suggest you go here and see if you have fun with this site.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<a href="http://www.makeoversolutions.com">www.makeoversolutions.com</a>&nbsp; It didn't work too well for Bigdog, but for my daughters and I, we love some of the looks we can come up with. http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_159396 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_159396 For you girls who sometimes yearn to be able to play dress up again..... I suggest you go here and see if you have fun with this site.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<a href="http://www.makeoversolutions.com">www.makeoversolutions.com</a>&nbsp; It didn't work too well for Bigdog, but for my daughters and I, we love some of the looks we can come up with. olivia, you mentioned Bigdog had some surgeries, is he doing ok now?, will he go back to work soon? http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_159414 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_159414 olivia, you mentioned Bigdog had some surgeries, is he doing ok now?, will he go back to work soon? <em>Yeah, he's doing alright.&nbsp; He's worried about the ankle surgery he had.&nbsp; It still bothers him.&nbsp; But he's expecting about another month of disability and then back to work.&nbsp; He's beginning to get really bored.&nbsp; Thank you for asking.</em> http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_159417 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_159417 <em>Yeah, he's doing alright.&nbsp; He's worried about the ankle surgery he had.&nbsp; It still bothers him.&nbsp; But he's expecting about another month of disability and then back to work.&nbsp; He's beginning to get really bored.&nbsp; Thank you for asking.</em> Yes,&nbsp; hanging around the house all day would drive anyman crazy, they need to do something, need to feel they are contributing to the family, http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_159420 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_159420 Yes,&nbsp; hanging around the house all day would drive anyman crazy, they need to do something, need to feel they are contributing to the family, <p>Hey I have a Tshirt that says &quot;If you piss me off, you piss off the whole trailer park&quot;.&nbsp; love it!!!&nbsp; Big Dog you are HOT</p> http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_159438 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_159438 <p>Hey I have a Tshirt that says &quot;If you piss me off, you piss off the whole trailer park&quot;.&nbsp; love it!!!&nbsp; Big Dog you are HOT</p> <p>This post was great. I love bigdogs sense of humor. Olivia reminds me of my wife&nbsp;patty who passed away two years ago. She was fun loving and full of life.Anyway I got your humor and thank you for a good laugh.</p> http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_159722 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_159722 <p>This post was great. I love bigdogs sense of humor. Olivia reminds me of my wife&nbsp;patty who passed away two years ago. She was fun loving and full of life.Anyway I got your humor and thank you for a good laugh.</p> <strong><font size="5">yo bigdog your kinda doing it for me with that wig and all. and the blood turns me on cause you know i like it rough but remember i'm only prison gay.</font></strong> http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_159745 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_159745 <strong><font size="5">yo bigdog your kinda doing it for me with that wig and all. and the blood turns me on cause you know i like it rough but remember i'm only prison gay.</font></strong> Love it bigdog!That is one hot babe,though of course it makes you wonder what other 'surgeries&quot;bigdog has planned! http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_160084 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_160084 Love it bigdog!That is one hot babe,though of course it makes you wonder what other 'surgeries&quot;bigdog has planned! <strong><font size="3">OK lets not go there !</font></strong> http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_160085 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_160085 <strong><font size="3">OK lets not go there !</font></strong> <strong><font size="3">HI to you to awsmom, missed ya.</font></strong> http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_160095 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_160095 <strong><font size="3">HI to you to awsmom, missed ya.</font></strong> My Dell new laptop crashed, finally got on phone this am with DELL again for 2 1/2 hrs and got it up and running.&nbsp; Now my DSL line is giving me fits again....tech supposed to be here Weds.&nbsp; Don't know how long inter net will be up....Missed you guys too...read a few blogs every few days on friends computers. http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_160115 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_160115 My Dell new laptop crashed, finally got on phone this am with DELL again for 2 1/2 hrs and got it up and running.&nbsp; Now my DSL line is giving me fits again....tech supposed to be here Weds.&nbsp; Don't know how long inter net will be up....Missed you guys too...read a few blogs every few days on friends computers. bigdog you deserved it LOL i kow how annoying you are LOL and i will smack you 2 if you annoy me and u know it http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_172109 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/16787/#c_172109 bigdog you deserved it LOL i kow how annoying you are LOL and i will smack you 2 if you annoy me and u know it