http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/18754 I just got his and thought it was funny. DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: 40-ish..................................49 Adventurous........................Slept with everyone Athletic................................No breasts Average looking..................Moooo Beautiful..............................Pathologica l liar Emotionally Secure..............On medication Feminist...............................Fat Free Spirit.............................Junkie Friendship first....................Former Slut New-Age..............................Body hair in the wrong places Old-fashioned.....................No B.J.'s Open-minded.....................Desperate Outgoing..............................Loud and embarrassing Professional...........................Bitch Voluptuous...........................Very fat Large frame...........................Hugely fat Wants soul mate.....................Stalker DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH: Yes.....................................No No......................................Yes Maybe.................................No We need............................... I want I am sorry.............................You'll be sorry We need to talk......................You're in trouble Sure, go ahead........................You better not Do what you want...................You will pay for this later I am not upset........................Of course, I am upset, you moron! You're very attentive tonight............Is sex all you ever think about? DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH: I am hungry...........................I am hungry I am sleepy............................I am sleepy I am tired..............................I am tired Nice dress..............................Nice cleavage! I love you..............................Let's have sex now I am bored.............................Do you want to have sex? May I have this dance?.................I'd like to have sex with you. Can I call you sometime?..............I'd like to have sex with you. Do you want to go to a movie?......I'd like to have sex with you. Can I take you out to dinner?........I'd like to have sex with you. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit..............I'm gay. I just got his and thought it was funny. DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: 40-ish..................................49 Adventurous........................Slept with everyone Athletic................................No breasts Average looking..................Moooo Beautiful..............................Pathologica l liar Emotionally Secure..............On medication Feminist...............................Fat Free Spirit.............................Junkie Friendship first....................Former Slut New-Age..............................Body hair in the wrong places Old-fashioned.....................No B.J.'s Open-minded.....................Desperate Outgoing..............................Loud and embarrassing Professional...........................Bitch Voluptuous...........................Very fat Large frame...........................Hugely fat Wants soul mate.....................Stalker DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH: Yes.....................................No No......................................Yes Maybe.................................No We need............................... I want I am sorry.............................You'll be sorry We need to talk......................You're in trouble Sure, go ahead........................You better not Do what you want...................You will pay for this later I am not upset........................Of course, I am upset, you moron! You're very attentive tonight............Is sex all you ever think about? DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH: I am hungry...........................I am hungry I am sleepy............................I am sleepy I am tired..............................I am tired Nice dress..............................Nice cleavage! I love you..............................Let's have sex now I am bored.............................Do you want to have sex? May I have this dance?.................I'd like to have sex with you. Can I call you sometime?..............I'd like to have sex with you. Do you want to go to a movie?......I'd like to have sex with you. Can I take you out to dinner?........I'd like to have sex with you. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit..............I'm gay. en-us I love guys :)&nbsp; It's no wonder my friends were always guys.&nbsp; Girls drive me insane. http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/18754/#c_174570 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/18754/#c_174570 I love guys :)&nbsp; It's no wonder my friends were always guys.&nbsp; Girls drive me insane. <font size="3">Hey! I resemble some of those definitions in the ads! <strong><em>LOL!!!!</em></strong></font> http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/18754/#c_174580 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/18754/#c_174580 <font size="3">Hey! I resemble some of those definitions in the ads! <strong><em>LOL!!!!</em></strong></font> Very funny, Big Dog. Except for the defnition of &quot;professional.&quot; That's just degrading. It should read: Very expensive, but you're worth the splurge!&nbsp; Ho-Ho-Ho! http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/18754/#c_174610 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/18754/#c_174610 Very funny, Big Dog. Except for the defnition of &quot;professional.&quot; That's just degrading. It should read: Very expensive, but you're worth the splurge!&nbsp; Ho-Ho-Ho! Love it Bigdog!Madkow-I'm with you-men are just easier to be friends with much of the time!.I hope that I never have to post an add-I won't know how to describe myself now! http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/18754/#c_175277 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/bigdog/18754/#c_175277 Love it Bigdog!Madkow-I'm with you-men are just easier to be friends with much of the time!.I hope that I never have to post an add-I won't know how to describe myself now!