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Jan 24, 2008 at 02:01 PM : come on save it for...

come on save it for church !

Jan 24, 2008 at 02:01 PM : People can post what...

People can post what they want here annonymous, if you dont like it, too bad, maybe some people do, this blog dosen't represent you.

Jan 24, 2008 at 03:01 PM : I find it annoying...

I find it annoying because she's promoting her album. Just look at her myspace page.

Jan 24, 2008 at 03:01 PM : Starbucks mind your...

Starbucks mind your own self. What are you the Blog Patrol

Jan 24, 2008 at 03:01 PM : Thank u JESUS!!! keep...

Thank u JESUS!!! keep it up!!

Jan 24, 2008 at 03:01 PM : IF the Tehachapi News...

IF the Tehachapi News finds it inappropriate, they will delete it, they are the blog patrol, if you dont like it, then why cant you just ignore it?, did you miss, Ground Rules for posting comments:

No profanity or personal attacks. why the personal attacks?

Jan 24, 2008 at 03:01 PM : And she's not...

And she's not that good !

Jan 24, 2008 at 03:01 PM : Starbucks i know who...

Starbucks i know who the blog patrol is and it ain't you. What you need to do is mind your own self. No one made a personal attack.

Jan 24, 2008 at 03:01 PM : I hope Jesus can set...

I hope Jesus can set the captives free from this terrible song.

Jan 24, 2008 at 03:01 PM : Come on keep it going!

Come on keep it going!

Jan 24, 2008 at 04:01 PM : I don't know it...

I don't know it has kind of a movie hero beat …ya know ??..When the knight on the white horse is fighting to save the damsel in distress.

It's not something I would listen to, or buy, but it’s no worse than any of the other non-professional Christian music I have heard. I think the only good Christian music comes from the country music stars that happen to believe in god but not make it their sole source of music. I like Josh Turner's "Long Black Train" it defiantly doesn’t sound like a traditional Christian song.

Jan 24, 2008 at 04:01 PM : wow, this song is...

wow, this song is really annoying I can't believe I listened to even a few seconds of it

Jan 24, 2008 at 04:01 PM : She sounds like one of...

She sounds like one of the cast off of American Idol

Jan 24, 2008 at 04:01 PM : I can't deal with...

I can't deal with Christian music. I hear those infomercials on tv selling the Christian music and it makes me want to barf. Why is it always so sappy? Well I guess it's the subject matter. You can't make a great, reverent song about God without compromising musical standards- apparently. Although "Jesus Walks" was pretty good. I wonder if the Vatican rated it "O" for "Obscene". They seem to rate everything that mentions God obscene. Except Mel Gibson's movie- which I considered obscene.

Jan 24, 2008 at 05:01 PM : Sappy... that's a...

Sappy... that's a good description, I was searching for a word a word to describe what i heard. Sappy will do.

Jan 24, 2008 at 05:01 PM : There IS some really...

There IS some really good Christian music: non-sappy, lyrically deep, and musically high-quality.

No comment on this particular song, though.

Jan 24, 2008 at 06:01 PM : Who are all you people...

Who are all you people to judge. Someone comes on here to show something that they have done and you all sit back and tear her apart. I think you all have watched a little to much american idol. I am pretty sure there are things that you all do that most of us would think was stupid or ridiculous, why don't you post that so we can all judge you for it. All of you retards have to much time on your hands to sit here all day and write on blogs, why don't you get a job or a hobby? Maybe get off welfare, and go work in the fields so gube won't have anything to bitch about!!!

Jan 24, 2008 at 06:01 PM : Oh, get over yourself,...

Oh, get over yourself, hitman. People don't post on blogs because they're lazy.

My only problem with her post is that she's just promoting her album. I don't think this is the appropriate venue for it. She doesn't even live here. She's in Glendale.

And you shouldn't post anything that you don't want scrutinized. Any public posts are fair game. (By the way, on her myspace page she says that she sounds like Julie Andrews... I think she may be slightly overestimating her ability.)

Jan 24, 2008 at 07:01 PM : So madkow are you from...

So madkow are you from here, are you originally from here? Maybe she once lived here and wanted to post in the local paper of where she once lived. You are just pissy because you are in the group of whiners and you don't like being called on it. As for posting all day day long, what are you not doing that you can sit home all day long and post on the computer, you must not have a job, if you worked the night shift you would be sleeping and wouldn't have time to post. If you are a stay at home mother, I am sure there are other things you should be doing instead of posting like, looking after your children, maybe some laundry, some dishes. The only reason you are bashing on here is because you are one of the atheists like all the rest, How about you get over yourself!!!

Jan 24, 2008 at 07:01 PM : She may have once...

She may have once lived here (which I doubt), but promoting her album here is not much of a way to show loyalty or affection to a childhood home. Is it whiny to ask that people don't use a forum like this to advertise? I'm not bashing her- just a little critical of her talent. Trust me, if I posted a clip of me singing, I'd expect some harsh comments :)

Ah, yes, nice to hear someone telling me to do the laundry and wash the dishes. Thanks, I did that all this morning and afternoon. I watch my son perfectly well- I don't need to stare at him while he's napping. And if the only person you had to talk to all day wasn't actually able to talk yet, I'm sure you'd crave some conversation too.

Jan 24, 2008 at 08:01 PM : I also didn't...

I also didn't think you could use this website to promote commerical businesses....

Wasn't there a "Report a Violation" tab that has been removed?

Jan 24, 2008 at 11:01 PM : Hitman thanks for...

Hitman thanks for patrolling the blogs. Your doing a bang up job, way to go. Thanks

Jan 25, 2008 at 08:01 AM : Oh oh,...

Oh oh, "Hitman" is going to set all you other bloggers straight! Look out, his little cartoon hitman is going to get gangster on all of you! Here he comes! The self righteous hitman! (Does everyone see the irony in a blogger criticizing people for wasting their time blogging....) Hitman, go to school, or a party. Get a job, or a girlfriend. Get a social life. Do something else with your time, because I'm guessing some dork calling himself hitman is some pimply young misfit who plays video games all day and looks to pick fights on blogs.

Jan 25, 2008 at 08:01 AM : And before Hitman will...

And before Hitman will retort with a "you don't know me / you can't judge me" message. Hitman had no trouble characterizing Madcow (who handled hitman's "ATTACK" with grace) so I'm just taking Hitman's lead. By the way I'm a 32 year old man with a wife and kid, graduated from a UC school, has a good job and likes to post on here whenever I have free time at work. My blogger name is in reference to a nickname given to me as a child and that friends from Tehachapi still call me. I'm not a self proclaimed anything who uses a dopey Avatar to portray a virtual tough guy image.

Jan 25, 2008 at 09:01 AM : So Vader, I don't...

So Vader, I don't know you but you seem to know me, huh? Well I am married, with 5 children, I have a job where I have to leave town for a few weeks to a month at a time, I am 6' 4" 280lbs, I used to play college football, until I blew out my knee, I would have went pro if that wouldn't have happened, and hitman was a name given to me in college for my hits on the field, as well as my fighting of the field. So if you want to get all tough guy, let me know a time and place and we can meet in person!! So here I have changed to a real picture of me so there is on confusion.

Jan 25, 2008 at 09:01 AM : Hey hitman. How much...

Hey hitman. How much do you bench?

Jan 25, 2008 at 09:01 AM : Hitman your a chick...

Hitman your a chick you aint fooling nobody.

Jan 25, 2008 at 09:01 AM : So maybe you're...

So maybe you're not a pimply Teen Hitman, but if you think posting a picture of yourself without a shirt on is supposed to scare me....welll....you got me there. I'm flattered Hitman that you want to set up a time and place to meet, but I've watched Dateline NBC and I've learned that the internet is no place to answer to other men's pick up lines!

Jan 25, 2008 at 09:01 AM : Hey Hitman are you...

Hey Hitman are you uncle Rico from Napolean Dynamite? "How much do you want to bet I can throw this football over that mountain!"

Jan 25, 2008 at 09:01 AM : Folks, just a friendly...

Folks, just a friendly reminder to keep things civil.

Jan 25, 2008 at 09:01 AM : Hey admin, I'm...

Hey admin, I'm not the Monster from Cloverfield trying to pick fights over the internet! Tell King Kong to get off of his roid cycle before his skull explodes!

Jan 25, 2008 at 10:01 AM : I uploaded my picture!

I uploaded my picture!

Jan 25, 2008 at 10:01 AM : Vader you are pretty...

Vader you are pretty good at talking crap over the internet, who is the girl here? I unlike you have no problem meeting someone to discuss our differences. You are just a scared little kid hiding behind a computer talking trash, I bet you got beat up alot in school. You are still the scared little girl that got trash canned in high school, now you sit behind a computer acting all big and bad. Why don't you want to meet me, what are you scared. You just keep on being a little bitch hiding behind a computer talking trash you wus!!! So Vader is your nick name, so it won't be to hard to find out who you really are, Tehachapi is a small town.

Jan 25, 2008 at 11:01 AM : Vader how much can you...

Vader how much can you bench?

Jan 25, 2008 at 11:01 AM : I felt left out so i...

I felt left out so i uploaded my pic to

Jan 25, 2008 at 11:01 AM : Thank you hitman, I...

Thank you hitman, I take pride in my ability in talking crap on the Internet. I seem to do it better than you and that's why you have to result in wanting to meet me so you can showcase your physical dominance. Hitman, I'm not afraid to sit down and discuss anything with anybody. What I got beyond (oh maybe when I was 12!) was the idea of using violence to solve anything. Seriously Hitman. Do you still feel the need to fight people to prove something? At your age? With a wife and 5 Kids? If you do fella, I feel sorry for you, your wife, and your children for passing along that idiotic violent streak in you. Guys like me can sit back and laugh at fools like you who obviously haven't progressed mentally. You're still a child who finds a need to use physical strength to prove something. I'm comfortable with who I am. I can rely on my wit to write clever messages on the Internet. Fools use threats. Every time you say I'm "a Bitch" I laugh. Because that's all you got. You're demonstrating one trait, you're angry and I have you right where I want you. You'll never know who I am, you'll never meet me. And in this cyber world you'll just be that angry, frustrated fool who can't keep up with me in a battle of wits. (By the way I was never tossed in a trash can as a kid, and I was quite the football player myself.) I'm guessing hitman, if you ever had the opportunity of meeting me, you'd want to shake my hand because as a player big lugs like you listened to smart players like me. I was a leader, a captain and a mentor who taught his teammates to use their heads, be smart, and don't let your emotions control you.

Jan 25, 2008 at 11:01 AM : Gube, thank you for...

Gube, thank you for asking....the last time I maxed out on the bench press was my first year in college. I think it was 260. The last time I benched, I did 190 lbs 10 times.

Jan 25, 2008 at 11:01 AM : ROTFLMAO........Vadar...

ROTFLMAO........Vadar and Hitman

Jan 25, 2008 at 11:01 AM : It's a snow...

It's a snow day.........chill out and play nice!

I didn't take the time to even listen to this song but I agree with madkow in that this is an inappropriate forum to advertise. Also, you are subjecting yourself to criticism by posting something like, or posting anything at all I suppose. A few of the comments here do seem pretty harsh and perhaps people need to adopt the policy that if you have nothing nice to say, say nothing at all.

Jan 25, 2008 at 11:01 AM : And to get back to the...

And to get back to the topic at hand.... the reason why I don't use violence to solve my issues is because, "I LOVE JESUS!"

Jan 25, 2008 at 11:01 AM : Luv my Katz, It took...

Luv my Katz, It took me a few minutes to understand what you wrote. But since I figured it out. I'm happy I can provide a laugh for you on this snowy day.

Jan 25, 2008 at 12:01 PM : Smokey I am playing...

Smokey I am playing nice. Hitman on the other hand is the goofball taking off his shirt! (in a virtual sense) Remember in Jr. High when kids would take their shirts off to show how tough they were? You knew when that happened, IT WAS ON!

Jan 25, 2008 at 12:01 PM : Oh quit being a baby,...

Oh quit being a baby, you make me laugh you talk like you are oh so smart, that you are big man with you wits. You are a nerd who hides behind a computer. You still keep up the trash talk while sitting behind a computer, you are not a man you are a coward, because you sit behind a computer afraid to back up anything you say. You were the football player that all the other players hated, the one who walked and talked like he was smarter than everyone, all that meant was that you were and are an insecure little person. Guys like you can sit back, back behind a computer like a child calling names being all big and bad, because you are hiding. Where I come from real men handle there problems real ways, you want to talk crap, do it in person. You are acting like a little girl, talking all your crap behind people back. Why don't you grow up, I know how to handle my problems, why don't you step up like a real man.

Jan 25, 2008 at 12:01 PM : Oh wow you guys are...

Oh wow you guys are great I feel like a movie star!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ha!!!

Jan 25, 2008 at 12:01 PM : Are those Love handles...

Are those Love handles I see on Hitman's picture or is he the guy on the cell phone with the big glob of fat on his neck.

Jan 25, 2008 at 12:01 PM : Hitman, you're...

Hitman, you're starting to cross over the line from embarrassing to pathetic. #1 I'm not talking, I'm WRITING! # 2 If by nerd you mean a person who is able to articulate beyond a 9th grade mentality then yes I'm a nerd. (really you're calling me a nerd and a girl. Who are you Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds?) .....sorry had to take a call....#3 My teammates loved me! As a matter of fact on ex-teammate that I haven't talked to in 10 years just emailed me! #4 you're just as guilty as I am sitting behind a computer "talking trash." # 4 You're kids must be proud of a "Real Man" who lets a bonehead on the Internet get under their fathers skin. #5 If being a "Real Man" is a moron who goes on a small town news blog to pick fights with total strangers then I don't ever want to be a real man. #6 Hitman, remember this. You brought this on yourself. You thought you can bully your way with your self -righteous b.s. criticizing other bloggers. And once someone stepped up and challenged your idiocy, you resort to wanting to fight. I've gotten you to show you're true simpleton colors, I got you to post an embarrassing picture of yourself, and you keep responding to me! I CONTROL YOU! So here's some advice, pick up your ball, take that needle out of your leg, and get out of here! Because when it comes to fighting with me in CYBER WORLD.....you're going to just embarrass yourself and LOSE!

Jan 25, 2008 at 01:01 PM : Judging by the...

Judging by the reduncancy and simple phrases from hitmans last post, I'm starting to think that Hitman is nothing but a child or Hitman may be more than one person because the style of writing changed. It's either that, or the madder he gets the stupider he becomes. Either way it's pretty funny. Keep it coming son!

Jan 25, 2008 at 01:01 PM : Wouldn't it be...

Wouldn't it be cool if the Jesus soundtrack played in the background while these testosterone tweaked twits continue to face off?

Here's some new material guys:

I know I am but what are you?

Who's gonna make me?

I am rubber you are glue...

Sticks and stones...

After school! By the church. 3'oclock!

There's always personal hygiene and mama to get really get things going...

Jan 25, 2008 at 01:01 PM : Hey Sushishoo,...

Hey Sushishoo, I'm no testosterone tweaked twit! I'm just a regular old twit.

Jan 25, 2008 at 01:01 PM : Okay God bless everyone!!

Okay God bless everyone!!

Jan 25, 2008 at 01:01 PM : This blog has actually...

This blog has actually turned funny!!!! Talk about a blog hijack!! I am LMAO!!! I can hardly wait till the next one posts!!! If Vader and Hitman really met each other after the threatening "who is the big man" contest, they would probably settle like real "men". Throw a few punches at each other then, call it good, drink a few beers then walk off friends!!!!! My type of guy--NOT! But who is going to hurl the next insult????

Madkow--I do think those ARE extra large love handles.....age and beer has a habit of doing that!!! The 2 boys sound like school yard bullies getting into a peeing contest. On a Jesus blog no less!!!! What would Jesus think????

Jan 25, 2008 at 01:01 PM : Wait....Wait....Wait...

Wait....Wait....Wait awsom8. If you can't tell the difference between my posts and hitmans then you're just as stupid as he is! Don't mess with the bull awsom8 or you're getting the horns!

Jan 25, 2008 at 01:01 PM : Touche...

Touche Awsom8! I'm like a shark waiting for blood in the water! Or in Hitman's case, I'm like Roger Clemens waiting for my next injection!

Jan 25, 2008 at 01:01 PM : What would Jesus...

What would Jesus think! LOL! Good one awsmom!

The thing I find funny is that they are both trashing the other one for doing exactly the same thing. So they both end up looking stupid. Hitman for not being able to hold a conversation without taking it to the physical level, and Vader for playing into him and egging it on. Very adolescent male. Yawn!

Jan 25, 2008 at 01:01 PM : Awsom8, I'm like...

Awsom8, I'm like a internet crime fighter, protecting those from Idiot bloggers. But in your case, it looks like you can handle yourself just fine.

Jan 25, 2008 at 01:01 PM : Countygirl, when did I...

Countygirl, when did I trash Hitman for arguing on the internet? In case you didn't read my posts, I pointed out clearly that this is ridiculous. I respond, because it compells me, not because he's egging me. There's a difference. In the nature of the stupidity, I'M IN CONTROL SISTER!

Jan 25, 2008 at 01:01 PM : By the way, I love the...

By the way, I love the people who write, "They're so stupid, Yawn." Who's the more stupid, the one who writes stupidity, or the one who reads it?

Jan 25, 2008 at 01:01 PM : Maybe you didn't...

Maybe you didn't read my post. YOU are egging him on by responding to his nonsense!

My point about you both doing the same thing is this back and forth- you are a girl... no you are. You are stupid...no you are. Just the way it came off to me. You are right though I haven't read all the posts it was to annoying.

Jan 25, 2008 at 01:01 PM : Wow! Vader this blog...

Wow! Vader this blog is really rubbing off an you, huh? Nothing like lashing out at everyone that responds now. Unlike you and hitman.....A-holes aren't worth my time. I've got better things to do. Have fun with your cyber school yard fight. I hope it brings you much joy.

Jan 25, 2008 at 01:01 PM : If a-holes aren't...

If a-holes aren't worth your time, then why are you married? OUCH that's gotta hurt!

Jan 25, 2008 at 01:01 PM : Ohhh, county...

Ohhh, county girl....Now I get it! I'm egging him on! I still stand by my last post!

Jan 25, 2008 at 02:01 PM : O.K. I'm done...

O.K. I'm done entertaining y'all on this glorious snow day. I have a meeting to get to. Ciao!

Jan 25, 2008 at 02:01 PM : Wait...Wait...Wait!...

Wait...Wait...Wait! Let me get this right. Vader you're claiming to be intelligent? Awsmom you are right this blog is pretty funny.

Jan 25, 2008 at 02:01 PM : I'm not claiming...

I'm not claiming to be intelligent countygirl, I AM INTELLIGENT! Do you think some idiot can write the way I do?.... come on, don't start but I guess you couldn't help yourself eh countygirl? COME ON! (My meeting was canceled by the way)

Jan 25, 2008 at 02:01 PM : LMAO! Thank you for...

LMAO! Thank you for proving my point. Please spare yourself anymore humiliation and read things a bit slower, take as much time as you need to process it AND THEN post! Maybe then you might know the difference between a regular and the word awesome! Yes, I saw your comment before you deleted it.

Jan 25, 2008 at 02:01 PM : What are you talking...

What are you talking about county girl? You're post isn't making any sense! Why are you responding to me? I guess a-holes are worth your time! But keep it coming countygirl please because if you haven't noticed, some joke named hitman isn't posting here anymore. I know that the other readers love what I write and that includes YOU! Otherwise, you wouldn't be reading it and responding to me. Humiliating myself please! I'm the only one here today that's showcased any real entertainment on this blog!

Jan 25, 2008 at 02:01 PM : I didn't delete...

I didn't delete my comment you Moron I edited it! Uh oh! I don't know a regular blogger from the word Awesome! Lord have mercy! Sorry countygirl for not knowing the "regulars." Gee I feel real stupid right about now! At least I've provided some entertainment to an otherwise lame blog. And this Jesus lady here loves me for it!

Jan 25, 2008 at 02:01 PM : I won't stoop to...

I won't stoop to your level and tell the world what you deleted. I saw it, you know it, so play dumb all you want. I had my laugh for today so yes thank you for the entertainment.

Jan 25, 2008 at 03:01 PM : You know what...

You know what Countygirl you have a lot nerve challenging me. You probably think you're real slick with your chest puffed out thinking, "I'm a regular blogger here! I know gube, awsmom, starbucks, weebles! Who does Vader think he is? I AM COUNTYGIRL QUEEN OF THE TEHACHAPI NEWS BLOG! KEEPER OF THE REGULARS!"

Jan 25, 2008 at 03:01 PM : I'll write what I...

I'll write what I deleted, (it's called editing content you idiot!) I thought you misspelled awesome so I made fun of you. Then I realized as I posted it that there's a person named awsmom! So I edited it big deal! So what! You want a super size fry to go with your big mac countygirl? (If you haven't noticed folks countygirl said she doesn't deal with a-holes and that was four posts ago) Can anyone say HYPOCRITE?

Jan 25, 2008 at 03:01 PM : It's true I have...

It's true I have been around for awhile. I no longer post a whole lot because not a whole lot on here interests me anymore. Also, you are NOT new. ;) Awww, don't get to worked up Vader. Just remember intelligent or not Jesus loves you!

Jan 25, 2008 at 03:01 PM : So this blog went from...

So this blog went from Two a-holes (Hitman and I) to three a-holes! Ladies and gentleman, I introduce you to A-hole number 3! This is like the cat the hat! Countygirl, will you please stand up and say a word? "Gee thanks vader! I was making fun of Vader and Hitman for arguing back and forth. I even referred to them as A-holes. But Gee, I just couldn't help myself and become an A-hole myself." Well County girl, it looks like you might be the biggest A-hole of them all! "Well Vader, my a-hole is so big when god said, 'Let there be light' he said, 'HEY COUNTY GIRL MOVE YOUR FAT A$$ out tha way!" That's a pretty big a-hole, congratulations countygirl!

Jan 25, 2008 at 03:01 PM : I figured if I went...

I figured if I went away you wouldn't have anyone to play with. I'm sure my leaving would thrill you. You win. I'm starting to feel sorry for you, plus I'm getting bored. Have fun! Oh, and play nice next time OK. It will spare you from losing your cool. :)

Jan 25, 2008 at 03:01 PM : County-Don't try...

County-Don't try to tug at me with the whole "Jesus Loves You" bit! I will not fall into your trap of kindness! What I'm not new? So does that mean I've been accepted amongst you "regulars?" I feel, I feel, Like dancing! Like singing! "I'm so happy! Yes So happy! Hey there fella! Turn that frown upside down! YES I AM HAPPY, YES SO HAPPY......."

Jan 25, 2008 at 03:01 PM : Don't you ever...

Don't you ever feel sorry for VADER! Vader is an industructable being! And VADER never loses his cool! VADER'S just writing. Do you think VADER gives a flying F what anybody has to say on here? VADER just likes b.s ing and fooling around! LONG LIVE VADER!

Jan 25, 2008 at 03:01 PM : I am LMAO again!!!!!...

I am LMAO again!!!!! Countygirl, YOU GO GIRL!!!!!

Jan 25, 2008 at 04:01 PM : And what exactly has...

And what exactly has Countygirl done to get a "YOU GO GIRL" from you awsmom8? Did she shut me up? NO! Did she embarrass me? NO! Did she prove that Hitman and I were morons? NO! The only thing she accomplished was lower herself to our level and get into a urinating contest on the internet! She responded when she said she wasn't going to! She became A-Hole # 3! So go ahead awsmom8....give a big YOU GO GIRL to countygirl for being an A-hole like Vader and Hitman!

Jan 25, 2008 at 04:01 PM : Wow I leave to run...

Wow I leave to run errands and look what happens, the little girl named vader has been on here spouting his crap. You talk about being some big, smart, stand up guy, and look at you talking crap to a girl. You are a big bad tough guy picking on girls vader. I think it is because you are a girl, a scared nerdy little girl. You must be a closet wife beater, you seem to have some anger towards women, maybe you should get some counceling for that. So are you still scared to meet me in person, I will put and end to all your shit talkin. You are doing a real good job makin yourself look like an idiot without me posting on here. You can tell your college degrees really worked, they help you to look like a total retard on here. So if you are tough enough to talk shit, you should be tough enough to back it up you pussy!!! You must be some kind of cyber dork to get on here and think you are king of the world, talking all your crap on the internet then running and hiding behind your computer. I will be out on the town tonight with my bro's maybe you should come meet up with us and we can teach you some manners!!!!!

Jan 25, 2008 at 04:01 PM : Lordy, is right....

Lordy, is right. Obviously Hitman hasn't figured out the joke that this blog turned into at his expense. He doesn't seem to get it through his steroid induced pumpkin head that CountyGirl and I are just kidding around. What we were doing is called "Tongue and Cheek." Go ahead Hitman and troll around town with your bros. Looking for God knows what. And yes, my college degree paid off because I got paid to sit around today, make some phone calls and mess around with the likes of you.

Jan 25, 2008 at 04:01 PM : OK hitman, I'll...

OK hitman, I'll give in! I'll be out at the Tunnels tonight! Meet me out there mano a mano! BE THERE PUNK!

Jan 25, 2008 at 04:01 PM : (Hitman with Austrian...

(Hitman with Austrian Accent) That leetle gurl Vader is cruzen for a bruzen! Mee and my bros are going to open a can of whoop ass on heem! Hee is a retard! Ha ha ha! I used to play foootball! I could have beeeen a pro! I have 5 keeds. Thank god, I thought my ballz fell oof beecuz of all thee steroids I deed!

Jan 25, 2008 at 05:01 PM : One of my favorite...

One of my favorite lines in the Simpsons: (Kent Brockman) So Mr. Wolfcastle, tell us about your new movie, "My Son is a teenage nerd." (Reiner Wolfcastle) - "It's a moviee where my son goes to college and returns as a nerrrd." (Kent Brockman) "Sounds pretty funny!" (Reiner Wolfcastle) "It's not a comedy."

Jan 25, 2008 at 05:01 PM : GOOD NIGHT LADIES AND...

GOOD NIGHT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! IT'S BEEN REAL! IT'S BEEN FUN! IT JUST HASN'T BEEN REAL FUN! KISSES HITMAN HAVE FUN WITH YOUR BROS!

Jan 25, 2008 at 06:01 PM : Where are the...

Where are the Tunnels? I'd pay to see this!!!!!!!

Jan 26, 2008 at 09:01 AM : Wow, I too...

Wow, I too haven't been on here for awhile. I have to agree with olivia, some things never change..lol. To many people just looking for a fight, and I am not referring to anyone specific okay before I get jumped on. Just my observation!! I would bet money there was nothing to see.

Jan 26, 2008 at 10:01 AM : LOL Colitas--just a...

LOL Colitas--just a couple of punk has beens in a verbal war hiddening behind their computers...kinda like we all do sometimes but not to this extreme! But it was fun.....sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.

Jan 28, 2008 at 10:01 AM : I was sitting...

I was sitting there on a cold, snow filled night at the tunnels with a twelve pack of "Natty Light" and my shirt off waiting for my blogging Nemesis Hitman to "settle our issues." I gazed upon the twinkling lights of Tehachapi from the perch of my pick up truck sipping on the liquid courage ready to conquer my HGH fueled opponent with an appetite for violence. I was prepared for the fight of my life and envisioned the angry gorilla like hitman to attack at a moments notice! As the temperature dropped to sub zero temperatures, I began to fidget with restlessness. The minutes soon turned into hours and my Hitman was nowhere to be found. With the last sip of alcohol piercing my cold, blue lips I came to the realization that my rival will not be showing and it was time for me to leave....Then suddenly! Like a Black Mamba striking it's victim, a sudden urge HIT ME! This was a powerful surge of reckless violence. I haven't been struck like this in 15 years! My blood pressure rose and my adrenaline started to rise! Stunned the urge HIT ME AGAIN! Dazed and confused I gathered myself and a voice in my head encouraged me to, "GET UP AND DO SOMETHING!" Listening to that voice I found the inner strength to stand up, put my shirt back on, and climb back into my truck. I was hungry....I needed....I needed a 7 layer burrito and a meximelt. I'm in Tehachapi....I'm drunk, it's cold outside, and Hitman never showed. I'm off to Taco Bell to satisfy that urge...

Jan 28, 2008 at 04:01 PM : I have to say that...

I have to say that this particular blog made my day! Not the Jesus stuff-sorry, I mean the Vader vs the regulars stuff.

Jan 28, 2008 at 04:01 PM : You're welcome...

You're welcome Gillfish. Oh yeah, Awsom8 what did Thumper's mom say to Bambi????...."Bambi, always remember! UH NO HERE COME'S A BURLY, BARE CHESTED, JUICED UP, CRO -MAGNON! EVERYBODY RUN!" The animals scatter as the vicious, blood thirsty brute attacked, "ERRRR I AM HITMAN!" Most of the animals of the forest made their way to safety, but poor little thumper was not so lucky! "ERRR HITMAN EAT BUNNY!" In the clutches of the evil monster, Thumper makes a last ditched effort to escape and thumps his feet into the vile beings groin! "ERRRRRRR," said the Foul Beast, but to everyone's surprise the kick to the Groin had no effect! What the friendly animals didn't know was that prior to his visit to the forest, Hitman did so many cycles of steroids that his genitals were no longer a part of his anatomy! Thumper, not deterred kicked feverishly again and again at the Monster's groin! "ERRRRRRR!" But the Beast felt no pain and sunk his teeth into the young bunnys neck! Blood squirted everywhere as the Evil Hitman drank the bunny's blood. Bambi, in shock as he gazed on at his young friends lifeless body learned that there's no being on this planet that is more heinous than the foul, cruel, crotchless beast that is, THE HITMAN! The end....

Jan 28, 2008 at 06:01 PM : Vader, are you into...

Vader, are you into older women cuz I think I love you!

Not too many blogs ago, Countygirl and I were having a heated debate and in jumps hitman thinking he's Dudley Dooright and he had to save Nell (aka CG). We all know Countygirl can hold her own. Anyway, he started in on me exactly like he did you, except I was an old hen. He actually threatened me, then realized it and edited his comment, LOL.

The picture he was using at the time, the man with the big guns, made me realize what his problem is. He suffers from LDS, and I don't mean he's a Morman...

Jan 28, 2008 at 06:01 PM : "Jesus is the...

"Jesus is the son of God whom He came to set the captives free!!!" Uh, what?

Jan 28, 2008 at 08:01 PM : No, Vader--that's...

No, Vader--that's NOT what Thumper's mom said!!!!! Come on everyone--what did Thumper's mom say in the beginning of Bambi?

But it must have been cold sitting there with no shirt on....Thank goodness Del Taco and Taco Smell (oops! I meant Bell) was open that late. Nothing else would have quenched that insatiable craving for a 7 layer burrito and you probably would have died by morning had you had to wait for one. You might to even had to drive to Bakes or Lancaster to find an open Taco Bell if ours was not open so late. And I am sure that the "liquid courage" was really Gatorade (probably even Grape) as even you know you shouldn't drink and drive.

Hitman didn't show up because he was too busy searching the net for an even bigger picture of someone on steroids....and he had a bad case of SUGAND that he was trying to treat. SUGAND is a legitimate, well documented medical condition that happens to men when their testosterone level in their blood exceeds their IQ. Having SUGAND can be caused not only from the cold weather but from over use of anabolic steroids. But in Hitmans case, fear predisposed to SUGAND. And for you non medical, lay people, SUGAND is a medical abbreviation for the medical term for Shriveled Up Gonad and Noodle Disease for which there is no cure.

Jan 28, 2008 at 08:01 PM : I am laughing still...

I am laughing still over here! I'm surprised this blog still has life! I happen to find it odd that Hitman was getting on Vader for jumping on me and was willing to show him some manners when he jumped on Madkow for even being on here. If I remember correctly she was supposed to be doing the dishes or something. So women can't hold their own and their place is in the kitchen. Nice, hitman is a chauvinist.

Vader I wouldn't willingly admit you were drinking and driving in the near future! LMAO!

Jan 28, 2008 at 08:01 PM : What captives are you...

What captives are you talking about? I must have missed something.

Yup, it's the same thing! ;)

Jan 28, 2008 at 10:01 PM : Countygirl--look at...

Countygirl--look at first page of blog in upper left hand corner under Jesus-- it is written there! Confusing statement!?!?!? This blog has got me LMAO too! I can hardly wait til Hitman replies!!!!

Hey Hitman---Are your arms broken? Why aren't you doing the dishes and folding the clothes? I'll bet even Bigdog helps his wife with these duties! When he is not in the produce section playing the veggies.....

Jan 29, 2008 at 07:01 AM : Yes, awsmom, LDS is...

Yes, awsmom, LDS is "Little Dick Syndrome". I guess it goes hand in hand (no pun intended) with SUGUND...LMAO

No, I haven't figured out who the captives are yet, but I haven't given up....

Jan 30, 2008 at 09:01 PM : MMMMM....I was not...

MMMMM....I was not aware we had captives in Tehachapi. Have you found them yet Joty??? Is there a description of them available....NO WAIT!!!!! I know who they are! The illegal aliens Gube is hiding!!!! Quick!! Call INS!!

Feb 23, 2008 at 12:02 AM : You don't look...

You don't look like Jesus

Feb 24, 2008 at 02:02 PM : I don't know what...

I don't know what lmao means, I just thought he was cruel, mean and out of line. So sorry if I am the only one who objected to his language, and disparaging remarks to some one who disagrees with him. I don't think that my being a churchgoing person who disagrees with his language makes me a bad person. It seems to me, if he were my son or grandson, he would have the backbone, and morals to say, I was wrong, I shouldn't have called her that. Now I am being attacked, because I go to church, and believe that God made everyone, with all of our differences in attitudes, differences in opinions, we are all unique creatures created by the same God. I suppose it makes him feel better to lash out at people, rather than simply say, "I am sorry, I shouldn't have said that" How hard would that be. Why inject his venom into everyone who doesn't kowtow to him. I am praying for that young man. He seems to have a lot of anger and bitterness in his soul. Just between me and you, doesn't he seem to have the same angry, bitterness inside himself that he accuses the INS of having with the illegal immigrants. We should thank our lucky stars that he doesn't work for the INS. God help any poor, abused, misinformed immigrants who don't agree with him. He needs to take a good long look at himself, his biases, and his explosive comments without finding out the facts. I suppose God is watching him, to be sure he is never in a position of authority, because he can't even take a comment without being hateful and nasty. We should all pray for serenity, and humbleness from him. Thank you.

Feb 24, 2008 at 03:02 PM : And now I read he is a...

And now I read he is a firefighter??? God help us all. I hope all of our prayers for him will be able to change his nasty attitude towards people. I hope if my house ever burns down, that he won't pass his own personal moral judgement on anyone before he decides to save us, or let us die.

Feb 24, 2008 at 03:02 PM : Jen- ...

Jen- I'm just confused. Who was cruel? Also, who you are talking about? Who is a firefighter?? People make up crazy things in here. Please don't take someone at their word for everything. If you did you'd have to believe you and I are the same person! :)

Oh , by the way LAMO means..........Laugh My A$$ Off! :)

Feb 24, 2008 at 04:02 PM : I'm sorry, I...

I'm sorry, I though gube was being cruel by misspelling your name, and then saying I shouldn't be a churchgoer with such stong opinions. Then I look through stuff and think gube is a firefighter, which alarmed me somewhat. For goodness sake, I never thought that things would come to this. I was very upset, (perhaps too upset) by what he called you, and did get on a little rant about it. And now people think I am you, commenting under my name?? I you look up any of my comments, I do get confused, I don't mean any harm, but I was mad FOR you...if that makes sense. I just thought someone should correct him on this, and was hoping that if he IS a firefighter, that he can put his personal issues aside to save lives. I wasn't trying to cause trouble. I am sorry if my "fighting for you" even if it wasn't needed, didn't cause a lot of trouble. It really bothered me, that's all. I thought lol meant you were laughing, I guess I'm not caught up on the latest stuff. Much love and apologies on my end. You are so sweet, I am sorry if I made trouble. I just thought that was a nasty thing for him to say. I won't comment further on that one, I didn't know it would make problems, your friend, Mildred (jen as my screen name, I don't know how to change it to Mildred)

Feb 24, 2008 at 04:02 PM : yep time to...

yep time to get over it jen....ha ha

old news......ha ha

new day.......ha ha

new resentment...... lmao

ha ha