http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/jimr/13872 NEW YORK, NY - A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. &quot;Al-gebra is a problem for us,&quot; Gonzales said. &quot;They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as ' unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are three sides to every triangle'.&quot; When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, &quot;If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes.&quot; White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the president. Jim Richards &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; NEW YORK, NY - A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. &quot;Al-gebra is a problem for us,&quot; Gonzales said. &quot;They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as ' unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are three sides to every triangle'.&quot; When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, &quot;If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes.&quot; White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the president. Jim Richards &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; en-us <p>I really enjoyed reading this, thanks!</p> http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/jimr/13872/#c_132966 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/jimr/13872/#c_132966 <p>I really enjoyed reading this, thanks!</p> <font face="Verdana" size="4">Weapons of math instruction ...... very funny.&nbsp; And it did lighten my day .... thx</font> http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/jimr/13872/#c_133201 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/jimr/13872/#c_133201 <font face="Verdana" size="4">Weapons of math instruction ...... very funny.&nbsp; And it did lighten my day .... thx</font> <p>I thought this was clever when my algebra 2 teacher showed us this in high school and it still&nbsp;hasn't lost it's humor</p> http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/jimr/13872/#c_133265 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/jimr/13872/#c_133265 <p>I thought this was clever when my algebra 2 teacher showed us this in high school and it still&nbsp;hasn't lost it's humor</p> Thanks for the laugh. http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/jimr/13872/#c_133300 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/jimr/13872/#c_133300 Thanks for the laugh. Very funny!! http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/jimr/13872/#c_133313 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/jimr/13872/#c_133313 Very funny!!