http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/peacetoyou/16502 Do it for the giggles! The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names.. So:- 1.. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name: a = snickle b = doombah c = goober d = cheesey e = crusty f = greasy g = dumbo h = farcus i = dorky j = doofus k = funky l = boobie m = sleezy n = sloopy o = fluffy p = stinky q = slimy r = dorfus s = snooty t = tootsie u = d ips y v = sneezy w = liver x = skippy y = dink y z = zippy 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = dippin b = feather c = batty d = burger e = chicken f = barffy g = lizard h = waffle i = farkle j = monkey k = flippin l = fricken m = bubble n = rhino o = potty p = hamster q = buckle r = gizzard s = lickin t = snickle u = chuckle v = pickle w = hubble x = dingle y = gorilla z = girdle 3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = butt b = boob c = face d = nose e = hump f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = head l = tush m = chunks n = dunkin o = brainsp = b iscuits q = toes r = doodle s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = frack w = squirt x = humperdinck y = hiney z = juice Thus, for example, George W.. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny. Now when you SEND THIS ON....use your new name as the subject. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.&nbsp; &nbsp; Do it for the giggles! The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names.. So:- 1.. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name: a = snickle b = doombah c = goober d = cheesey e = crusty f = greasy g = dumbo h = farcus i = dorky j = doofus k = funky l = boobie m = sleezy n = sloopy o = fluffy p = stinky q = slimy r = dorfus s = snooty t = tootsie u = d ips y v = sneezy w = liver x = skippy y = dink y z = zippy 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = dippin b = feather c = batty d = burger e = chicken f = barffy g = lizard h = waffle i = farkle j = monkey k = flippin l = fricken m = bubble n = rhino o = potty p = hamster q = buckle r = gizzard s = lickin t = snickle u = chuckle v = pickle w = hubble x = dingle y = gorilla z = girdle 3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = butt b = boob c = face d = nose e = hump f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = head l = tush m = chunks n = dunkin o = brainsp = b iscuits q = toes r = doodle s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = frack w = squirt x = humperdinck y = hiney z = juice Thus, for example, George W.. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny. Now when you SEND THIS ON....use your new name as the subject. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.&nbsp; &nbsp; en-us <font size="3">Hilarious!  <br /> <br /> Yours truly, Crusty Pottyfanny.</font> http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/peacetoyou/16502/#c_156426 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/peacetoyou/16502/#c_156426 <font size="3">Hilarious!  <br /> <br /> Yours truly, Crusty Pottyfanny.</font> Sloopy Dippinhiney here!&nbsp; LOL! http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/peacetoyou/16502/#c_156427 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/peacetoyou/16502/#c_156427 Sloopy Dippinhiney here!&nbsp; LOL! <strong><font size="3">Sleezy DippinTush</font></strong> http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/peacetoyou/16502/#c_156430 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/peacetoyou/16502/#c_156430 <strong><font size="3">Sleezy DippinTush</font></strong> Dorfus Dippindoodle http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/peacetoyou/16502/#c_156434 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/peacetoyou/16502/#c_156434 Dorfus Dippindoodle <font face="Comic Sans MS" size="3">Snickle Gorillahump at your service...</font> http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/peacetoyou/16502/#c_156441 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/peacetoyou/16502/#c_156441 <font face="Comic Sans MS" size="3">Snickle Gorillahump at your service...</font> <p><font face="Verdana" size="3">Dorfus Pottydoodle here.&nbsp; Very fun.&nbsp;</font></p> <p><font face="Verdana" size="3">From this site alone, I usually get at least one good laugh a&nbsp;day.&nbsp; I'm a laugher, so that figures.&nbsp; But, if you really want to light up your life, wait for your grand children.&nbsp; Funny, funny, funny.</font></p> <p><font face="Verdana" size="3">Instead of &quot;Oh, Oh&quot; exclamation point, &nbsp;.... she's say &quot;Ho, Ho,&quot;&nbsp;and kinda quiet - no exclamation point.&nbsp; I don't know - maybe it's just me.&nbsp; But this is hilarious!!!&nbsp; Her cookie falls on the floor, she holds up her hands in the appropriate &quot;what happened?&quot; position and says &quot;ho, ho.&quot;&nbsp; Like, she's a soft spoken Santa.&nbsp; Grama laughs.&nbsp;&nbsp; Her name:&nbsp; Boobie Pottyhump.</font></p> <p><font face="Verdana" size="3"></font>&nbsp;</p> http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/peacetoyou/16502/#c_156456 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/peacetoyou/16502/#c_156456 <p><font face="Verdana" size="3">Dorfus Pottydoodle here.&nbsp; Very fun.&nbsp;</font></p> <p><font face="Verdana" size="3">From this site alone, I usually get at least one good laugh a&nbsp;day.&nbsp; I'm a laugher, so that figures.&nbsp; But, if you really want to light up your life, wait for your grand children.&nbsp; Funny, funny, funny.</font></p> <p><font face="Verdana" size="3">Instead of &quot;Oh, Oh&quot; exclamation point, &nbsp;.... she's say &quot;Ho, Ho,&quot;&nbsp;and kinda quiet - no exclamation point.&nbsp; I don't know - maybe it's just me.&nbsp; But this is hilarious!!!&nbsp; Her cookie falls on the floor, she holds up her hands in the appropriate &quot;what happened?&quot; position and says &quot;ho, ho.&quot;&nbsp; Like, she's a soft spoken Santa.&nbsp; Grama laughs.&nbsp;&nbsp; Her name:&nbsp; Boobie Pottyhump.</font></p> <p><font face="Verdana" size="3"></font>&nbsp;</p> Ummm, boobie gizzardbrains. Woohoo! http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/peacetoyou/16502/#c_156620 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/peacetoyou/16502/#c_156620 Ummm, boobie gizzardbrains. Woohoo! <p>Dear Diary,</p> <p>I think this game is fun most of the time...but this time my name is ironically fitting...</p> <p>Sincerely,</p> <p><font size="4">Boobie Pottysprinkes...</font></p> <p><font size="4">notice it said boobie...not boobies?&nbsp; Damn mammogram scare, why can't i be boobies?</font></p> <p><font size="4">Ok thats it bigdog...i have an anerysm and one boob!!! GEEZ!</font></p> http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/peacetoyou/16502/#c_156705 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/peacetoyou/16502/#c_156705 <p>Dear Diary,</p> <p>I think this game is fun most of the time...but this time my name is ironically fitting...</p> <p>Sincerely,</p> <p><font size="4">Boobie Pottysprinkes...</font></p> <p><font size="4">notice it said boobie...not boobies?&nbsp; Damn mammogram scare, why can't i be boobies?</font></p> <p><font size="4">Ok thats it bigdog...i have an anerysm and one boob!!! GEEZ!</font></p> <p>LoriMorales~yes my grandson is quite the handfull.&nbsp; According to my kids, he will throw himself down on the floor and throw a kicking screaming fit and right in the midst of it, stop and look over at you to make sure you are watching.&nbsp; I quietly said to my son &quot;hmmm, i wonder where he gets that from?&quot;&nbsp; My son&nbsp;replied, &quot;from his Mom&quot;</p> <p>&nbsp;<font size="1">(chris...i raised you...he got it from you :))</font></p> <p><font size="1"></font></p> http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/peacetoyou/16502/#c_156729 http://www.tehachapinews.com/home/Blog/peacetoyou/16502/#c_156729 <p>LoriMorales~yes my grandson is quite the handfull.&nbsp; According to my kids, he will throw himself down on the floor and throw a kicking screaming fit and right in the midst of it, stop and look over at you to make sure you are watching.&nbsp; I quietly said to my son &quot;hmmm, i wonder where he gets that from?&quot;&nbsp; My son&nbsp;replied, &quot;from his Mom&quot;</p> <p>&nbsp;<font size="1">(chris...i raised you...he got it from you :))</font></p> <p><font size="1"></font></p>