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Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what happened.
Coroner tells the inspector, " First body, a Frenchman, 72, died of hear failure while with his mistress. Hence the enormous smile."
Second body, Irishman, 25, won a 1,000 dollars on the lottery, spent it all on whiskey. Died of alchol poisioning, hence the smile."
The inspector asked, " What of the third body?" " Ah," says the coroner," This is the most unusual one. Danny Earl the redneck from Iowa, 30, struck by lightning." " Why is he smiling then?" inquires the inspector. " Thought he was having his picture taken."
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