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Gube you are clearly a glutton for punishment - and don't forget, gluttony is one of the seven dealy sins.   Here's a friendly tip to consider on a monthly basis: Never quote scripture to any women who may at any given time within the next 28 days be experiencing symptoms of PMS - unless you wish to be biblically smote. I suggest you buy a calendar and start watching for the little tell-tale signs...I will pray for you.      The top 13 definitions for PMS: 1. Pass My Shotgun 2. Psychotic Mood Shift 3. Perpetual Munching Spree 4. Puffy Mid-Section 5. People Must Suffer 6. Provide Me with Sweets 7. Pardon My Sobbing 8. Pimples May Surface 9. Pass My Sweatpants 10. Pissy Mood Syndrome 11. Plainly, Men Suck 12. Pack My Stuff 13. Potential Murder Suspect       
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