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LOL That was good! Here is another funny one! Woman: "Is there a problem officer?" Officer: "Ma'am you were speeding." Woman: "Oh, I see." Officer: "Can I see your license please?" Woman: "I'd give it to you, but I don't have one." Officer: "Don't have one?" Woman: "Lost it 4 times for drinking." Officer: "I see, can I have your vehicle registration papers please?" Woman: "I can't do that." Officer: "why not?" Woman: "I Stole this car and hacked up the owner." Officer: "You what?" Woman: "His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see." The officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away from his car,and calls for back-up. within 5 minutes five police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half-drawn gun. Senior Officer: "Ma'am could you step out of your vehicle please!" woman: "Is there a problem officer?" Senior Officer: "one of my men told me that you have stolen this car...
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