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I think Starbucks' thin skin is actually working against him, now. I know if I were on the McCain/Palin team, I'd ask that he be benched; he needs a cooling off period.

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This is too funny. SB1 posts dozens of mean, nasty photos of Sen. Clinton, Edwards, and other Dems, etc over the past few months but "it's all in fun" when he does it, and tells me to lighten up. When the shoe is on the other foot, well , hence his replies to you, Editor.

What I find so funny is that I did complain just once about a particular photo of Sen. Clinton he posted that was above and beyond distasteful. My complaint was never responded to, and the picture stayed up. So Starbucks1, what do you assume from that?

Or, why don't  you just post some racist Obama jokes and we'll call it even,

No Illusion here editor, your post speaks for itself, many people here have always said, "stand behind what you post, or, apologize for it",  as you say, "not personal judgements or character attacks", then why go with jokes against Palin and Bush?, why not be fair about it?,  is it your view that most people in this town view liberals as "slavishly, indoctrined Marxists and violent athiests"?, how do you personally view the people in this town?, and this blog has been heavily left for years,  i guess thats why you thought "a large portion of this audience would find amusing",I am sure many people are thrilled to see that you are on their side,  if I speak up for an opposing view point there are 4 or 5 that try to say I'm wrong, and thats fine, at least I get the other view out there, Liberals get really quiet then, and the blog just dies out, so, go ahead, stay on point, at least we all know where your coming from now, the left side

...at least we all know where the Tehachapi Blog editor stands, right in lockstep with the liberals, feel free to "shout around for a few years as a violent atheist, editor, thats what most people in Tehachapi like, right?  but thank you for showing us all your true colors...

Sorry to ruin your illusion, Starbucks1. Most folks realize that items published on these blogs are not an endorsement of, nor do they necessarily reflect the views of the Tehachapi News or any of it's agents (see disclaimer).

FYI, I was simply passing on something I thought a large portion of this audience would find amusing, and even quite possibly the polar opposite — based on what I've witnessed over the past few years. It would appear I was right. An open and honest exchange of opposing viewpoints, not personal judgements or character attacks, offers great opportunity for knowledge gained.  

If I were to apply the reasoning illustrated by the statement issued above, one could infer that you presume to speak for the majority of people in Tehachapi, and that majority believes that all liberals are slavishly, indoctrined Marxists and violent athiests. 

Infer, presume, assume. You know what they say...

Ok, Ok, Joty, I was just hoping I would coax out the editor into a statement, looks likie he hiding under his desk,

Ever heard the phrase 'what's good for the goose is good for the gander' SB? The shoe is on the other foot now - it's me telling you to "lighten up" LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hehehe im just quoting another website with humor :)

Hey Yaso, these will get you deleted by the editor!!!!!,  it is obvious where he stands, which is the polar opposite of the majority of the people in this town,  guess he was hoping no one would notice, but they are funny, thanks

heres a bunch of obama jokes :) some are really funny....

Racist Jokes about Obama

1. If you have ever chuckled at his middle name, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes.

2. If you ever ridiculed the assertion that tire gauges lower gas prices, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes.

3. If you ever laughed at the claim that he campaigned in 57 states, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes.

4. If you ever suggested that the "Vero Possemus" campaign signs had something to do with possums, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes.

5. If you ever downloaded the video of him bowling a 37 in front of reporters, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes.

6. If you ever shared the video comparing him to Paris Hilton, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes.

7. If you ever cracked wise about his cocaine use, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes. (Joking about Dubya's alleged cocaine use is politically correct.)

8. If you ever made fun of his big ears, you may be guilty of Obama jokes. (Joking about Perot's big ears is politically correct.)

9. If you ever said that the look on his wife's face could curdle fresh milk, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes. (Joking about Cindy McCain's face is politically correct.)

10. If you ever noted that his pastor acted like he was on Def Comedy Jam, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes.

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Popular Barack Obama Jokes

Q. Why won’t Obama laugh at himself?
A. Because it would be racist.

Q. How can you tell when Obama has been smoking dope?
A. He answers the door when the phone rings.

Q. Why did Obama think that he had campaigned in 57 states?
A. His heavy pot use has left him a brownie short of a full pan.

Like any experienced Chicago politician, Obama would go the cemetary to register voters. One night he came across a grave so old and worn that he couldn't make out the name on the tombstone. The staffer holding the flashlight got impatient and suggested they just move on to the next plot. Obama angrily exclaimed, "This person has a much right to vote as anyone else here!"

Bill Clinton said, “I didn’t inhale.”
Barack Obama says, “I didn’t inject.”

Richard Nixon said “I am not a crook!”
Barack Obama says “I am not on crack!”

Harry Truman said, “The buck stops here!”
Barack Obama says, “Leave the bucks here!”
 
Q. What’s the difference between Ross Perot and Barack Obama?
A. Ross Perot is crackpot with big ears; Barack Obama is a pothead with big ears.

Anagrams
President Barack Obama = Arab base, pink Democrat
President Barack Hussein Obama = A Democrat speaks inane rubbish

Q. What do Obama and Osama have in common?
A. They both have friends who bombed the Pentagon.

Q. Why doesn’t Barack drink Pepsi?
A. He thinks that things go better with coke.

Q. Why wouldn’t Barack salute the American flag?
A. It was ours.

Q. Why did Obama change his name from Barry to Barack?
A. He thought Barry sounded too American.
 
Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a crooked lawyer?
A: Barack Obama.

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break'? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a 'Nazi.' He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.' He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said, 'Obama in '08 .' I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health.

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Proof that Barack is the Obamessiah

Obama preached to the multitude by the side of the lake.

Obama created new states from out of the void.

Obama turned whine into Kool-Aid® for his followers.

Obama came to us carried upon a donkey.

Obama triumphed over the beast, the enemy of all men.

Obama was stoned and yet he has risen.

Obama's flock has millions of sheep.

Obama will reign over us from a house with many rooms.

You must have no other candidates before Obama.

Obama will raise voters from the dead. Count on it.

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 Vote for Barack Obama

Q. Why will Jimmy Carter vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because Jimmy doesn't want to be the worst President in history.

Q. Why will Senator Hillary Clinton vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because he stole the primary election fair and square.

Q. Why will Jane Fonda vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because Ho Chi Minh is dead.

Q. Why will Ho Chi Minh vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because Ho Chi Minh is dead.

Q. Why will Jay Leno vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because he's running out of George Bush jokes.

Q. Why will David Letterman vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because he's running out of Jay Leno's George Bush jokes.

Q. Why will Britney Spears vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because she's running out of other crazy things to do.

Q. Why will Senator Ted Kennedy vote for Barack Obama?
A. Brain tumor.

Q. Will Senator Larry Craig vote for Barack Obama?
A. He'll stall first.

Q. How will Osama Bin Laden vote for Barack Obama?
A. Absentee ballot.

Q. Why will Bill Ayers vote for Barack Obama?
A. Bill thinks Obama's the bomb.

Q. Why will sharks vote for Barack Obama?
A. Professional courtesy.

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Obama Is So Pretty

Obama is so pretty that the new symbol of the Democrat Party will be a unicorn

Obama is so pretty that Bill Clinton wants to intern for him

Obama is so pretty that the White House Rose Garden will need to triple in size

Obama is so pretty that his anti-matter version is James Carville

Obama is so pretty that his supporters think that he's smart

Obama is so pretty that he won't ride in Ted Kennedy's car

Obama is so pretty that he would be a 10 if his Daddy owned a liquor store

Obama is so pretty that he would even look good in a Hillary pantsuit

Obama is so pretty that when he goes to Iraq he has to wear a Burka

Obama is so pretty that he gives John Edwards makeup tips

Obama is so pretty that his mirror on the wall was struck speechless

Obama is so pretty that he can wear white after labor day

taken from http://barackobamajokes.googlepages.com/

Joty enjoying jokes against Bush/Palin,,,,,,,,Surprise!!!!!!!!!! actually, I just wish things would be fair, thats all,,,,

z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z z - give it a rest SB!

Two swipes at Sarah Palin with lame jokes, but no Obama jokes at all!,  well, at least we all know where the Tehachapi Blog editor stands, right in lockstep with the liberals, feel free to "shout around for a few years as a violent atheist,  editor, thats what most people in Tehachapi like, right?  but thank you for showing us all your true colors, or, why dont you post some Obama jokes too, or, would that be racist?