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The evil and scandalous Bill (SB777) that was signed by Governor Schwarzenegger is by far the most damaging bill that has been signed to law by any Governor in modern USA.  In the guise of broadening safe haven for the misguided homosexuals, it actually punishes the majority of decent God fearing Americans. 

By not distinguishing individuals based on gender and sexual orientation, especially in our schools, the Governor has opened a flood gate to law suits, amongst other predictable and unfavorable outcomes.

According the bills broad reaching spectrum, the existing “Boys” and “Girls” signs will be removed from the bathroom doors in the public schools making it possible for them to wander into each others bathrooms.  The teachers will be forced to accept this anomaly amongst a host of other misguided eventualities.  The teachers will not be able to use books that favor, or promote heterosexual parenting.  They will be forced against their religious and moral upbringing to instill in their students that gay parenting is equal if not better than Normal traditional straight families. 

Public restrooms will no longer segregate on gender; people, including gays will be able to share bath rooms at will.  It’s bad enough that the men leave the toilet seats up at home, can you imagine sitting on the toilet in a restaurant, minding your business, and in walks a “she-man” that proceeds to whoop out its anaconda?

If this is the contemporary definition of progressive advancement in civilization, then we need a dose of God’s wrath to remind us that we are mortal and still under his command.

We are legislating ourselves to extinction, without a chance at eternal peace.  If either of you readers have relatives, friends or know people living in California, please advise them to sign the petitions to force a ballot vote on this awful law in June, 2008.  This disgusting bill is effective as of January 1^st, 2008.

The wedding venue is just as important as the wedding gown.  While some cities such as Reno and Vegas have made a name for themselves by simplifying the wedding ceremony to dollars and cents, effectively undermining its importance, others have maintained a long tradition in offering romantic and memorable settings to celebrate this once in a lifetime occasion.

Venice, Italy quickly comes to mind as the romantic city for the ideal wedding.  Since time immemorial, the Venetians have embraced the art of romance and virtuously embedded it into their spiritual lives to produce the ideal setting for a memorable wedding.

The very rich and famous have an isalnd, Virgin Gorda, in the Bahamas where week long events are the norm. Sir Richard Branson, the flamboyant and outgoing billionaire, long realized the need for the rich to seclude themselves in total indulgence in honor this ceremony. Catering to this niche turned out to be another success story credited to his golden hand.

Fantasy aside, most of us will probably book the municipal hall for our reception preceding the blessings at the Church. Care should be taken when negotiating for this venue because many are the times when we neglect to cleanup after ourselves hence forfeiting our deposits.  But deposits are the least of concerns on the wedding day.  Reserving the hall and confirming the reservations is the most important thing to do.  It’s is also advisable that one send his people the night before the wedding to decorate and man the hall lest mishaps happen.

This was the case with the Morales' wedding.  Last summer, they had reserved their hall three months in advance. Unknown to them, another couple by the same last name, Morales, had reserved the same hall a month later. The municipal event scheduler on assumption that it was the same couple calling to confirm their reservations accepted the new reservations and even waived the deposit.

When the guests started arriving with their gifts, they were amazed at the surge in the crowd as compared to their presence in the Church'.  Earlier on, the catering services that had been hired to cater for the wedding had noticed this unmitigated disaster; however their calls went unanswered on account the cell phones had been turned off in Church. Needless to say, there was an initial commotion with guests scrambling to retrieve their gifts from the podium lest they go to the wrong couple.

In the end, in the spirit of the occasion, both couples saw this as a blessing and proceeded with the festivities without much ado.  Last I heard the two families had formed a bond and frequent each others barbeques regularly.