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DID SOME ONE SAY SOMETHING ABOUT BEING PARANOID???? should i mention the voices i hear? should i tell you what they say?

And mildred colins1 it's ten min later and I'm STILL LMFAO!!!!!  And I don't swear!

Does posting anonymously make you feel more powerful? It would really suck for you (work wise) if people found out who you really were wouldn't it. Is that what makes it so addicting for you?  I really hope you see the proper people and get help for your mental illness.

Say what you want. I'll listen...it doesn't mean I believe you!! :)

countygirl your right I really can't stand you pompus arrogant I'm better then you attitude. You are full of your self and that cool. It's who you are. But do I dislike you? No. Disliking you would mean that you matter to me and you don't. I'll say it again if you got crap on me then lets have it or SHUT UP,. Does saying you have dirt on people make you feel powerful. Bring it on or shut up!

thank you soooo much! Innovative minds think alike and I Looooove the Mildred Colins1... It couldn't have been more appropriate for a 'nicer person'...thanks mildred you've made my week!! Literally ROTFLMAO!!!!! Kudo's!!!!!

I Imagined you looking like that!!!

I am probably unable to go to church tonight. My knees have been hurting since the rain and damp weather.  I called my son and he isn't able to take me.  My electric and heating bills have been high this month due to the cold weather, and I can't call a taxi man to take me, it would cost too much, and my social security check has to last me the rest of the month.  I did go to church this morning, so I think I am ok.

Anonnymous-  LOL! Why the sudden change of heart? You don't like me.....It's no secret from your posts and I really don't have a problem with that. You like everyone else are entitled to your opinion about me. Oh, and by the way I never said it wasn't you either. I didn't really specify at all did I? Hummm, the power of suggestion. Amazing the power it holds, don't ya think!

Damn it countygirl I jump the gun. I thought I had a fight on my hand. I'm sorry i called you out. To tell you the truth I didn't want to go toe to toe with you anyway. I have been reading your post for quit some time now and you are a true warrior. I mean this in a very respectful way.  

sorry jen i got to go to church so I'll talk to you latter sweetie

LMAO! Who said I was talking about you? I said anonymous posters..... that could be a number of people on here including people with screen names. Why would I tell you what I really think?? Paranoid much?

B.S. countygirl you don't have squat.And if you did well big whooptie doooo I'M SOOOO SCARED OOOOOOOOOOOH.  Post what you have countygirl I'm calling your BLUFF. BRING IT ON BRING IT ON BRING IT ON. If you have something on me then BRING IT ON OR SHUT YOUR MOUTH.

I'd rather have a rash.

Oh my no no jen sweetie hes much nicer then that.

Like mistletoe grows on trees?  A nasty parasite who sucks the life out of it's host.  If that is the case, I hope he never grows on me!!!

good guy let me think, OK gube comes across as a fine man that is proud to be an American. Obviously a loving and caring individual that has so much to offer the people of Tehachapi. Obviously he already serves Kern county well. Give him a chance he'll grow on you jen.

I'll tell you what. I've learned A LOT these past few days about our "anonymous" posters. Keep it up and it won't be long before people start to see what I have. Then again they don't know who Debbie is do they??

Define "good guy".  Oh well, he is one of God's children, and I am just happy to know he isn't a firefighter in charge of peoples lives.  Can you imagine? I know it shouldn't bother me, but he is just so nasty and hateful.  How upsetting.

I really hate it when people confuse me for other people. Oh well whats an old lady to do?  jen I wouldn't let this gube character get to you. He sounds like a hell of a good guy to me with maybe just a little to much time on his hands. god bless you dear.

You are a sweet girl, I wasn't trying to cause trouble, I see gube has sent another comment to me, but I won't reply.  I don't even know who he is, and it looks like "sticking up for you" has made more problems for you.  For that, I am truly sorry.  It was never my intent.  God bless you, dear. 

No, no, harm done. :)  Trust me this isn't the first time someone has accused me of being someone else. There are a few people on here who like to play that game and it makes everyone a "suspect". I just get worried because I have seen people accused of being someone I know they are not.  As far as gube being a firefighter......I know who they are talking about MY HUSBAND works with him. Is this person in question Gube? I have no idea, BUT I do know he isn't some of the people he has been accused of being. So I really don't bother to "try" to figure out who is who. I just know who's opinions are actually worth caring about! lol

Thank you for sticking up for me. I really don't let much on here get under my skin unless it is something that will effect my reputation or the reputation of someone/something I really care about. Take care and take everything on here with a grain if salt!

yep time to get over it jen....ha ha

old news......ha ha

new day.......ha ha

new resentment...... lmao

ha ha

I'm sorry, I though gube was being cruel by misspelling your name, and then saying I shouldn't be a churchgoer with such stong opinions.  Then I look through stuff and think gube is a firefighter, which alarmed me somewhat.  For goodness sake, I never thought that things would come to this.  I was very upset, (perhaps too upset) by what he called you, and did get on a little rant about it.  And now people think I am you, commenting under my name??  I you look up any of my comments, I do get confused, I don't mean any harm, but I was mad FOR you...if that makes sense.  I just thought someone should correct him on this, and was hoping that if he IS a firefighter, that he can put his personal issues aside to save lives.  I wasn't trying to cause trouble.  I am sorry if my "fighting for you" even if it wasn't needed, didn't cause a lot of trouble.  It really bothered me, that's all.  I thought lol meant you were laughing, I guess I'm not caught up on the latest stuff.  Much love and apologies on my end.  You are so sweet, I am sorry if I made trouble.  I just thought that was a nasty thing for him to say.  I won't comment further on that one, I didn't know it would make problems, your friend, Mildred (jen as my screen name, I don't know how to change it to Mildred)

Jen-  I'm just confused. Who was cruel?  Also, who you are talking about? Who is a firefighter?? People make up crazy things in here. Please don't take someone at their word for everything. If you did you'd have to believe you and I are the same person! :) 

Oh , by the way LAMO means..........Laugh My A$$ Off! :)

And now I read he is a firefighter???  God help us all.  I hope all of our prayers for him will be able to change his nasty attitude towards people.  I hope if my house ever burns down, that he won't pass his own personal moral judgement on anyone before he decides to save us, or let us die. 

I don't know what lmao means, I just thought he was cruel, mean and out of line.  So sorry if I am the only one who objected to his language, and disparaging remarks to some one who disagrees with him.  I don't think that my being a churchgoing person who disagrees with his language makes me a bad person. It seems to me, if he were my son or grandson, he would have the backbone, and morals to say, I was wrong, I shouldn't have called her that.  Now I am being attacked, because I go to church, and believe that God made everyone, with all of our differences in attitudes, differences in opinions, we are all unique creatures created by the same God.  I suppose it makes him feel better to lash out at people, rather than simply say, "I am sorry, I shouldn't have said that"  How hard would that be.  Why inject his venom into everyone who doesn't kowtow to him.  I am praying for that young man.  He seems to have a lot of anger and bitterness in his soul.  Just between me and you, doesn't he seem to have the same angry, bitterness inside himself that he accuses the INS of having with the illegal immigrants.  We should thank our lucky stars that he doesn't work for the INS.  God help any poor, abused, misinformed immigrants who don't agree with him.  He needs to take a good long look at himself, his biases, and his explosive comments without finding out the facts.  I suppose God is watching him, to be sure he is never in a position of authority, because he can't even take a comment without being hateful and nasty.  We should all pray for serenity, and humbleness from him.  Thank you. 

You don't look like Jesus

MMMMM....I was not aware we had captives in Tehachapi. Have you found them yet Joty???  Is there a description of them available....NO WAIT!!!!! I know who they are!   The illegal aliens Gube is hiding!!!!  Quick!! Call INS!!

Yes, awsmom, LDS is "Little Dick Syndrome". I guess it goes hand in hand (no pun intended) with SUGUND...LMAO

No, I haven't figured out who the captives are yet, but I haven't given up....

Countygirl--look at first page of blog in upper left hand corner under Jesus-- it is written there!  Confusing statement!?!?!?  This blog has got me LMAO too!  I can hardly wait til Hitman replies!!!!

Hey Hitman---Are your arms broken?  Why aren't you doing the dishes and folding the clothes?  I'll bet even Bigdog helps his wife with these duties!  When he is not in the produce section playing the veggies.....

What captives are you talking about? I must have missed something.

Yup, it's the same thing! ;)

I am laughing still over here!  I'm surprised this blog still has life!  I happen to find it odd that Hitman was getting on Vader for jumping on me and was willing to show him some manners when he jumped on Madkow for even being on here. If I remember correctly she was supposed to be doing the dishes or something. So women can't hold their own and their place is in the kitchen. Nice, hitman is a chauvinist.

Vader I wouldn't willingly admit you were drinking and driving in the near future! LMAO!

No, Vader--that's NOT what Thumper's mom said!!!!!  Come on everyone--what did Thumper's mom say in the beginning of Bambi?

But it must have been cold sitting there with no shirt on....Thank goodness Del Taco and Taco Smell (oops! I meant Bell) was open that late. Nothing else would have quenched that insatiable craving for a 7 layer burrito and you probably would have died by morning had you had to wait for one. You might to even had to drive to Bakes or Lancaster to find an open Taco Bell if ours was not open so late.  And I am sure that the "liquid courage" was really Gatorade (probably even Grape) as even you know you shouldn't drink and drive.

Hitman didn't show up because he was too busy searching the net for an even bigger picture of someone on steroids....and he had a bad case of SUGAND that he was trying to treat. SUGAND is a legitimate, well documented medical condition that happens to men when their testosterone level in their blood exceeds their IQ. Having SUGAND can be caused not only from the cold weather but from over use of anabolic steroids. But in Hitmans case, fear predisposed to SUGAND.  And for you non medical, lay people, SUGAND is a medical abbreviation for the medical term for Shriveled Up Gonad and Noodle Disease for which there is no cure.

"Jesus is the son of God whom He came to set the captives free!!!"   Uh, what?

Vader, are you into older women cuz I think I love you!

Not too many blogs ago, Countygirl and I were having a heated debate and in jumps hitman thinking he's Dudley Dooright and he had to save Nell (aka CG). We all know Countygirl can hold her own. Anyway, he started in on me exactly like he did you, except I was an old hen. He actually threatened me, then realized it and edited his comment, LOL.

The picture he was using at the time, the man with the big guns, made me realize what his problem is. He suffers from LDS, and I don't mean he's a Morman...

You're welcome Gillfish.  Oh yeah, Awsom8  what did Thumper's mom say to Bambi????...."Bambi, always remember! UH NO HERE COME'S A BURLY, BARE CHESTED, JUICED UP, CRO -MAGNON! EVERYBODY RUN!"  The animals scatter as the vicious, blood thirsty brute attacked, "ERRRR I AM HITMAN!" Most of the animals of the forest made their way to safety, but poor little thumper was not so lucky!  "ERRR HITMAN EAT BUNNY!"  In the clutches of the evil monster, Thumper makes a last ditched effort to escape and thumps his feet into the vile beings groin!  "ERRRRRRR," said the Foul Beast, but to everyone's surprise the kick to the Groin had no effect!  What the friendly animals didn't know was that prior to his visit to the forest, Hitman did so many cycles of steroids that his genitals were no longer a part of his anatomy!  Thumper, not deterred kicked feverishly again and again at the Monster's groin!  "ERRRRRRR!"  But the Beast felt no pain and sunk his teeth into the young bunnys neck!  Blood squirted everywhere as the Evil Hitman drank the bunny's blood.  Bambi, in shock as he gazed on at his young friends lifeless body learned that there's no being on this planet that is more heinous than the foul, cruel, crotchless beast that is, THE HITMAN!  The end....

I have to say that this particular blog made my day! Not the Jesus stuff-sorry, I mean the Vader vs the regulars stuff.

I was sitting there on a cold, snow filled night at the tunnels with a twelve pack of "Natty Light" and my shirt off waiting for my blogging Nemesis Hitman to "settle our issues."  I gazed upon the twinkling lights of Tehachapi from the perch of my pick up truck sipping on the liquid courage ready to conquer my HGH fueled opponent with an appetite for violence.  I was prepared for the fight of my life and envisioned the angry gorilla like hitman to attack at a moments notice!  As the temperature dropped to sub zero temperatures, I began to fidget with restlessness.  The minutes soon turned into hours and my Hitman was nowhere to be found.  With the last sip of alcohol piercing my cold, blue lips I came to the realization that my rival will not be showing and it was time for me to leave....Then suddenly! Like a Black Mamba striking it's victim, a sudden urge HIT ME!  This was a powerful surge of reckless violence.  I haven't been struck like this in 15 years!  My blood pressure rose and my adrenaline started to rise! Stunned the urge HIT ME AGAIN!  Dazed and confused I gathered myself and a voice in my head encouraged me to, "GET UP AND DO SOMETHING!"  Listening to that voice I found the inner strength to stand up, put my shirt back on, and climb back into my truck.  I was hungry....I needed....I needed a 7 layer burrito and a meximelt.  I'm in Tehachapi....I'm drunk, it's cold outside, and Hitman never showed.  I'm off to Taco Bell to satisfy that urge...

LOL Colitas--just a couple of  punk has beens in a verbal war hiddening behind their computers...kinda like we all do sometimes but not to this extreme!  But it was fun.....sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.

Wow, I too haven't been on here for awhile.  I have to agree with olivia, some things never change..lol.  To many people just looking for a fight, and I am not referring to anyone specific okay before I get jumped on.  Just my observation!!  I would bet money there was nothing to see.

Where are the Tunnels?  I'd pay to see this!!!!!!!

GOOD NIGHT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!  IT'S BEEN REAL!  IT'S BEEN FUN!  IT JUST HASN'T BEEN REAL FUN!  KISSES HITMAN HAVE FUN WITH YOUR BROS!

One of my favorite lines in the Simpsons:  (Kent Brockman) So Mr. Wolfcastle, tell us about your new movie, "My Son is a teenage nerd."  (Reiner Wolfcastle) - "It's a moviee where my son goes to college and returns as a nerrrd."  (Kent Brockman) "Sounds pretty funny!" (Reiner Wolfcastle) "It's not a comedy."

(Hitman with Austrian Accent) That leetle gurl Vader is cruzen for a bruzen!  Mee and my bros are going to open a can of whoop ass on heem!  Hee is a retard!  Ha ha ha!  I used to play foootball!  I could have beeeen a pro!  I have 5 keeds.  Thank god, I thought my ballz fell oof beecuz of all thee steroids I deed! 

OK hitman, I'll give in!  I'll be out at the Tunnels tonight!  Meet me out there mano a mano!  BE THERE PUNK!

Lordy, is right. Obviously Hitman hasn't figured out the joke that this blog turned into at his expense.  He doesn't seem to get it through his steroid induced pumpkin head that CountyGirl and I are just kidding around.  What we were doing is called "Tongue and Cheek." Go ahead Hitman and troll around town with your bros.  Looking for God knows what.  And yes, my college degree paid off because I got paid to sit around today, make some phone calls and mess around with the likes of you.

Wow I leave to run errands and look what happens, the little girl named vader has been on here spouting his crap. You talk about being some big, smart, stand up guy, and look at you talking crap to a girl. You are a big bad tough guy picking on girls vader. I think it is because you are a girl, a scared nerdy little girl. You must be a closet wife beater, you seem to have some anger towards women, maybe you should get some counceling for that. So are you still scared to meet me in person, I will put and end to all your shit talkin. You are doing a real good job makin yourself look like an idiot without me posting on here. You can tell your college degrees really worked, they help you to look like a total retard on here. So if you are tough enough to talk shit, you should be tough enough to back it up you pussy!!! You must be some kind of cyber dork to get on here and think you are king of the world, talking all your crap on the internet then running and hiding behind your computer. I will be out on the town tonight with my bro's maybe you should come meet up with us and we can teach you some manners!!!!!

And what exactly has Countygirl done to get a "YOU GO GIRL" from you awsmom8?  Did she shut me up? NO! Did she embarrass me? NO!  Did she prove that Hitman and I were morons? NO!  The only thing she accomplished was lower herself to our level and get into a urinating contest on the internet!  She responded when she said she wasn't going to!  She became A-Hole # 3!  So go ahead awsmom8....give a big YOU GO GIRL to countygirl for being an A-hole like Vader and Hitman!

I am LMAO again!!!!! Countygirl, YOU GO GIRL!!!!!

Don't you ever feel sorry for VADER!  Vader is an industructable being!  And VADER never loses his cool!  VADER'S just writing.  Do you think VADER gives a flying F what anybody has to say on here?  VADER just likes b.s ing and fooling around! LONG LIVE VADER!

County-Don't try to tug at me with the whole "Jesus Loves You" bit!  I will not fall into your trap of kindness!  What I'm not new?  So does that mean I've been accepted amongst you "regulars?"  I feel, I feel,  Like dancing! Like singing!  "I'm so happy!  Yes So happy!  Hey there fella!  Turn that frown upside down!  YES I AM HAPPY, YES SO HAPPY......."